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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
i say 50 hail dorners fore going to bed each night

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SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008

Fuked up, but true

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND posted:

Fuked up, but true

should be topic title. mosd?

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008

Dog the bounty hunter is going to say that when he recounts the story of how he did his duty as a true american and inflicted arrest on war machines roidheart w his taser

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND posted:

Dog the bounty hunter is going to say that when he recounts the story of how he did his duty as a true american and inflicted arrest on war machines roidheart w his taser

if they get into a fight i hope war machine gets charged with dog fighting.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

That's exactly as gay as real MMA is

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

do you think dog's wutang style can defeat war machine???

will a ruckus be brought???

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Dog the Bounty Hunter just needs to hire Yoshida to incapacitate War Machine again

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

honey did you remember to cut all the good coupons out of the captain save a hoe last weekend

hungry_mantis
Nov 28, 2013
for whoever said the pawn stars thing, one of them actually pledged 10k to war machine's bounty so you're not as far off the truth as one may be lead to think really

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

hungry_mantis posted:

for whoever said the pawn stars thing, one of them actually pledged 10k to war machine's bounty so you're not as far off the truth as one may be lead to think really

God is a lovely writer.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Can't corner the Dorner

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

He's a p. good jokester

http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/08/13/war-machine-rape-joke-history-of-misogyny-christy-mack-alleged-attack/

Just raped [Christy Mack] She tried to make me wait until “after errands” As if!,” War Machine said in August 2013, reported IBTimes at the time. The tweet has since been deleted.

War Machine’s tweet was, of course, met with outrage, to which he responded: “Real men rape. (Their GF’s and wives, not strangers, don’t get your panties in a bunch.)”

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky
someone please tell me if he's a punk bitch of an MMA fighter or not, i dunno enough about punchman sports to determine.

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Million Ghosts posted:

someone please tell me if he's a punk bitch of an MMA fighter or not, i dunno enough about punchman sports to determine.

Look at his human being face. Of course he's a punk bitch

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Million Ghosts posted:

someone please tell me if he's a punk bitch of an MMA fighter or not, i dunno enough about punchman sports to determine.


1st AD posted:

Dog the Bounty Hunter just needs to hire Yoshida to incapacitate War Machine again


Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky
well yeah but of course a japanese guy will demolish an 'american' now if only his neck snapped.

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

holy poo poo, his entire mma career on wikipedia is "war machine was scheduled to fight but prison/racism/getting fired."

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Why the gently caress isn't this guy caught yet. DOG, stop taste-testing slurpees and get your rear end in gear.

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

I wonder just how more white trashy this story can get. Like, the only way I can think of is if war machine held up honey boo boo as a hostage or something.

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

Rad Tad posted:

holy poo poo, his entire mma career on wikipedia is "war machine was scheduled to fight but prison/racism/getting fired."

Are you suggesting he's avoiding fighting? Because I'd point you to his flawless record against tiny women.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Million Ghosts posted:

someone please tell me if he's a punk bitch of an MMA fighter or not, i dunno enough about punchman sports to determine.

His best win is over a guy who was ok for a time in 2006 (but fought in 2011).

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

At least in the link I posted you can see him getting sleepered into snoozeville. So satisfying. Aaaaaaah.

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

quote:

Pornstar "Christy Mack" Provokes Brutal Beating By UFC Fighter "War Machine" #SONCERAEVIDEOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYKx93Gc88Q

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

I'm always amazed how eager other women are to criticize and degrade a woman who was violently assaulted by a man.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Needs new sponsor to help with his limp dick.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



DrManiac posted:

I wonder just how more white trashy this story can get. Like, the only way I can think of is if war machine held up honey boo boo as a hostage or something.

war machine has taken up arms at the bundy ranch

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.
This is the real poo poo right here

DANG IT

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

how many goons would it take to subdue warmachine?

ive got mace and a stun gun i bought from a headshop

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

MOOBS! posted:

how many goons would it take to subdue warmachine?

ive got mace and a stun gun i bought from a headshop

I'll do it by myself.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

The Human Crouton posted:

I'll do it by myself.

hmmm i dunno...can you take a shot to the face like a pornstar?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

MOOBS! posted:

hmmm i dunno...can you take a shot to the face like a pornstar?

Sure. Second time for everything.

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
All I have to do is shoot him with the gun right?

How is this supposed to be a challenge?

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
more like whore machine

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

If you go to xnxx.com and look for videos of War Machine, they are all videos of him loving someone else besides Christy Mack, then it's a few war-themed pornos and in the last row a video of two Argonians having sex.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Sergg posted:

If you go to xnxx.com and look for videos of War Machine, they are all videos of him loving someone else besides Christy Mack

Well yeah this should be obvious from the fact that he can't get an erection to save his life when faced with Christy's demonic boob job

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
What do you think War Machine is doing right now? I'm going with "yelling at his penis."

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Apr 8, 2004


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Inevitable posted:

What do you think War Machine is doing right now? I'm going with "yelling at his penis."

My guess is hes dead in a hotel room.

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

Inevitable posted:

What do you think War Machine is doing right now? I'm going with "yelling at his penis."

he was probably playing contra, but was disappointed in himself when he could not beat hard.

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
War machine has been dead doe years but robin Williams was able to finally take his place

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