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Do over Ham posted:My cans! My precious antique cans! So you admit.... you touched her can?
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Jerusalem posted:So you admit.... you touched her can? Jerusalem, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... [spots can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! [gets another woman out of the woman] 
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Do over Ham posted:drunken ramblings on a postcard Wow, it's a side of Do over Ham I've never seen before!
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Aug 13, 2014 09:58
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Jerusalem posted:So you admit.... you touched her can? Every single Scottish person does it!
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Do over Ham posted:Jerusalem, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... [spots can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! [gets another woman out of the woman]  I just love Bart's blank expression, the new computerized animation doesn't do this sort of thing anymore
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Aug 13, 2014 13:39
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Do over Ham posted:My cans! My precious antique cans! Paul Newman's gonna have mah legs broke!
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Aug 13, 2014 15:11
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Jorghnassen posted:
Who needs the infinate compassion of Ganesha when I have
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Aug 13, 2014 15:39
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Who needs the infinate compassion of Ganesha when I have Please do not offer my god a peanut.
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Aug 13, 2014 15:55
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TMMadman posted:Please do not offer my god a peanut. You are not Ganesh. Ganesh is graceful!
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Aug 13, 2014 17:46
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TMMadman posted:Please do not offer my god a peanut. Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
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Aug 13, 2014 17:49
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Jorghnassen posted:
Before I post the next image, I want to assure those episodes who are not screencapped, that I'm very disappointed in you. Something was lacking. Let's call it heart. No smears either, skip: 
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Aug 13, 2014 18:00
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DrBouvenstein posted:Before I post the next image, I want to assure those episodes who are not screencapped, that I'm very disappointed in you. Something was lacking. Let's call it heart. Huh, let me show you something. This, this is a Snagglepuss drawn by Hic Hiesler, it is worth something. This, this is an arm drawn by nobody, it is worth nothing.
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Aug 13, 2014 21:39
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Do over Ham posted:Jerusalem, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... [spots can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! [gets another woman out of the woman] And don't give them nicknames like boxcar, or tubby.
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Aug 13, 2014 22:24
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DrBouvenstein posted:Before I post the next image, I want to assure those episodes who are not screencapped, that I'm very disappointed in you. Something was lacking. Let's call it heart. I can see through time 
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Aug 13, 2014 22:26
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Do over Ham posted:Jerusalem, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... [spots can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! [gets another woman out of the woman] Stage directions? Highly dubious!
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Aug 13, 2014 22:33
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jscolon2.0 posted:Stage directions? Highly dubious! What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!
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Aug 13, 2014 23:35
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jscolon2.0 posted:Stage directions? Highly dubious! Nod suggestively.
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Aug 13, 2014 23:54
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Nod suggestively. Explain how!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Nod suggestively. So if I take your advice And make your patented move Then my chances for love Will slightly improve
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Aug 14, 2014 00:27
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gingerberger posted:And don't give them nicknames like boxcar, or tubby. Tubby!? I, ah... oh yes, tubby. 
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IMJack posted:Tubby!? I, ah... oh yes, tubby. He called me chief piggum! Aww ahh now I get it...
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Aug 14, 2014 02:26
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gingerberger posted:He called me chief piggum! Aww ahh now I get it...  Look at his nose.
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Aug 14, 2014 03:09
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Okay, retrace your steps: woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity pepper... Oh...
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IMJack posted:Tubby!? I, ah... oh yes, tubby. If you need me I'll be in the refrigerator. 
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jscolon2.0 posted:Stage directions? Highly dubious! Oh yes. Oh yes. Capital City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying. For your leers and cat calls. Yowsa, yowsa.
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Aug 14, 2014 03:31
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TMMadman posted:If you need me I'll be in the refrigerator. TMMadman, can you set the oven to cold?
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Aug 14, 2014 03:34
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Nod suggestively. CharlieFoxtrot posted:Oh yes. Oh yes. Capital City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying. For your leers and cat calls. Yowsa, yowsa. Now when I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and stomp on your foot, you just smile and nod. Hello, MR. THOMPSON.
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Aug 14, 2014 04:15
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gingerberger posted:He called me chief piggum! Aww ahh now I get it... Larry made light of my weight, then suggested my motto should be "Semper Fudge". Then he told me to "relax".
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Aug 14, 2014 04:17
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Nod suggestively. Smiling politely!
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Tokelau All Star posted:Larry made light of my weight, then suggested my motto should be "Semper Fudge". Let's put it this way: he spelled "Yale" with a 6.
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Tokelau All Star posted:Larry made light of my weight, then suggested my motto should be "Semper Fudge". 私の体重の問題が腺であるとして名前「タビーは」、人を傷つけるです。 [The name "Tubby" is hurtful, as my weight problem is glandular.] あなたはそれを食べるつもりですか？ [Are you going to eat that?]
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IMJack posted:私の体重の問題が腺であるとして名前「タビーは」、人を傷つけるです。 Should we tell them the secret of inner peace?
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:私たちはそれらが心の平安の秘密を教えてください？ いいえ彼らは外国の悪魔です。
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IMJack posted:私の体重の問題が腺であるとして名前「タビーは」、人を傷つけるです。 There's your answer fishbulb.
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Aug 14, 2014 05:57
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gingerberger posted:There's your answer fishbulb. Oh, then I guess everything is wrapped up in a neat little package.
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Aug 14, 2014 06:12
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Everything Counts posted:Smiling politely! You like Thai? I like tie. You like shirt?
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Aug 14, 2014 06:29
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You like Thai? Drink-Mix Man, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different!
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Aug 14, 2014 07:02
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You like Thai? 这里有你的眼球。 [Here are your eyeballs.]
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IMJack posted:这里有你的眼球。 well... I am mr sparkle.
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