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Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

trickybiscuits posted:

I would punch Kanye West

I'm pretty sure everyone would if given the chance, including Kanye West.

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Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Dungeon Ecology posted:

Yeah, I can't believe that they couldn't clearly see that from the sheer size of the original picture. One might begin to think that he or she was maybe even possibly making a joke.

Sorry I was browsing the forums on my phone and it doesn't display the picture size details.

edit: or show it as being table breaking.

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Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
Something tells me that dark tunnel's gonna get flooded

:heysexy:

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
^from Wondershowzen, in case anyone is wondering. The "Mexico" episode, IIRC.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Just go and watch all of Wonder Showzen if you somehow haven't already. You'll be a better goon for it. Promise.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless








hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gamma Nerd posted:

I'm pretty sure everyone would if given the chance, including Kanye West.

I would LOVE to offend Kanye West in any way because im sure he would over-react and be forced to give me lots of money.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Took me a while to realise that the mashed potato looking poo poo is supposed to be eggs.

Dudes!
Apr 24, 2012

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

These are actually pretty good for breakfast if you're looking for a quick way to suffer congestive heart failure before lunch.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

you wouldn't say that if he was black

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

beato posted:

you wouldn't say that if he was black

You would be saying, "Hello, mister Jackson."

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

I thought he was Canadian?

The Comna
May 22, 2012

schtzn
schtzn
t-t-t-t
t-t-t-t

Palmersaurus posted:

Took me a while to realise that the mashed potato looking poo poo is supposed to be eggs.

I thought it was cornbread, so I was really confused.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
The funniest bit is they took the time to plate up a microwave meal.

Desideratus
Oct 5, 2008

Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Palmersaurus posted:

Took me a while to realise that the mashed potato looking poo poo is supposed to be eggs.

Excuse me that is clearly wall insulation.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Lone Badger posted:

Excuse me that is clearly wall insulation.
Not necessarily. You can also use it for stairs.

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



beato posted:

The funniest bit is they took the time to plate up a microwave meal.

As someone who regularly eats microwave meals (because I'd rather sit on my rear end than cook and then all of a sudden I'm too hungry to wait more than 5 minutes to eat) I never stop getting a kick out of them having oven instructions.

Nobody's eating Hungry Man for the taste, don't kid yourselves.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot


231%

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

wikiHow do I jerk off to the lunch menu at Denny's?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Pfff that's entry level bullshit.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


zoux posted:

Pfff that's entry level bullshit.


Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Fishy Joe posted:

wikiHow do I jerk off to the lunch menu at Denny's?

Well he won't, he has no lower torso.

Ishmael
May 31, 2006

The fact that sauce is in italics is both hilarious and creepy.

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

hell yeah i'm gonna build the poo poo out of this lego star wars cruiser, this is gonna be so fucken easy. "choke hazard for children under 3"? *snort* stoopid fucken noobs. i'm gonna own this poo poo you goddamn babies. call me when you've got a *real* challenge for me. fucken lego.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc


The page that comes from is somehow even stupider than the picture itself:

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Ciel-Phantomhive-from-Kuroshitsuji

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Wow, House can do a really good British accent! :haw:

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
You know, as a Canadian, I see a lot of flak tossed our way for certain foods. "You guys put pineapple on pizza?" "Poutine? That poo poo looks disgusting!"

This time, I have to side with those people.



WHAT THE gently caress, CANADA?!?

Zonekeeper
Oct 27, 2007



Ensign_Ricky posted:

You know, as a Canadian, I see a lot of flak tossed our way for certain foods. "You guys put pineapple on pizza?"

I thought that was more of a Hawaiian thing. Back when I worked at Papa John's, Pineapple/Ham was a semi-popular combo.

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
To be fair that contest in the US has presented us with Cappuccino crisps.

...They don't taste like cappuccino.

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Ensign_Ricky posted:

"Poutine? That poo poo looks disgusting!"

Who says this I will hunt them down and fight them irl

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Zonekeeper posted:

I thought that was more of a Hawaiian thing. Back when I worked at Papa John's, Pineapple/Ham was a semi-popular combo.

Seriously, I think you'd have to try to find a pizza place over here that DOESN'T do ham and pineapple over here.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Stairs posted:

To be fair that contest in the US has presented us with Cappuccino crisps.

...They don't taste like cappuccino.

What do they taste like?

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


Ishmael posted:

The fact that sauce is in italics is both hilarious and creepy.

~SAUCE~


Ensign_Ricky posted:

You know, as a Canadian, I see a lot of flak tossed our way for certain foods. "You guys put pineapple on pizza?" "Poutine? That poo poo looks disgusting!"

This time, I have to side with those people.



WHAT THE gently caress, CANADA?!?

It doesn't seem that weird. It would have to assume its just a sugary flavor with a hint of cinnamon.

Doesn't Japan/Europe have a ton of weird and obscure chip flavors?

Also, another flavor from that contest is "Bacon-Poutine Flavor"

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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Oxyclean posted:

Also, another flavor from that contest is "Bacon-Poutine Flavor"

And I could possibly get behind that one. Hell, even the "Tzatziki" flavor might not be that bad. But this one and "Jalapeno Mac and Cheese" just made my gorge rise.

edit: I have now tried the bacon-poutine, and it's actually pretty good!

Ensign_Ricky has a new favorite as of 02:19 on Aug 15, 2014

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