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Are you getting the Wii U?
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Yes 9031 65.25%
No 1191 8.60%
Maybe 808 5.84%
I'm an idiot 460 3.32%
Waluigi 1603 11.58%
Waa 748 5.40%
Total: 13841 votes
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DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

pixaal posted:

He made Minecraft by himself and didn't intend for it to be big. He wanted to do something else and took a buyout offer. I think he's on staff mostly so he gets continual money from his fluke. He's working on some other pet project.

He didn't take a buyout offer, he founded Mojang and hired other people to run the business for him. There's a considerable difference.

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Zack_Gochuck
Jan 4, 2007

Stupid Wrestling People
Number of good games on WiiU: 2.

Number of good games made by Notch: 1.

I dunno, I think the WiiU still wins.

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!
Yeah guys we can acknowledge Notch has lovely taste in games without also making him out to be a horrible person. (Also his own personal opinion probably has little to do with whether Minecraft will come to Wii U since he has other people running the company for him.)

e; never mind google figured it out for me.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Chaltab posted:

Yeah guys we can acknowledge Notch has lovely taste in games without also making him out to be a horrible person. (Also his own personal opinion probably has little to do with whether Minecraft will come to Wii U since he has other people running the company for him.)

But seriously what was this P.T. zenritude mentioned?



PS4 horror demo that's a teaser for the new Silent Hill that Kojima is working on

Wildtortilla
Jul 8, 2008

Zack_Gochuck posted:

Number of good games on WiiU: 2.

Number of good games made by Notch: 1.

I dunno, I think the WiiU still wins.
I don't know if it's that simple. I saw a bumper sticker on a car today that said, "MINECRAFT", and no bumper stickers that said, "WII U". so maybe Notch and the Wii U are more equal than you're indicating.

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

Chaltab posted:

Yeah guys we can acknowledge Notch has lovely taste in games without also making him out to be a horrible person. (Also his own personal opinion probably has little to do with whether Minecraft will come to Wii U since he has other people running the company for him.)

But seriously what was this P.T. zenritude mentioned?

It's an atmospheric horror teaser game on the PS4. It's full of weird and obtuse gameplay with a pretty big reveal at the end which has probably been spoiled for you if you read gaming news. I thought the concept was neat, but the game itself is repetitive by nature and frustratingly obtuse.

Zack_Gochuck
Jan 4, 2007

Stupid Wrestling People

Wildtortilla posted:

I don't know if it's that simple. I saw a bumper sticker on a car today that said, "MINECRAFT", and no bumper stickers that said, "WII U". so maybe Notch and the Wii U are more equal than you're indicating.

Anyone who would have a Minecraft or WiiU bumper sticker is literally the worst, but I'm pretty sure there is more Nintendo merchandise in the wild than Minecraft stuff.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
The real test is to pit the number of Minecraft Let's Plays against Mario World Hack Let's Plays.

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!
:aaa: Holy poo poo, that's what I'd expect from Playstation 5.

Ironically the super realism makes the monster attack look more hilarious than frightening.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Chaltab posted:

:aaa: Holy poo poo, that's what I'd expect from Playstation 5.

Ironically the super realism makes the monster attack look more hilarious than frightening.

That's Kojima+Del Toro for ya.

Legit, that's the kind of stuff that makes one get a console over another. If I wasn't a huge babby that can't even go three minutes into Zombi U i'd totally consider a PS4 for that.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

That's Kojima+Del Toro for ya.

Legit, that's the kind of stuff that makes one get a console over another. If I wasn't a huge babby that can't even go three minutes into Zombi U i'd totally consider a PS4 for that.

Kojima games are starting to pop up on PC these days after a brief period of console exclusivity. Metal Gear Rising was the first, Ground Zeroes was just announced at Gamescom. It's possible that PT (Silent Hills) will pop up on other platforms given enough time.

In the meantime, here's a great playthrough of the demo without commentary. I definitely recommend watching the first ten minutes or so. Real impressive stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vtrGF0ZTRc

Astro Nut
Feb 22, 2013

Nonsensical Space Powers, Activate! Form of Friendship!

Sarchasm posted:

Kojima games are starting to pop up on PC these days after a brief period of console exclusivity. Metal Gear Rising was the first, Ground Zeroes was just announced at Gamescom. It's possible that PT (Silent Hills) will pop up on other platforms given enough time.

In the meantime, here's a great playthrough of the demo without commentary. I definitely recommend watching the first ten minutes or so. Real impressive stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vtrGF0ZTRc

I'm only a few minutes in, and the affront to euclidean geometry has me hooked. I'm actually a little unnerved.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
Constantly being trapped in the same area with things slightly changing and the ever-building tension the atmosphere builds is actually really impressive. It kind of makes me think of what a current day Eternal Darkness would feel like if it were more horror and less action.

Fremry
Nov 4, 2003
Yeah, that's definitely impressive and may be enough to convince me to get a PS4.

Ultigonio
Oct 26, 2012

Well now.

Chaltab posted:

:aaa: Holy poo poo, that's what I'd expect from Playstation 5.

Ironically the super realism makes the monster attack look more hilarious than frightening.

If an indie developer can do this within a small, static space on the Wii U, I would certainly hope a high-budget development team could accomplish something like P.T. on the PS4.

Niemat
Mar 21, 2011

I gave that pitch vibrato. Pitches love vibrato.

Is there an issue with getting the Wii Metroid Prime trilogy through GameStop...? I thought I remembered someone mentioning fakes or some sort of nonlegit printing or something weird through GameStop before in this thread, but I wasn't 100% sure. There's a copy at my local GameStop for about $40, so I was thinking about picking it up.

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT

Folt The Bolt posted:

Final Fantasy XV (Versus) could also be considered a reason to buy a PS4 (or XBone)... so long as the game delivers on the hype.

Final Fantasy is a bad reason to buy a game console nowadays unfortunately. After the three horrible Final Fantasy 13s I'm pretty convinced SquareSoft doesn't know what the hell they're doing anymore.

Pixeltendo
Mar 2, 2012


Right now the only thing the PS4 has got going for me is Kingdom hearts 3, and that'll probably end up out at the end of its lifespan :v:

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
Kingdom Hearts 3 will come out and be a straight 40 hour long tube with no stats or equipment and it'll spend 39 of the hours explaining the square button to you. The only buttons that do anything will be up and square

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

whaley posted:

Final Fantasy is a bad reason to buy a game console nowadays unfortunately. After the three horrible Final Fantasy 13s I'm pretty convinced SquareSoft doesn't know what the hell they're doing anymore.

FF XIV is pretty good now, if you can deal with MMOs.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

whaley posted:

Kingdom Hearts 3 will come out and be a straight 40 hour long tube with no stats or equipment and it'll spend 39 of the hours explaining the square button to you. The only buttons that do anything will be up and square

What an optimist, you think that game's actually coming out?

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

whaley posted:

Final Fantasy is a bad reason to buy a game console nowadays unfortunately. After the three horrible Final Fantasy 13s I'm pretty convinced SquareSoft doesn't know what the hell they're doing anymore.

They know what the people want, and it's more of Motomu Toriyama's waifu Lightning.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Mercury Crusader posted:

They know what the people want, and it's more of Motomu Toriyama's waifu Lightning.

Which is why FF15 is being made by Tetsuya Nomura and has only 1 woman on the principal cast (and isn't playable).

15 is going to be weird.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Niemat posted:

Is there an issue with getting the Wii Metroid Prime trilogy through GameStop...? I thought I remembered someone mentioning fakes or some sort of nonlegit printing or something weird through GameStop before in this thread, but I wasn't 100% sure. There's a copy at my local GameStop for about $40, so I was thinking about picking it up.

What it was is GameStop essentially commisioned a reprint from Nintendo and then rather than sell new copies at MSRP, they opened them up and sold them as "used" at a higher price. $40 is a fine price for it, feel free.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

Ultigonio posted:

If an indie developer can do this within a small, static space on the Wii U, I would certainly hope a high-budget development team could accomplish something like P.T. on the PS4.

What is this?

TheRam
Jan 15, 2009

What do you mean 'no performing monkeys'?
Hey so for how long has the Wii U been doing the most sinister thing ever?
I couldn't get internet reliably until I bought the ethernet thing, about a day ago my gamepad just turned itself on with the Smash Bros Challenger sale, telling me to buy each Megaman game for the quite reasonable £1.74 ea, there are other things I don't care so much about too.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



TheRam posted:

Hey so for how long has the Wii U been doing the most sinister thing ever?
I couldn't get internet reliably until I bought the ethernet thing, about a day ago my gamepad just turned itself on with the Smash Bros Challenger sale, telling me to buy each Megaman game for the quite reasonable £1.74 ea, there are other things I don't care so much about too.

Yeah, that feature is a bit annoying. You can disable it in settings.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
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TheRam posted:

Hey so for how long has the Wii U been doing the most sinister thing ever?
I couldn't get internet reliably until I bought the ethernet thing, about a day ago my gamepad just turned itself on with the Smash Bros Challenger sale, telling me to buy each Megaman game for the quite reasonable £1.74 ea, there are other things I don't care so much about too.

The last system update added in gamepad alerts like that; there was an opt-out option when the update installed and you can always turn it off in the Settings menu.

How is that "the most sinister thing ever"?

Misandu
Feb 28, 2008

STOP.
Hammer Time.

jivjov posted:

The last system update added in gamepad alerts like that; there was an opt-out option when the update installed and you can always turn it off in the Settings menu.

How is that "the most sinister thing ever"?

I can definitely see how having your game console light up and go "Hello Friend have you considered purchasing one of these excellent games at impulse buy prices?" could be considered sinister.

TheRam
Jan 15, 2009

What do you mean 'no performing monkeys'?

Misandu posted:

I can definitely see how having your game console light up and go "Hello Friend have you considered purchasing one of these excellent games at impulse buy prices?" could be considered sinister.

Yeah it was like 2am, the gamepad lit up and tried me to spend my money which I don't have a lot of.
I meant sinister in a making me poor at all costs kind of way.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum
If you seriously have such low impulse control that a single-screen advertisement runs this risk of leaving you destitute, how did you manage to scrape together enough money to get a Wii U in the first place?

Also, you can always Opt Out of the ads. Its no more sinister than "Hey, buy a Big Mac" in the middle of a TV show.

Stan Taylor
Oct 13, 2013

Touched Fuzzy, Got Dizzy

jivjov posted:

If you seriously have such low impulse control that a single-screen advertisement runs this risk of leaving you destitute, how did you manage to scrape together enough money to get a Wii U in the first place?

Also, you can always Opt Out of the ads. Its no more sinister than "Hey, buy a Big Mac" in the middle of a TV show.

Haha, holy poo poo dude. Its pretty lame that your videogame box turns itself on to try to sell you poo poo. I don't really see why someone would defend that.

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!
Personally, I like how the 360 handles its advertisements, by plastering them everywhere on the dashboard. Especially the ads that have nothing to do with video games.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Stan Taylor posted:

Haha, holy poo poo dude. Its pretty lame that your videogame box turns itself on to try to sell you poo poo. I don't really see why someone would defend that.

He defends literally every lovely thing the Wii U does.

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired

quote:


Ironically the super realism makes the monster attack look more hilarious than frightening.

This is my issue with modern horror it that doesn't let your mind wander or fill in the details, its just a jello man monster.

The Gorp fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Aug 16, 2014

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Stan Taylor posted:

Haha, holy poo poo dude. Its pretty lame that your videogame box turns itself on to try to sell you poo poo. I don't really see why someone would defend that.

Its a completely optional program, and since Nintendo doesn't advertise its sales/promotions very well, I like the extra notifications.

Again, if you don't like it, OPT OUT. Its not being forced on you, its not "creepy", "sinster", or "lame".

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

Stan Taylor posted:

Haha, holy poo poo dude. Its pretty lame that your videogame box turns itself on to try to sell you poo poo. I don't really see why someone would defend that.

It asks you "Hey do you want your Gamepad to turn on and alert you of sales and poo poo?" before it ever displays them. Anyone bitching about getting them agreed to receive them first. Read the loving prompts.

TheRam
Jan 15, 2009

What do you mean 'no performing monkeys'?

jivjov posted:

Its a completely optional program, and since Nintendo doesn't advertise its sales/promotions very well, I like the extra notifications.

Again, if you don't like it, OPT OUT. Its not being forced on you, its not "creepy", "sinster", or "lame".

Uh, not sure if real or joking.
Do you just sit around waiting for something to act indignant about?

Afro posted:

It asks you "Hey do you want your Gamepad to turn on and alert you of sales and poo poo?" before it ever displays them. Anyone bitching about getting them agreed to receive them first. Read the loving prompts.

:bahgawd:

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Literally every console is flooded with ads and Nintendo's has the fewest by far of any console

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jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

TheRam posted:

Uh, not sure if real or joking.
Do you just sit around waiting for something to act indignant about?

Nope, but when people bitch about something they were specifically prompted about (and can opt out of at any time) and decided to call it "the most sinister thing ever", I get a little upset.

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