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niethan posted:Hey maybe that's what a cop gets to say about war machine soon hahahaha
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He expended too much energy and got tired
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heeebrew posted:How has WM been able to evade capture this long? I'll give the guy props, didn't think he was smart enough to not tweet out his hiding spots. Most people get caught in a man hunt because of a random traffic stop, or because of a tip off when they go get food or money or something. If one of his idiot friends is hiding him in a back room it's harder. It's harder still if one of his buddies put him up in a lovely motel or something. The dude grew up a scumbag so him stealing a car isn't an impossibility either. Most of the time these idiots get caught with friends or family. They'll get him it'll just take some time.
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sportsgenius86 posted:"What you have here is a counterfeit War Machine head?" Intel&Sebastian posted:Just when you thought War Machine couldn't get any tanner... niethan posted:Hey maybe that's what a cop gets to say about war machine soon my loving god guys
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I'm disappointed Faber hasn't already sued this company out of existence but:quote:It’s official: War Machine no longer does Alpha Male poo poo. http://uproxx.com/sports/2014/08/war-machine-has-been-disowned-by-his-own-clothing-brand-for-failing-to-do-alpha-male-sht/
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niethan posted:Hey maybe that's what a cop gets to say about war machine soon Got dang
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Cage Warrior fighters will now get $2,000 if they finish the fight by: 1. Head kick knockout 2. Twister 3. Knee bar 4. Heel hook 5. Gogoplata 6. Flying knee knockout 7. Superman punch knockout 8. Gone in 60 seconds (KO) 9. Spinning knockout 10. Slam knockout This is in addition to their "of the Night bonuses" I don't think this will increase the number of those 10 finishes, but more money to fighters is always a good thing.
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Can't wait to see some guy wilting under strikes and then his opponent does a little one foot hop for the last one before the ref gets in and comes out going "Superman punch KO, where's my money????"
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/8/15/6006673/m-1-features-men-fighting-with-swords-and-shields-while-wearing-suits lmfao
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Triticum Guzzler posted:http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/8/15/6006673/m-1-features-men-fighting-with-swords-and-shields-while-wearing-suits lmfao Wow how many companies can say one key decision managed to completely rehabilitate its once lovely image? M-1 rules.
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colonel_korn posted:The Nick Diaz of medieval combat Was just gonna post that. He even found a way to emulate the Stockton Slap during a swordfight
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I always thought people who trained HISTORICAL WESTERN MARTIAL ARTS with swords and shields were mainly lame nerds but I'm way more amused by those .gifs than I thought I would be.
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Not too sure those guys train in any of that though.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/8/15/6006673/m-1-features-men-fighting-with-swords-and-shields-while-wearing-suits lmfao This is the best thing ever.
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attackmole posted:I always thought people who trained HISTORICAL WESTERN MARTIAL ARTS with swords and shields were mainly lame nerds but I'm way more amused by those .gifs than I thought I would be. Historical martial arts manuals (those that have been found anyway) are hilariously full of such underhanded poo poo you wouldn't believe. Nothing screams "chivalry" like a training regimen of how to throw your cloak on a dudes face and then batter his helmet in with the pommel of your sword.
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It's what Deadliest Warrior should have been.
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Bushmeister posted:Historical martial arts manuals (those that have been found anyway) are hilariously full of such underhanded poo poo you wouldn't believe. Nothing screams "chivalry" like a training regimen of how to throw your cloak on a dudes face and then batter his helmet in with the pommel of your sword. This reminds me of when I picked up one of those Bruce Lee penned JKD books for fun and it had drawings and instructions on eye gouges, biting people and kicking crotches. Dude owned more than I thought.
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attackmole posted:I always thought people who trained HISTORICAL WESTERN MARTIAL ARTS with swords and shields were mainly lame nerds but I'm way more amused by those .gifs than I thought I would be. Its a special kind of nerd that enjoys riding to the hospital from multiple lacerations via blunt force trauma.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:This reminds me of when I picked up one of those Bruce Lee penned JKD books for fun and it had drawings and instructions on eye gouges, biting people and kicking crotches. Dude owned more than I thought. Yeah the most effective stuff on the street can be found by looking at everything disallowed under the unified rules of MMA
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Greg Jackson posted:Yeah the most effective stuff on the street can be found by looking at everything disallowed under the unified rules of MMA I dunno. Grabbing a guy's shorts probably has pretty limited utility if they're employing the Wearing a Belt technique.
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The only thing that would really help a good deal in the street would be the back of the head. I've always been taught that if you get someones back in a street fight drop an elbow on the back of their head and then get away.
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There's no DIAMOND MMA cups in the streets
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You win street fights by doing everything Marco Ruas did, duh.
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LobsterMobster posted:You win street fights by doing everything Marco Ruas did, duh. You throw leg kicks for 5 minutes and then quit on your stool between rounds.
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Agent Tough Juice posted:I dunno. Grabbing a guy's shorts probably has pretty limited utility if they're employing the Wearing a Belt technique. However, if one finds oneself in a Whataburger all be[l]ts are off.
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I was gonna beg for a repost of that fight but I'm not a POS so I just found it http://youtu.be/CVeI6WXtmeI fake edit: Auto vid tags aren't working?
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quote:He was caught by U.S. Marshals and Simi Vallley police .. and we're told he did not put up a fight. Well that's disappointing. Dude didn't give them a reason to shoot him apparently. I guess it's cool they managed to catch him without violence though. American justice works (unless you're black)!
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TwoDogs1Cup posted:War Machine's been caught according to TMZ According to an officer ... Dog the Bounty Hunter was also there.
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who was the person who bet he gets taken alive before the end of the week? Goongrats
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Triticum Guzzler posted:who was the person who bet he gets taken alive before the end of the week? Goongrats I thought he bet the opposite.
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Agent Tough Juice posted:I thought he bet the opposite. I'm pretty sure it was coco. Edit: coconono posted:gently caress it, I'll eat a weeks probation if the cops take Warmachine alive. Sorry duder.
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I've never watched Dog the Bounty Hunter. Is he actually good at it or is he more likely to have paid the cops to tell him when they found War Machine so he could stand there when they arrested him?
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I have no idea but that's not a thing you could learn from watching his reality show.
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doverhog posted:I have no idea but that's not a thing you could learn from watching his reality show. I mean yeah, but it eventually got out that Bear Grylls stayed in hotels and poo poo. I was thinking something like that might be the case with Dog as well.
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Chael Sonnen @sonnench I caught War Machine. Lift the suspension NSAC.
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Agent Tough Juice posted:I've never watched Dog the Bounty Hunter. Is he actually good at it or is he more likely to have paid the cops to tell him when they found War Machine so he could stand there when they arrested him? From what I've seen on his show it matches the old euphemism that most investigations are solved through snitching rather than sleuthing
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