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88h88 posted:After reading his twitter feed and watching those videos I'm seriously wondering what the gently caress Christie saw in this dude? He's borderline retarded, has the vocabularly of an xbox live playing 12yr old and can only beat up and terrorise people smaller than him... An opportunity to relive her childhood abuse, probably
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Cream_Filling posted:An opportunity to relive her childhood abuse, probably  Maybe this will be the real life Undisputed situation we've all been dreaming about, where War Machine goes to prison and learns what it means to respect others by overcoming the odds and winning a no-holds-barred fighting tournament. Verisimilidude fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Aug 16, 2014 |
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Aug 16, 2014 13:15
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SLURPEE TANTRUM. So loving pissed
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Aug 16, 2014 13:33
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So they don't want to serve him his slurpee and to spite them he throws his slurpee (they never served him) on the floor? Wouldn't they have to serve him first?
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Aug 16, 2014 14:10
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Most people would have complied with the simple request of taking their hood off so the 7-11 cashier can be sure they are not about to get mugged. Or poo poo, just saying no and going to another store because getting into a fight over a loving slurpee should be embarrassing as gently caress for a fully grown adult. This dude is literally on the level of a middle school child. "Heh, now you have to clean up my mess serves you right YOU loving BITCH  "
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DrManiac posted:This dude is literally on the level of a middle school child. I DO MIDDLE SCHOOL poo poo
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Aug 16, 2014 14:13
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bitcoin bastard posted:I DO MIDDLE SCHOOL poo poo YOU'RE NOT MY MOM MS.DOUGLAS YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU BITCH! seriously though from these dumb videos it's pretty clear this dude in unstable as gently caress and is legit a danger to society. I can just imagine him going off on anybody that tells him to do something he doesn't want to do no matter how small or petty that something is.
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Aug 16, 2014 14:16
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Someone buy Johnny "War Homo" Kockintheasshaver an account here. I think he would be a welcome addition to GBS.
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bitcoin bastard posted:Someone buy Johnny "War Homo" Kockintheasshaver an account here. I think he would be a welcome addition to GBS. He already has a plat grenade on his neck.
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Aug 16, 2014 14:48
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DrManiac posted:seriously though from these dumb videos it's pretty clear this dude in unstable as gently caress and is legit a danger to society. That and he's assaulted at least 20 people. At one party alone it was 8 people. He said his first snap was when he almost beat his stepfather to death, "Blood sprayed on the ceiling"
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Aug 16, 2014 14:56
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youtube is recommending me tons of ufc videos because I watched one vlog of a braindamaged man talking about slurpees.
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88h88 posted:After reading his twitter feed and watching those videos I'm seriously wondering what the gently caress Christie saw in this dude? He's borderline retarded, has the vocabularly of an xbox live playing 12yr old and can only beat up and terrorise people smaller than him... The women always go for the rear end in a top hat 
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Cream_Filling posted:An opportunity to relive her childhood abuse, probably Her account had the line, "He had beaten me many times before but not this badky" which pretty much tells you that she was already a punching bag for him prior to the brutal attack.
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Aug 16, 2014 16:02
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To YouTube that makes it totally ok for him to kill her. How does someone who assaulted over 20 people not end up face down in a ditch in Fresno with no one to mourn him.
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LingcodKilla posted:To YouTube that makes it totally ok for him to kill her. white privilege
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Aug 16, 2014 17:27
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LingcodKilla posted:To YouTube that makes it totally ok for him to kill her. Every time its about to happen, DOMESTIC VIOLENCE MACHINE opens his mouth, and the guy decides hes not willing to kill a literal retard. Probably lucky for SLURPEE MACHINE that he didn't try this poo poo in Texas.
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Aug 16, 2014 17:30
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People can die to one punch from a drunken little league dad. The dudes either extremely lucky or really just bad at punching. Exhibit A is his fight record and exhibit B is his failure to kill a chick half his size with countless blows to the head.
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Aug 16, 2014 17:36
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Or he doesn't yet have ALPHA DAD STRENGTH
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Aug 16, 2014 17:45
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Aug 16, 2014 17:50
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I see something entirely different from these videos. He could have but didn't blow up to the point that he beat up the little white dude, the gym manager, the cashier, or the cashiers fellow employee. Perhaps he really does have dumb luck and gets picked on for no reason. For fucks sake it's raining and he's being asked to take off his hoodie? What the hell!
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Morally Inept posted:I see something entirely different from these videos. He could have but didn't blow up to the point that he beat up the little white dude, the gym manager, the cashier, or the cashiers fellow employee. Perhaps he really does have dumb luck and gets picked on for no reason. For fucks sake it's raining and he's being asked to take off his hoodie? What the hell! Dog fucker post
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Aug 16, 2014 18:12
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war machine is really screwed now, i heard he couldn't get a pro bono
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Morally Inept posted:I see something entirely different from these videos. He could have but didn't blow up to the point that he beat up the little white dude, the gym manager, the cashier, or the cashiers fellow employee. Perhaps he really does have dumb luck and gets picked on for no reason. For fucks sake it's raining and he's being asked to take off his hoodie? What the hell! white dude spotted
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you irl posted:war machine is really screwed now, i heard he couldn't get a pro bono I chuckled.
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you irl posted:war machine is really screwed now, i heard he couldn't get a pro bono So, he either has to hire a lawyer (with what? His UFC or porn money?) or he represents himself. I think I know which one I'm hoping for. 
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you irl posted:war machine is really screwed now, i heard he couldn't get a pro bono lol
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Lars Blitzer posted:So, he either has to hire a lawyer (with what? His UFC or porn money?) or he represents himself. I think I know which one I'm hoping for. lol
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Aug 16, 2014 18:43
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I hope he represents himself in court and calls the judge bro a few hundred times.
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88h88 posted:After reading his twitter feed and watching those videos I'm seriously wondering what the gently caress Christie saw in this dude? He's borderline retarded, has the vocabularly of an xbox live playing 12yr old and can only beat up and terrorise people smaller than him... Yep. Especially given how well known pornstars are for their well-considered, sensible and intelligent life choices.
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Kirk Johnson posted:Yep. Especially given how well known pornstars are for their well-considered, sensible and intelligent life choices. look at this slutshaming prude
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Jesus what an rear end in a top hat. Just post her nude selfies to pornsites and call it a day.
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etalian posted:Asa Akira is pretty smart She's Asian though so she was genetically smart.
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If your job involves going home and feeling the multiple rancid loads of creepy LA parolees settling in your stomach you've taken a wrong turn somewhere. You ain't fuckin smart.
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Kirk Johnson posted:If your job involves going home and feeling the multiple rancid loads of creepy LA parolees settling in your stomach you've taken a wrong turn somewhere. You ain't fuckin smart. i love cum
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ilikedirt posted:i love cum I wonder if it's ever happened that someone with a fetish has gotten a job in a sperm clinic and they had to fire them because the boss came in and asked where a whole shelf of samples had gone and the dude was like "I drank them all", a full loving pint of jizz.
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Kirk Johnson posted:I wonder if it's ever happened that someone with a fetish has gotten a job in a sperm clinic and they had to fire them because the boss came in and asked where a whole shelf of samples had gone and the dude was like "I drank them all", a full loving pint of jizz. I drank them all - The Kirk Johnson Story
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bitcoin bastard posted:I drank them all - The Kirk Johnson Story 
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I'm actually the boss in that story; I procured my job so I can commit suicide in a bath of cum but you it's something you have to take years preparing - you can't just walk out the door with pallets full of mansauce. You need to build up your home stores gradually.
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Kirk Johnson posted:I'm actually the boss in that story; I procured my job so I can commit suicide in a bath of cum but you it's something you have to take years preparing - you can't just walk out the door with pallets full of mansauce. You need to build up your home stores gradually. hmmm, yes, quite.
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