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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Subjunctive posted:

If you haven't been legitimately afraid for your life due to encountering dangerous wildlife, while out of cell range, you don't get to play the "outdoorsy Canadian" card. (I don't get to play the card.)

Both this and hypothermia have happened to me... and I am the least outdoorsy person ever.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
We have lovely cell coverage, wildlife nearly on par with Australia (Not so much with the venom, but a lot hungrier) and cold rear end weather.

If you've never found yourself fearing for your life because Canada at some point, you must live in Vancouver or something.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


DoctorWhat posted:

So how long are we going to talk about country matters?

Until Piers Morgan has been killed.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

sunsweet posted:

Speaking of pro wrestling, here's what a former wrestler thinks about cancer charities:

Some of the worst charities in the US play off the "cancer brand", so it's not a totally unreasonable position.

quote:

He also thinks that libraries are a scam to rip off writers.

On this, I got nuthin'.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Whiteycar posted:

Both this and hypothermia have happened to me... and I am the least outdoorsy person ever.

See, I do spend a lot of time in the backcountry. I've had a grizzly bear sniffing around my tent at 4 am while 40km away from my car, and then two night later it snowed a foot, the tent was collapsed, and I got to hike out in a blizzard. I guess that's a big part of my peeve against people who claim to be outdoorsy when they only ever go out into their suburban yard for the evening. I turn into the "I am NOTHING like you, you suck" and it just makes me an rear end, so whatever.


Someone I know posted a buzzfeed video about street harassment after being called a bitch by some dude in the street she ignored, this was the response she got:



I especially like #4. Reeks of proto-MRA. "We're talking about one behavior some men do? Well, let me just tell you how women are even WORSE (no judging)"

sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

"Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"

Subjunctive posted:

Some of the worst charities in the US play off the "cancer brand", so it's not a totally unreasonable position.

Point taken, and agreed with. Storm is Canadian, and the charity stream in this instance is benefitting the Canadian Cancer Society.

Also, he doesn't believe that depression is a real condition. He's not even close to being the stupidest wrestler as far as believing conspiratorial poo poo.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Who goes to wrestlers for opinions and advice?

sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

"Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"
They just spout off on twitter, like any other rear end in a top hat on the street would do. God forbid you ask them to let their followers know about a charity video game stream, I guess.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice


"our Socialist Nation" "Marshal law"

- A conflicted soul on my news feed who can't decide between scared of a police state, and being ok with shoplifters being shot in the streets without a trial.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

sunsweet posted:

Storm is Canadian...

I thought she was from Wakanda?

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

Blind Pineapple posted:

- A conflicted soul on my news feed who can't decide between scared of a police state, and being ok with shoplifters being shot in the streets without a trial.

he wasn't actually a shoplifter that was just the rationalization released later :ssh:

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

LaughMyselfTo posted:

he wasn't actually a shoplifter that was just the rationalization released later :ssh:

uh no... He was in fact a robber, they just didn't know it(or even suspect him) until after he was dead and someone reviewed the CCTV. But this guy robbed a store, assaulted the store owner, and then was confronted because he was walking down the middle of the street blocking traffic.


At least that's the current story.

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PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
Wasn't the robbery video date-stamped June 9th? Or am I thinking of something else? In either case, goddamn, don't shot a guy over petty theft and jaywalking, how are people disagreeing with that.

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

PUGGERNAUT posted:

Wasn't the robbery video date-stamped June 9th? Or am I thinking of something else? In either case, goddamn, don't shot a guy over petty theft and jaywalking, how are people disagreeing with that.

I think they say the reason they shot him is because he was fighting for the gun with the cop. If that's true, it doesn't seem unreasonable to me. But I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it was made up, as that sort of thing has happened before. Basically, i'm waiting for the investigation to finish before I draw any conclusions myself.

Apogee15 has a new favorite as of 17:14 on Aug 16, 2014

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
These are the guys that dressed up like video game baddies and pointed assault rifles at city aldermen for existing while black, trying to wrestle the gun away from one of them should probably be considered self-defense

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Maybe no

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3656956

There's a nice GBS thread right there for you to take this poo poo to

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Why would i want to do that?

I stopped engaging in self-harm years ago.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Apogee15 posted:

I think they say the reason they shot him is because he was fighting for the gun with the cop. If that's true, it doesn't seem unreasonable to me. But I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it was made up, as that sort of thing has happened before. Basically, i'm waiting for the investigation to finish before I draw any conclusions myself.

Fighting with the cops gun from over 35 feet away. So I guess it's good they shot him, they stopped Magneto before he could unite the mutants.

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

kannonfodder posted:

Fighting with the cops gun from over 35 feet away. So I guess it's good they shot him, they stopped Magneto before he could unite the mutants.

He was 35 feet from the police car, nothing has said he was 35 feet away from the shooter.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Edit: Not arguing about this.

Fashionable Jorts has a new favorite as of 18:11 on Aug 16, 2014

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.

Lblitzer posted:

It's a weird thing, all of the girls who post this country poo poo are suburban white girls. Then again they go to We Fest each year and post selfies about drinking and sweating so I guess they qualify? :shrug:

Being from the country is the cool thing to be now. When I was in school a lot of the people there would dress in flannel, work boots, dungarees, and drive pick up trucks and than drive home to their mcMansions in the middle of suburbia. Our town was half a farm town and half a suburb, but these dudes never did any hard labor. Also they loved to fly their confederate flags even though none of them were from the south. We live in jersey.

EDIT: Sorry, I wrote this and didn't see all the previous responses to it.

casual poster has a new favorite as of 18:41 on Aug 16, 2014

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
The country (or the ghetto or other exclusive social group based on a variety of factors) provides a cultural identity that middle-class white suburbaners tend to lack.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

casual poster posted:

Being from the country is the cool thing to be now. When I was in school a lot of the people there would dress in flannel, work boots, dungarees, and drive pick up trucks and than drive home to their mcMansions in the middle of suburbia. Our town was half a farm town and half a suburb, but these dudes never did any hard labor. Also they loved to fly their confederate flags even though none of them were from the south. We live in jersey.

There's a lot of women (and presumably men, didn't look) on OKC around here who describe themselves as country.

Our main industry is, I poo poo you not, government. All of these women are either students or some flavor of office workers.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study
I posted this parody today since I always see these stupid "u will get monee if u share dis" things come up. Two people immediately shared it in all seriousness.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

This is beautiful. The score is out of 30.



He's a middle aged white guy. That's Moon Moon level.

Also the misspelling of too is the icing on the cake.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Her facebook is an endless source of selfies and uncomfortable comments like this.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010



A facebook friend, who normally just posts online quiz results, liked this thing earlier today. It's clearly just an American thing with "Britain" added in, and I'm sure I've seen it before when it was "America".

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.

Picnic Princess posted:

This is beautiful. The score is out of 30.



He's a middle aged white guy. That's Moon Moon level.

Also the misspelling of too is the icing on the cake.

You're talking about red's score of 2, right? Putting aside the dumbness of the quiz, I'd give red the benefit of the doubt and presume that he failed to type the second digit.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Jollity Farm posted:



A facebook friend, who normally just posts online quiz results, liked this thing earlier today. It's clearly just an American thing with "Britain" added in, and I'm sure I've seen it before when it was "America".

yes, it's a repost of an American thing, the nature of the points and some of the language used really doesn't fit Britain very well (the "press 1 to speak English" might actually be true, but that's in Wales where there are two official languages and the second one, Welsh, has been spoken there longer than English anyway)

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

I'm quite sure I've never had to press any number for English, and am not sure why it's any different to having to press a particular number to make a complaint, or ask a question, or something.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




CrowsNestMutineer posted:

You're talking about red's score of 2, right? Putting aside the dumbness of the quiz, I'd give red the benefit of the doubt and presume that he failed to type the second digit.

No, cyan/blue who posted it in the first place.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

You're talking about red's score of 2, right? Putting aside the dumbness of the quiz, I'd give red the benefit of the doubt and presume that he failed to type the second digit.

Well you're no fun.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Our nation didn't perpetrate a genocide on hundreds of native tribes and ethnic groups for me to have to press button for English!

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

casual poster posted:

Being from the country is the cool thing to be now. When I was in school a lot of the people there would dress in flannel, work boots, dungarees, and drive pick up trucks and than drive home to their mcMansions in the middle of suburbia. Our town was half a farm town and half a suburb, but these dudes never did any hard labor. Also they loved to fly their confederate flags even though none of them were from the south. We live in jersey.

EDIT: Sorry, I wrote this and didn't see all the previous responses to it.

I'm from a farm/suburb in New Jersey too, although I never experienced that phenomenon. There was this one kid who wore a Confederate flag belt buckle though.

OzyMandrill
Aug 12, 2013

Look upon my words
and despair

Jollity Farm posted:



A facebook friend, who normally just posts online quiz results, liked this thing earlier today. It's clearly just an American thing with "Britain" added in, and I'm sure I've seen it before when it was "America".

Not to mention that our elderly get all the medicine they want for free pretty much, thanks to communism. Children, pregnant mothers, poor people, and anyone who lives in Wales also get free drugs. The Wales part is possibly to make up for having to press an extra button occasionally when phoning up to pay a bill.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I've probably posted this before somewhere else, but anyway, I'm waiting for the first company that makes you press 2 for English.

Ghouligan
Aug 4, 2014
It's a true outrage that English is the first on the list, it's because of all these Anglo Saxon immigrants who've come and taken all the jobs from us hardworking celts! I can't even worship my pagan gods anymore without the PC brigade jumping down my throat! Britain for the britons!

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Idiot Kicker posted:

I've probably posted this before somewhere else, but anyway, I'm waiting for the first company that makes you press 2 for English.

It's fairly common in Canada, depending on where the company you're dealing with is based. Or nine for English and do nothing for French.

made of bees
May 21, 2013
This isn't idiocy in and of itself, but in case you're wondering where all those fake 'Today is the day Marty McFly goes to in Back to the Future!' images come from, apparently there's a very dedicated troll churning them out once a day.

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Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

made of bees posted:

This isn't idiocy in and of itself, but in case you're wondering where all those fake 'Today is the day Marty McFly goes to in Back to the Future!' images come from, apparently there's a very dedicated troll churning them out once a day.

That... Why?

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