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Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Is Deadliest Warrior still on? Because I think Viacom sticking Renfaire Gracie on a Bellator show would be a lot better than Tito Ortiz in TNA

Hahahahaha

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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

omg chael crash posted:

I don't get it

Renaissance Faire, renfaire, henfaire gracie

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Bubba Smith posted:


Renaissance Faire, renfaire, henfaire gracie

This gif legit makes me LOL. What is the context of this?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Ty1990 posted:

This gif legit makes me LOL. What is the context of this?

M-1 show decided to let dudes in armor go at it because that poo poo is pleasing to Putin.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

Ty1990 posted:

This gif legit makes me LOL. What is the context of this?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3570181&userid=43484

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
So apparently police at least got to tase War Machine before arresting him so at least there's that.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Agent Tough Juice posted:

So apparently police at least got to tase War Machine before arresting him so at least there's that.

It still irritates me they didn't have the decency to shoot the guy. Or have him accidentally suffocate in the back of a squad car.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

Agent Tough Juice posted:

So apparently police at least got to tase War Machine before arresting him so at least there's that.

coconono posted:

It still irritates me they didn't have the decency to shoot the guy. Or have him accidentally suffocate in the back of a squad car.

KTLA News

quote:

A hotel guest who witnessed the arrest told KTLA that officers used a Taser on Koppenhaver.

“And they were like banging on the door, trying to get it open, and they’re like, ‘Open the door, open the door,” Nicolle Blankenship said. “Finally when they got it open they yelled, ‘Gun,’ and then all of a sudden you see them shoot him with a Taser. And he got shot with a Taser and he went down to the floor, and then they handcuffed him.”

Once officers were inside the room, they discovered “a small quantity of cash and some pizza,” a police news release stated.

I'm curious about the cops yelling "gun" when they busted in, because it says they didn't recover a gun. If they mistook something in his hand for a gun, like a cell phone or a slice of pizza, they could easily have shot him to death instead of just zapping him. It's almost like they're teasing you.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Cops only shoot blacks.

mewse
May 2, 2006

He's coming right for us!!

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

It's not just black people who suffer from racism. White and white-ish Americans who really deserve to get shot by police sometimes, sadly, live.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Best Friends posted:

It's not just black people who suffer from racism. White and white-ish Americans who really deserve to get shot by police sometimes, sadly, live as a shameful testament to white privilege.

In this sense, we all suffer.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gregor Samsa posted:

In this sense, we all suffer.

It was time to end this suffering.

Sorry, I just need a minute to myself.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

lmao

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
According to this KTLA channel 5 Los Angeles news report War Machine's capture at a Simi Valley hotel happened after fellow guests called the cops when they heard him fighting with a woman that had been staying with him in his room for several weeks.

GRBass
Apr 25, 2008
everytime I have a fight with my wife I'll always remember: I'm not warmachine and she's not one of the women that would gently caress warmachine. And I'll cry.

Mannetosen
Aug 22, 2010

What's all this racket up here, Barnett? You watchin' your girl cartoons again?

LobsterMobster posted:

It was time to end this suffering.

Sorry, I just need a minute to myself.


War tazed by the feds.

About time he faced the pain I guess.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Road FC is live right now, join me in #mma for early morning fights

DAS Super!
Jul 26, 2007
You should probably pay more attention to your log.
/
:backtowork:
https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/c8g5/war-machine-jonathan-koppenhaver-legal-expense-fund?utm_source=facebook


Lol.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Anonymous hidden
“Good luck Warmachine! I too have been in a relationship like this and I came very close to what has happened to you. It took my brother also to pull mew away and help my situation.. The #truth will come out! Blessings my brother.”

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
War Machine, also known as Jonathan Koppenhaver, was invited to his then girlfriend, Christy Mack, also known as Christine Mackinday's house. He showed up early to her house he was invited to, used a key SHE gave him to enter and found another man with her in bed. He ended up fighting the man as she grabbed a knife. He fought for his life and defended himself accordingly.

It all sounds so innocuous when you put it that way. Let's just call the whole thing a funny mishap and let bygones be bygones.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Police report -

possibly :nms: text

http://tnspullzone.tapnapsnap.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/war-machine-arrest-report_new.pdf

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
So am I reading this right in that the guy didn't even change his name properly?

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Jesus Christ

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Wow! That's crazy......he drives a Prius?!?

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
This thread has been a lot less fun to read lately

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



War Machine is so bad at fighting he literally could not finish a rear naked on a reality tv personality who he woke up by punching

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
Who do I donate to to counteract the donations going to War Machine's defense fund? I should be allowed to pay money to cancel out their money.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Agent Tough Juice posted:

Who do I donate to to counteract the donations going to War Machine's defense fund? I should be allowed to pay money to cancel out their money.

videobox.com, I think.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
too bad the police won't give war machine a fair shake, i want to know how war machine was fighting for his life after assaulting two people who were asleep and allegedly threatening to kill one of them once he found the perfect knife. pavia's right, it just feels like there is some element of truth on war machine's side of the story that we haven't learned yet.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

maffew buildings posted:

too bad the police won't give war machine a fair shake, i want to know how war machine was fighting for his life after assaulting two people who were asleep and allegedly threatening to kill one of them once he found the perfect knife. pavia's right, it just feels like there is some element of truth on war machine's side of the story that we haven't learned yet.

I think the big misconception here is that he thought fighting a dude in your former girlfriend's apartment isn't illegal. Once she pulled the knife out though, that was definitely illegal so he had to defend himself. A pretty common and hilarious mixup, I would say. Also he rubbed her vagina because she probably had something dirty on it, like a piece of lint or something. Who knows the whole story anyway. And maybe at some point, she was taking a nap on the floor, and he saw a mouse and was trying to kick it and accidentally kicked her in the ribs several times. Sometimes these things happen in MMA.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
if only a ref had been there to pull war machine up after he instinctively went out from being engaged in combat with a ref present

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
You grab the vagina again I'm taking a point from you!

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
War Machine thinks he's cursed? Corey Thomas goes on a reality TV show that gets cancelled because of a murder, fucks a porn star then gets friend zoned so hard his desperate rear end is sleeping with her while they're both fully clothed. Guy is allegedly a millionaire and he can't get a prostitute to gently caress him. That's fuckin cursed.

Everyone involved is such an idiot that I can comfortably laugh at the whole thing without really feeling bad for any of them.

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah

K8.0 posted:

Everyone involved is such an idiot that I can comfortably laugh at the whole thing without really feeling bad for any of them.

She lost teeth, dude.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I feel bad for the person who was severely injured and remains hospitalized.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Fat Twitter Man posted:

I feel bad for the person who was severely injured and remains hospitalized.

Stabbing Spork
Apr 9, 2006

Links dead, it might have been pulled down.

Now his brother started this one: https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/zdg5/war-machine-mental-help-fund

He only posted 2 photos, and the 2nd one is an instagram screenshot that shows the comment "check all his photos he just beat up a pornstar"

Stabbing Spork fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Aug 18, 2014

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

K8.0 posted:

War Machine thinks he's cursed? Corey Thomas goes on a reality TV show that gets cancelled because of a murder, fucks a porn star then gets friend zoned so hard his desperate rear end is sleeping with her while they're both fully clothed. Guy is allegedly a millionaire and he can't get a prostitute to gently caress him. That's fuckin cursed.

Everyone involved is such an idiot that I can comfortably laugh at the whole thing without really feeling bad for any of them.

Victims of domestic abuse definitely deserve to be laughed at. You're cool.

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Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Fat Twitter Man posted:

I feel bad for the person who was severely injured and remains hospitalized.

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