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TenementFunster posted:also reminder that you shouldn't be looking for girls over 25 on tinder because they are all idiots looking for "something serious" or just broken in a way that makes them undatable by now instead of people looking for casual sex They're talking about tinder not kinder(garten)
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BONGHITZ posted:What if women hold the same attitude? then we both see eachother and go 'feh' turn our backs on eachother, 1700's duel style, and if luck has it we both turn around at the same time and have rough sex right then and there
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TenementFunster posted:also reminder that you shouldn't be looking for girls over 25 on tinder because they are all idiots looking for "something serious" or just broken in a way that makes them undatable by now instead of people looking for casual sex if anything dont look for 25 and older cuz they drop off the cliff in terms of looks
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tell me more about age tiers in the sexual marketplace, forums poster turdriver
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just joshin man im gay as all hell lol
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Finally, a way to meet girls that's just as lazy as I am.  
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unnggh the one from friday wont stop texting the most idiotic mundane poo poo like "my boss keeps telling me i should smile more, make me laugh" even after ive told her i hosed someone else yesterdayturdriver posted:just joshin man im gay as all hell lol oh cool more sexual capital for me
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Aug 17, 2014 19:51
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lol @ noted child molester conquistador aka fetus tree showing off his mad tinder skills
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newreply.php posted:unnggh the one from friday wont stop texting the most idiotic mundane poo poo like "my boss keeps telling me i should smile more, make me laugh" even after ive told her i hosed someone else yesterday
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Fetus Tree posted:Im ok with all of them. Just figured,id change it up this time. Ill grab the iphone 6 when it comes out too I don't know. I think the differences between tacos and burritos may have doomed this from the start.
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Aug 17, 2014 20:04
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if a chick on tinder says she is looking for something serious it's because she doesn't want to look like a hoe, she's still there to gently caress if she finds the right dude. everytime i get a girl to give head on the first date or something weird there is a 50% chance she says "ok but i don't want to look like a slut" as she starts doing it. lol
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Aug 17, 2014 20:07
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lol if you're not in a long term monogamous relationship
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Aug 17, 2014 20:08
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GBS has lots of sex.
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Aug 17, 2014 20:08
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i use the boomhauer stratetgy, which works wonders. most goons are just blubbering babies afraid of rejection, i get shot down constantly and still bang sexy hoes on the reg
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Fetus Tree posted:Im ok with all of them. Just figured,id change it up this time. Ill grab the iphone 6 when it comes out too respond with "i want to put my burrito in ur camp"
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Aug 17, 2014 20:12
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Stoic Commie posted:i use the boomhauer stratetgy, which works wonders. most goons are just blubbering babies afraid of rejection, i get shot down constantly and still bang sexy hoes on the reg read that as sexy hoes on the rag
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lol wanna beat that goon
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peak debt posted:read that as sexy hoes on the rag extra lube
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Stoic Commie posted:if a chick on tinder says she is looking for something serious it's because she doesn't want to look like a hoe, she's still there to gently caress if she finds the right dude. everytime i get a girl to give head on the first date or something weird there is a 50% chance she says "ok but i don't want to look like a slut" as she starts doing it. lol always good to have disclaimer
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i dont want to look like i'm easy *pozzes neghole*
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Stoic Commie posted:if a chick on tinder says she is looking for something serious it's because she doesn't want to look like a hoe, she's still there to gently caress if she finds the right dude. everytime i get a girl to give head on the first date or something weird there is a 50% chance she says "ok but i don't want to look like a slut" as she starts doing it. lol yeah the girl i was with yesterday was like "nah im not coming back to your place" and then 15 mins later "but you can come back to mine if you want" half an hour later she said "ok you can sleep over if you want to but i don't want to have sex on the first date", followed 15 mins later by "hey you got a condom on you?" she didnt return the favor for oral so i guess that's a point in her mind
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chocolateTHUNDER posted:lmao @ OP not knowing it has an android app is android that poor people poo poo?
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newreply.php posted:yeah the girl i was with yesterday was like "nah im not coming back to your place" and then 15 mins later "but you can come back to mine if you want" Oh nice, you ate her pussy?
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:GBS has lots of sex. I Had sex.
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Squeezy Farm posted:Oh nice, you ate her pussy? no he only eats the butt
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always eat both, anything else is shameful
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Aug 17, 2014 20:26
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How much heft defines a burrito as cumbersome? I mean, just how much does it have to weigh before someone says "No. That is just too much." And is this actually about food, or did she go lesbian due to issues with heavy penis?
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newreply.php posted:always eat both, anything else is shameful especially be sure to eat the pussy after eating the butt
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newreply.php posted:yeah the girl i was with yesterday was like "nah im not coming back to your place" and then 15 mins later "but you can come back to mine if you want" congrats on being Jay from Jay and silent bob
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idk what that entails so thank you, friend
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Aug 17, 2014 20:30
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unbelievable sex tales vol 12
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Fetus Tree posted:Im ok with all of them. Just figured,id change it up this time. Ill grab the iphone 6 when it comes out too that's definitely a guy in a wig
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Aug 17, 2014 22:55
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Squeezy Farm posted:Oh nice, you ate her pussy? god you're loving awesome
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newreply.php posted:i know man but my basic attitude is that any girl that voluntarily comes up to me and is all enthousiastic is a girl i dont like/want yeah anyone attracted to a cocaine addict is definitely mentally hosed up, good call
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im drank talking to sorority girls and getting invited to parties at the beginning of the semester so i dont know what you dudes are about
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want better pics of that girl Fetus because so far she looks really badCalvin Johnson Jr. posted:im drank talking to sorority girls and getting invited to parties at the beginning of the semester so i dont know what you dudes are about it's cool you are in college
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Shes def a pond mackerel she only got that one picture I aint tryna hittit
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The gently caress is a pond mackerel Conquistdor?
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a hole-y ghost posted:lol wanna beat off that goon
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