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Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Drunk & Ugly posted:

are you just eating it out of the glass or something?

actually its good like that too
how could you not like chocolate ffs

cocoa racists in here close thread

chocolate is a poo poo snack, deal with it you fudge muncher. only good food is white chocolate that is to say not cocoa... i think

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:20

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Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
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So that you dishonor him before the judges

Zzulu posted:

nutella tastes like garbage. Ive only ever seen americans and brits praise it

I know a lot of people who eat it straight from the jar like it's some kind of super food. It tastes like the worst part of a ferrero rocher (the inside).

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:21

4 The Cause: Aug 10, 2014; Can't post for 649 days!

https://twitter.com/ChristyMack/status/355565364442185728

http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Chris...llinois-1161290

http://blog.mrpinks.com/christy-mack-vs-the-race-card-round-one/

Bitch had it coming.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:22

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Nutella isnt very good imo.

Whats Vegemite taste like? I imagine its sort of like Nutella without any chocolate taste, and instead replaced with dilluted bullion cubes.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:22

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Zzulu posted:

its not chocolate, its garbage

i thought i made that clear

im pretty sure they make german nutella diferently like softer or something because they use hard bread

maybe youd prefer that fuckin nazi

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:22

Buschmaki: Dec 26, 2012; ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

Drunk & Ugly posted:

im pretty sure they make german nutella diferently like softer or something because they use hard bread

maybe youd prefer that fuckin nazi

The only good way to make nutella is not at all because it's nasty poo poo for idiots.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:24

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

Guys, please stop this nutella derail. Can we please get back to the original topic of whether or not domestic violence is okay?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:24

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

4 The Cause posted:

https://twitter.com/ChristyMack/status/355565364442185728

http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Chris...llinois-1161290

http://blog.mrpinks.com/christy-mack-vs-the-race-card-round-one/

Bitch had it coming.

why. do. you. even. give. a. gently caress. about. some. random. pornstar. and. what. she. does. with. her. vajeezy?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:24

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

quote:

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Around the world, the incidence of Nutella-related crimes is on the rise. In 2013 the chocolate-hazelnut spread made headlines in Germany, where thieves pulled off a $20,000 heist, stealing 5.5 metric tons of the sweet stuff from a parked truck. Several weeks earlier, Columbia University found itself at the center of �Nutella-gate,� an expose smearing the school for spending $6000 per week on the spread for one of its dining facilities, where students were allegedly snarfing 100 pounds of it per day. Here are some things you may not know about this super addictive snack.

1. NAPOLEON AND HITLER ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WORLD'S NUTELLA ADDICTION.

Back in 1806, Napoleon tried to freeze out British commerce as a means to win the Napoleonic wars (and take over the world). The result was a disastrous continental blockade that caused the cost of chocolate to skyrocket and left Piedmontese chocolatiers in the lurch. Ever resourceful, chocolatiers in Turin started adding chopped hazelnuts to chocolate to stretch the supply as much as possible. The ensuing deliciousness was a fateful paste dubbed �gianduia.�

Over a century later, chocolate again became expensive and scarce due to rationing in Europe during World War II. An Italian pastry maker named Pietro Ferrero once again turned to the mighty hazelnut for salvation in 1946 and created Pasta Gianduja, renamed �Nutella� in 1964.

2. IT ACTUALLY IS THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.

According to the Guinness World Records, Nutella's 40th Anniversary breakfast celebration in Germany in 2005 currently holds the title of �Largest Continental Breakfast.� A total of 27,854 people gathered in Gelsenkirchen to enjoy a meal that consisted of little more than Nutella itself.

3. IT SELLS LIKE HOTCAKES.

One jar of Nutella is sold every 2.5 seconds throughout the world. According to the United States Census Bureau, one person is born every eight seconds. You do the math.

4. IT SPREADS FAR AND WIDE.

Not only is it available for purchase and feverish consumption in 75 countries, all of the Nutella sold in a year could be spread over more than 1000 soccer fields.

5. IT IS WELL-�LIKED.�

In 2009, Nutella reportedly had the 3rd most �liked� Facebook fan page with a whopping two million fans, falling in just behind the fan pages of Barack Obama and Coca-Cola. While Nutella's no longer ranks among the top pages these days, it does currently have a not-too-shabby tally of over 28 million Likes.

6. THERE'S A WORLD NUTELLA DAY.

Two bloggers in Italy decided to take their love of Nutella to the next level in 2007, and created a worldwide day of celebration dedicated to the addictive substance. Thus, every year February 5th is a day for eating Nutella, sharing Nutella recipes and memories, and looking at photos of Nutella food-porn. In 2013, however, Nutella manufacturer Ferrero tried to shut down World Nutella Day before reconsidering.

7. THERE'S NO MASKING THE FLAVOR.

The chocolate and hazelnut substance gianduia is named after a character from Italian commedia dell'arte named Gianduja. He is depicted as a smiling Piedmontese peasant with a three-point hat who rides around town on a donkey clutching a duja�which in the Piedmontese dialect means �container.� The duja was said to hold wine ... but could have just as easily held a few pounds of that chocolatey hazelnut goodness, no? Gianduja masks are sold all over the Piedmont region of Italy, and his face was plastered all over early Nutella advertisements.

8. NUTELLA HAS A SMEARED REPUTATION.

Nutella became so popular in Italy that Italian markets began to offer free �smears� of Nutella to any kid who showed up with a piece of bread. The phenomenon was referred to as �The Smearing,� and while it could potentially double as the name of a horror flick, was a highly successful marketing strategy. No wonder we're all addicted.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:25

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

sorry, nutella sucks

4 The Cause posted:

It speaks to a larger issue. If a human toilet, thinks that she is above black men, than what do you Police, Teachers, Employers, Judges, and Politicians think?

the gently caress

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:27

4 The Cause: Aug 10, 2014; Can't post for 649 days!

Agrajag posted:

why. do. you. even. give. a. gently caress. about. some. random. pornstar. and. what. she. does. with. her. vajeezy?

It speaks to a larger issue. If a human toilet, thinks that she is above black men, than what do you Police, Teachers, Employers, Judges, and Politicians think?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:27

Buschmaki: Dec 26, 2012; ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

I live in America where none of that poo poo matters and nutella is still gross!!! I also think domestic violence is bad.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:27

big duck equals goose: Nov 7, 2006; by XyloJW

4 The Cause posted:

It speaks to a larger issue. If a human toilet, thinks that she is above black men, than what do you Police, Teachers, Employers, Judges, and Politicians think?

Mmm.. gonna go out on a limb and say most porn stars are not smart and really don't feel the need to carry them selves with dignity and or show humility unlike the rest of those professions.

But I might be wrong, lol, I dunno!

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:28

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

what are your views on black porno women mr cause?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:29

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Buschmaki posted:

I live in America where none of that poo poo matters and nutella is still gross!!! I also think domestic violence is bad.

this is because your nutella is made in canada and is actually inferior!

http://wolfpaulus.com/jounal/life/nutella/

quote:

If a European or German version is unavailable or simply too hard to get then we will certainly continue to buy the Canadian version of the Nutella product. However, I feel sorry for the typical American consumer, who doesn�t even know what the real stuff tastes like.

you should try the real thing some time, friend. Nutella -- it's delicious!

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:29

Buschmaki: Dec 26, 2012; ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

4 the cause is trying to find out the logic behind this racism, but like their love of nutella, all the motives of the white man are strange and inscrutable.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:30

Kirk Johnson: May 25, 2014; by Ralp

Is Nutella convincing if you use it as blackface?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:30

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

Kirk Johnson posted:

Is Nutella convincing if you use it as blackface?

nah but you could recreate that old 'typical mac user' shock pic pretty well

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:32

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Kirk Johnson posted:

Is Nutella convincing if you use it as blackface?

at least you would smell delicious

i refuse to make a racist joke about hair creams here

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:33

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

4 The Cause posted:

It speaks to a larger issue. If a human toilet, thinks that she is above black men, than what do you Police, Teachers, Employers, Judges, and Politicians think?

That doesnt seem to be a very fair point of contention tbh. Porn star seems to be a pretty arbitrary point from where to start a comparison.

I mean drat "That plumber that eats his own poop and sometimes sneaks a bit of poop from other peoples poop thinks he is above black women. What do the police, teachers, employers, judges, and politicians think?"

She doesnt want to gently caress black guys. Some black guys dont want to gently caress white women. Everyone has a preference or w/e. While it may at times be due to unfortunately racist opinions, it doesnt by itself serve as evidence of that opinion existing imo.

I hope you enjoyed my effort post. It was heartbreaking to post.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:33

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

4 The Cause posted:

It speaks to a larger issue. If a human toilet, thinks that she is above black men, than what do you Police, Teachers, Employers, Judges, and Politicians think?

Unlike you, the non-human toilet who doesn't steal his parents money and lie to them about studying to become a cop.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:34

4 The Cause: Aug 10, 2014; Can't post for 649 days!

jalopybrown posted:

what are your views on black porno women mr cause?

Beautiful and under appreciated. The porn industry sees no value in black women. I remember legendary hood porn star Pinky told black women, that being in porn was not worth it if you are a black women.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:34

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

why are u retards talkin about nutella instead of white trash

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:35

big duck equals goose: Nov 7, 2006; by XyloJW

4 The Cause posted:

Beautiful and under appreciated. The porn industry sees no value in black women. I remember legendary hood porn star Pinky told black women, that being in porn was not worth it if you are a black women.

Pinky and her gigantic rear end have been exploited by the white man for far too long!

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:36

Lets! Get! Weird!: Aug 18, 2012; Black King Bazinga

I won't gently caress a black man but I will cover myself in awful tattoos.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:36

Buschmaki: Dec 26, 2012; ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

ilikedirt posted:

why are u retards talkin about nutella instead of white trash

They're one and the same!

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:36

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Lets! Get! Weird! posted:

I won't gently caress a black man but I will cover myself in awful tattoos.

Pretty much

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:37

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Jon Pop sure loves rape! What a cad!

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:38

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

4 The Cause posted:

Beautiful and under appreciated. The porn industry sees no value in black women. I remember legendary hood porn star Pinky told black women, that being in porn was not worth it if you are a black women.

I like black women in the porno but it seems most don't work with white unless it's one of those dumb 'racist loving a black chick' gimmicks or really degrading ghetto gaggers style stuff, where is the mutually enjoyable white man black woman porn at.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:38

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

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# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:39

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

is it racist for a white guy to only have sex with asian girls who prefer black guys

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:48

4 The Cause: Aug 10, 2014; Can't post for 649 days!

Dandywalken posted:

That doesnt seem to be a very fair point of contention tbh. Porn star seems to be a pretty arbitrary point from where to start a comparison.

I mean drat "That plumber that eats his own poop and sometimes sneaks a bit of poop from other peoples poop thinks he is above black women. What do the police, teachers, employers, judges, and politicians think?"

She doesnt want to gently caress black guys. Some black guys dont want to gently caress white women. Everyone has a preference or w/e. While it may at times be due to unfortunately racist opinions, it doesnt by itself serve as evidence of that opinion existing imo.

I hope you enjoyed my effort post. It was heartbreaking to post.

It's not just a "preference". Why do these preference's always seem to favor white men, and disfavor black men. Is it a coincidence that one group who are everyone's preference are portrayed as smart and handsome, while disfavored group are portrayed as subhuman. Sexual preferences are based on racism nine times out of ten.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:48

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

4 The Cause posted:

It's not just a "preference". Why do these preference's always seem to favor white men, and disfavor black men. Is it a coincidence that one group who are everyone's preference are portrayed as smart and handsome, while disfavored group are portrayed as subhuman. Sexual preferences are based on racism nine times out of ten.

Tell us about your mother.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:49

Kirk Johnson: May 25, 2014; by Ralp

4 The Cause posted:

Beautiful and under appreciated. The porn industry sees no value in black women. I remember legendary hood porn star Pinky told black women, that being in porn was not worth it if you are a black women.

lol if you think I'm gonna jerk off to this loving ugly bastard:

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:50

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

4 The Cause posted:

Why do these preference's always seem to favor white men, and disfavor black men.

Because statistically speaking, black men don't get a vote in such matters.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:50

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

4 The Cause posted:

It's not just a "preference". Why do these preference's always seem to favor white men, and disfavor black men. Is it a coincidence that one group who are everyone's preference are portrayed as smart and handsome, while disfavored group are portrayed as subhuman. Sexual preferences are based on racism nine times out of ten.

Im not following you here. When you go "portrayed" are you just saying that the media etc has input on someone's racial preference regarding sex? Because yeah thats totally possible.

I dont think a white woman who only dates blacks is inherently racist. Idk where the gently caress this conversation is going though so I'm BAILING OUTTTTTTTT

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:52

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Dandywalken posted:

Idk where the gently caress this conversation is going though so I'm BAILING OUTTTTTTTT

Hey, if you don't argue a mentally ill poster to the last post your letting the terrorists win.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:54

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

Bip Roberts posted:

Tell us about your mother.

Check his e/n thread, curious as too how your going to tie these two gimmicks together

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:54

4 The Cause: Aug 10, 2014; Can't post for 649 days!

Dandywalken posted:

Im not following you here. When you go "portrayed" are you just saying that the media etc has input on someone's racial preference regarding sex? Because yeah thats totally possible.

I dont think a white woman who only dates blacks is inherently racist. Idk where the gently caress this conversation is going though so I'm BAILING OUTTTTTTTT

The media is everything. Especially when it comes to women. They follow what the media says lock/step. You have too look deeper than the surface. When is the last time you saw a loving relationship between a black man/ white women that including lots of kissing and lovemaking. It HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION. Their has never been an interracial relationship between bm/ww on par with Buffy/Angel, Joanie/ChaChi, Moonlighting, or Ross/Rachel.

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Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

4 The Cause posted:

The media is everything. Especially when it comes to women. They follow what the media says lock/step. You have too look deeper than the surface. When is the last time you saw a loving relationship between a black man/ white women that including lots of kissing and lovemaking. It HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION. Their has never been an interracial relationship between bm/ww on par with Buffy/Angel, Joanie/ChaChi, Moonlighting, or Ross/Rachel.

i like watching dogging porn

# ? Aug 17, 2014 22:00

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