WWE SummerSlam: Blood, and Urine, and Vomit (7:30 EST)

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

nooneofconsequence posted:

Why is this a lumberjack match?

Dean is an idiot

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:58

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:29

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Dexo posted:

Reigns doesn't give a gently caress tho.

He and Ambrose agreed to let Dean get revenge!

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:58

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Carver Crisis posted:

This package loving rules

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:58

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

It's like they're trying to turn Ambrose into Steve Austin circa 1997.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:58

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

McNutty posted:

If this next match is good this has to be the best four starting matches in a whole bunch of ppv's.

I'm not sure these two can put on a bad match. Of course, then I will just be suspicious of Cena winning.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:58

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

nooneofconsequence posted:

Why is this a lumberjack match?

Because Ambrose is insane.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:58

Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

package music is way better than either men's entrance theme. Also video package owns

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:58

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

So hype for this :allears:

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:58

Anals of History: Jul 29, 2003

God willing, Seth Rollins will have a new kit that doesn't look like bondage Power Rangers

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Retail Slave posted:

It's like they're trying to turn Ambrose into Steve Austin circa 1997.

totally fine with this

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

SANDOW DRESSED AS A LUMBERJACK!!!!!!!

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Saint Jimmy: Jul 5, 2006

nooneofconsequence posted:

Why is this a lumberjack match?

Ryder needs screen time.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Fish Of Doom: Aug 18, 2004; I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare

Damien Sandow is an actual lumberjack

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Mr. Baps: Apr 16, 2008; Yo ho?

armoredgorilla posted:

Rusev's a pretty average in ring performer with some natural charisma, a good look, and good selling. His ring work will get better, he's a cool dude.

I wouldn't mind seeing Russev eventually get a world title run. He heels well and knows how to put on a hell of a show, as we just saw. I don't think the gimmick can last long enough to get him there, though.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

Bo grinning, haha

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

This package, predictably, rules.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

YES SANDOW IS A LUMBERJACK!

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Renaissance Spam: Jun 5, 2010; Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*

nooneofconsequence posted:

Why is this a lumberjack match?

Because it's a CAGE OF FLESH!!

Actually the hope is because most of the roster dislike the SHIELD a lot, Dean doesn't care and just wants to make sure Seth gets the poo poo kicked out of him.

DAMIEN'S A LUMBERJACK!!!

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

birdlaw: Dec 25, 2006

Sandow is an actual lumberjack. All is right with the world.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

Anals of History posted:

God willing, Seth Rollins will have a new kit that doesn't look like bondage Power Rangers

Seth Plissken owns. :frogout:

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

primaltrash: Feb 11, 2008; (Thought-ful Croak)

nooneofconsequence posted:

Why is this a lumberjack match?

To keep Seth from running away from Dean.

A cage match would have been a better idea, but hey, uh...

Yeah, I got nothin'.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Shoenin: May 29, 2013; Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Retail Slave posted:

It's like they're trying to turn Ambrose into Steve Austin circa 1997.

he can pull it off so why not

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Jaragoh: Nov 27, 2004

nooneofconsequence posted:

Why is this a lumberjack match?

So they can do Hell in a Cell next month

Luigi Thirty posted:

Look IT'S ALL THE HEELS

And the Dust bros!

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Look IT'S ALL THE HEELS

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Carlton Banks: Jan 5, 2004; "The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

So hype for this

I hope they somehow weasel out of having the match again

TUNE IN NEXT PPV FOR AMBROSE/ROLLINS

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

nooneofconsequence posted:

Why is this a lumberjack match?

paychecks and morale boost

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Rowan and Harper are there, ahahaha

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

YESSS SANDOW AS A LUMBERJACK

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

SANDOW IS DRESSED AS A LUMBERJACK

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

package music is way better than either men's entrance theme. Also video package owns

I like this music, but idk I like Dean's too. Rollins' is awful.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Jale: Nov 6, 2005

Finally Stardust.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

SANDOW~

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

BIG GUY

BIG PAYCHECK

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Suben: Jul 1, 2007; In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

yup which makes rusev awesome. This celebration is fantastic.

Rusev will legit make a really good face.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

Retail Slave posted:

It's like they're trying to turn Ambrose into Steve Austin circa 1997.

Austin never would've been dumb enough to pick a lumberjack stip so Vince could gently caress him over though.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

it's not a lumberjack match

it's the lumberjack match

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

Ktik: Jul 10, 2004

The Shield is like, three super stars that I don't even know who will be the biggest name in the end.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:59

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

the ring is surrounded by the tag team division

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:00

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Shima Honnou posted:

SANDOW DRESSED AS A LUMBERJACK!!!!!!!

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:00

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:29

pitlo: Dec 30, 2004; You won't get anything
done by planning.

Anals of History posted:

God willing, Seth Rollins will have a new kit that doesn't look like bondage Power Rangers

His gear is great.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:00

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