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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE SummerSlam: Blood, and Urine, and Vomit (7:30 EST)
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The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
Can you feel the odds Cena?

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matrocious
Feb 7, 2011
 This is cathartic.

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

 brock lesnar only knows four moves he's being overpushed!!!!

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balancedbias
May 2, 2009
$$$$$$$$$

fatherdog posted:

I hope Brock F-5s Cena through the Spanish announce table, F-5's Cena's dad through the German announce table, then F-5s a conveniently-placed Make-A-Wish Kid through the english announce table.

I laughed way too hard at this

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Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




 All I've ever wanted is to see someone mirder john cena on a love stream.

Today I get my wish.

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Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

Yaya posted:

That kid chanting is almost loving eerie. Could you imagine hearing that as you're playing P.T.?
:lol:

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Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

 how is that kid not on camera

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pitlo
Dec 30, 2004

You won't get anything
done by planning.
Lensar shut up the Cena kid. He shut up the embodiment of hope!

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Flameingblack posted:

I was busy sperging over MOTY candidates, but I don't mind early finishers, if that's your go-to finish to end a wrestler why not try it early to weaken them quicker? As long as the whole match doesn't suck (Orton/Triple H) it's fine.

At least Lesner and Cena are having bursts of offense, but it looks like he worse Cena way down, instead of 5 minutes of rest holds, into a power move, and then five more minutes of rest holds.

I could watch Brock just endlessly give Cena German suplexes all night

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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


 Can john Cena overcome the odds???

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The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Stop stop he's already dead

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birdlaw
Dec 25, 2006

 Spamming the same move to build up his meter for another F5

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Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Good lord

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X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

 Lesnar is a goddamn sweat machine.

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bartok
May 10, 2006

Nilbop posted:

"Hey ya'all remember that Lesnar Cena match where the kid wouldn't loving shut up"

You are a horrible person

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primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Jesus, Brock is sweating diesel fuel.

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Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
German bumps always make me cringe

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nilbop posted:

"Hey ya'all remember that Lesnar Cena match where the kid wouldn't loving shut up"

NAITOOOOOOOOOOO

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

 Charles Robinson: Can you see me?

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

 Good lord Brock is wet

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

armoredgorilla posted:

Brock is basically acting like my Create A Wrestlers right now. German, german, german, german, german, finisher.
Chest penis is the ultimate evolution of the lovely black tribal.

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McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
This match is really weird and good

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PeteRoseHaircut
May 17, 2008

Thank you, Toronto!
Heyman yelling "HERE COMES THE PAIN" with each German cracks me up.

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sleepingbuddha
Nov 4, 2010

It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll
Cena is loving selling like a champ.

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

 So Cena is winning this match right

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Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

 That kid chanting is making this match just feel wrong. It is sickeningly perfect.

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
John has not wet himself, vomited, or bled yet, MORE GERMANS

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Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
This is the greatest match in the history of our sport...as long as Cena loses.

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Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
This is loving great

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
brock suplexing cena forever.gif

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


 When Cens wins, it will be the biggest no sell in history based on how everyone is selling this offense.

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Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

 So far, this is Cena's best match ever.

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Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

 Brock wrestling like I play WWE 2K14

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
I really just want to see Rollins walk out like he's going to try and cash in on Brock, and instead just noope

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
ANOTHER
GERMAN
BROCK?

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Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

 It begins

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
 YEEAAHHH JOHN CENA

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Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Call Me Charlie posted:

This is the greatest match in the history of our sport...as long as Cena loses.
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bartok
May 10, 2006



 GO CENA!!!

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

 That's right John. Get up on your knees and yank his pants down.

Alternatively: :lol: about half this forum just ragepissed.

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