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Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
"If Ferguson police want to blend in to their surroundings, they should be dressed as a dollar store."

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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Have a seat.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

That's the first time I had to scroll quickly past a picture of a chair for fear of getting in trouble at work.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

mds2 posted:

Have a seat.

Might be a bit too large to catch a predator.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


DandyLion posted:

Might be a bit too large to catch a predator.

It looks more like an alien to me.

ChaiCalico
May 23, 2008

Tomero_the_Great posted:

Today I learned that my favorite pizza is as regional as ginger beef or Crispy Crunch bars.





I can't be the only one that sees a baby dinosaur, like a triceratops with a unicorn horn and a beak, in the bottom left when viewing this as a timg.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine



Hah! I could not figure this out. I thought "that has to be a cock. It can't possibly not be a giant cock". It wasn't until the chair post could my mind unravel it.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Goodpancakes posted:

Hah! I could not figure this out. I thought "that has to be a cock. It can't possibly not be a giant cock". It wasn't until the chair post could my mind unravel it.

Hmm, you don't say.
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hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

We did this at work a few years ago, and it really didn't work that well. In theory it would be great.

tldr: nobody laugh at dis

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Hmm, you don't say.
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Freud is not a meme.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

CobiWann posted:

Freud is not a meme.

Freud's opinions about your mom is a meme.

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

Medieval Medic posted:

Freud's opinions about your mom is a meme.

According to Frued all men were aroused by their memes

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Vaginaface posted:

According to Frued all men were aroused by their memes

Come on, sometimes a meme is just a meme.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Toriori posted:

Come on, sometimes a meme is just a meme.

Cum on, sometimes a dick is just a dick. Penis mother.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless










Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Does not conform to known horses.

I was cruising around Miami late one night, when I came across this:



Aside from the car to the left, there was not a person or a vehicle in sight. The chair looked for all the world as if it were waiting for the light to change.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Yeah, this made me laugh.

manderson
Aug 12, 2005

Human Extraordinaire

Centripetal Horse posted:

Does not conform to known horses.

I was cruising around Miami late one night, when I came across this:



Aside from the car to the left, there was not a person or a vehicle in sight. The chair looked for all the world as if it were waiting for the light to change.

I would have raced it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

manderson posted:

I would have raced it.

Someone just shoveled that part of the street and is trying to save it.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Someone just shoveled that part of the street and is trying to save it.

What were they shoveling in Miami?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Full Battle Rattle posted:

What were they shoveling in Miami?

Same old poo poo.

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

Centripetal Horse posted:

Does not conform to known horses.

I was cruising around Miami late one night, when I came across this:



Aside from the car to the left, there was not a person or a vehicle in sight. The chair looked for all the world as if it were waiting for the light to change.

What the hell is Obama doing by himself in the middle of the road?

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010

D C posted:

What the hell is Obama doing by himself in the middle of the road?

:golfclap:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

D C posted:

What the hell is Obama doing by himself in the middle of the road?

Bravo. Tea came out of my nose.

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

D C posted:

What the hell is Obama doing by himself in the middle of the road?

:vince:

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

D C posted:

What the hell is Obama doing by himself in the middle of the road?

:gowron:

Red_October_7000
Jun 22, 2009

D C posted:

What the hell is Obama doing by himself in the middle of the road?

Obama?
Sucking his fingers, possibly.


Speaking of snow in Florida, my parents once lived in Florida due to my dad's military career taking him there. Whilst in the bank negotiating the loan for their house, it began to snow. The entire staff of the bank was so enthralled with the phenomenon that they all left to stand in the street and gawp straight upwards. Invent your own joke about some of them trying to snort it, this was Florida in the 70s after all... At any rate, mom and dad just sorta sat there, being from climes where snow is not at all unusual. It gets funnier still, though; my dad went back to work and my mom went home to their rented beach house, cursing my dad's name as he had removed the sand bucket from the trunk of her car, saying she wouldn't need it any more, which especially stung as the ...beach house... had a long flight of wooden steps as it was the sort set up on stilts. Yup. Beach House.

hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009
Let's team up, bring this guy to justice, and split the reward!



stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Red_October_7000 posted:

Obama?
Sucking his fingers, possibly.


Speaking of snow in Florida, my parents once lived in Florida due to my dad's military career taking him there. Whilst in the bank negotiating the loan for their house, it began to snow. The entire staff of the bank was so enthralled with the phenomenon that they all left to stand in the street and gawp straight upwards. Invent your own joke about some of them trying to snort it, this was Florida in the 70s after all... At any rate, mom and dad just sorta sat there, being from climes where snow is not at all unusual. It gets funnier still, though; my dad went back to work and my mom went home to their rented beach house, cursing my dad's name as he had removed the sand bucket from the trunk of her car, saying she wouldn't need it any more, which especially stung as the ...beach house... had a long flight of wooden steps as it was the sort set up on stilts. Yup. Beach House.

Pensacola NAS?

Red_October_7000
Jun 22, 2009

stubblyhead posted:

Pensacola NAS?

Tyndall AFB.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

D C posted:

What the hell is Obama doing by himself in the middle of the road?

Could someone explain this one to me?

Are the usual suspects calling Obama a plastic stackable chair, now?

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Could someone explain this one to me?

Are the usual suspects calling Obama a plastic stackable chair, now?

Not the usual suspects, no.

http://youtu.be/933hKyKNPFQ?t=1m39s

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm genuinely kind-of envious that you got to miss that nonsense in the last election cycle Gorilla Salad.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
No, I remember now :( I just kinda blocked it from my memory it was too horribly painful to recall.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
Here, maybe these funny pictures produced by posters on this very forum will help soothe the pain of remembering.







ozza
Oct 23, 2008

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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