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In my city Tinder has become a bit of a fad thing and basically every second person is actually in a relationship and just checking out the app to fuel their ego with likes.
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The Wizard of Poz posted:checking out the app to fuel their ego with likes. more like hooking up on the side. hth.
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Aug 19, 2014 09:40
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5-HT posted:more like hooking up on the side. hth. no, that's a thing. I mean I can't say it's necessary about boosting their ego but roughly half the women here who use it do not use it to interact with people in any way.
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Aug 19, 2014 09:53
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5-HT posted:more like hooking up on the side. hth. no I'm talking about people I know that I've heard talking about it. And then there's the ones who literally have in their profile "not looking for hookups" lol. There are a lot of people in my area who don't get the internet and seem to think Tinder is for finding serious relationships
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Aug 19, 2014 09:55
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Ive been hesitant to post profiles on here. Is that kosher or?
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Aug 19, 2014 12:25
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brick cow posted:WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! They put their pussy in your dick? You put their penis in your dick? Teach me this new sexy trick. penis in derrière?
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Aug 19, 2014 12:40
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scalded schlong posted:penis in derrière? Wheres trixie? Shes like a sexual batman and can save us from our ignorance
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Aug 19, 2014 13:05
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Aferisan posted:Anyone else get like women really desperate for the D? I've had a couple dates where the women drive out to me, pick me up and then we go out on the date, it starts going south (I really dislike liars/people who think having a job means they're better than me) but we still end up with the P in the D at the end of the night. As a dude with 2 GFs presently, I'd say yeah, that's probably the top limit of easy-to-juggle partners. I mean, if you're spending even one night a week for each you have to have overlap at 4 for days spent on each. So, I thought when you signed out of tinder it stopped sending matches your way. During June and July, I have custody of my son so my social calander is on lock down. Yet suddenly last month I had a match pop upp out of nowhere on my phone...?
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Aug 19, 2014 14:13
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Choco1980 posted:So, I thought when you signed out of tinder it stopped sending matches your way. During June and July, I have custody of my son so my social calander is on lock down. Yet suddenly last month I had a match pop upp out of nowhere on my phone...? That happened to me after marking myself as hidden, it eventually stopped after a few days. Make sure you're not set to discoverable, and eventually everyone that still has your image cached will go away.
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Aug 19, 2014 14:20
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Choco1980 posted:As a dude with 2 GFs presently, I'd say yeah, that's probably the top limit of easy-to-juggle partners. I mean, if you're spending even one night a week for each you have to have overlap at 4 for days spent on each. whoa look at mr. sexual capital hoarder over here. mods?
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Aug 19, 2014 14:51
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Aferisan posted:Anyone else get like women really desperate for the D? I've had a couple dates where the women drive out to me, pick me up and then we go out on the date, it starts going south (I really dislike liars /people who think having a job means they're better than me) but we still end up with the P in the D at the end of the night.
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Aug 19, 2014 14:59
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Aferisan posted:Anyone else get like women really desperate for the D? I've had a couple dates where the women drive out to me, pick me up and then we go out on the date, it starts going south (I really dislike liars/people who think having a job means they're better than me) but we still end up with the P in the D at the end of the night. women like to have sex with derelicts this is nothing new
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Aug 19, 2014 15:29
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Fetus Tree posted:Ive been hesitant to post profiles on here. Is that kosher or? do it and you're banned, you creepy poo poo
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Aug 19, 2014 15:31
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Spanish Manlove posted:do it and you're banned, you creepy poo poo can you just ban him anyway that has to be a bannable amount of ugly
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Aug 19, 2014 15:34
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I got stalked and hassled pretty much nonstop by some lady on tinder so I had to stop using it and I didn't even get to go on one date 
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Aug 19, 2014 15:58
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kliksf posted:I got stalked and hassled pretty much nonstop by some lady on tinder so I had to stop using it and I didn't even get to go on one date the only way she could stalk you is if you already gave her personally identifiable information via tinder, in which case I don't get how this would necessitate you to stop using it or how doing so would solve the problem
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Aug 19, 2014 16:30
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Just joined, let's see what happens I guess
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Aug 19, 2014 18:37
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:the only way she could stalk you is if you already gave her personally identifiable information via tinder, in which case I don't get how this would necessitate you to stop using it or how doing so would solve the problem couple of common friends + uncommon first name is enough to make them find a way to your fb source: i use this one simple trick in case of doubt about fatness. but i shouldnt really, when in doubt, its always fat
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Aug 19, 2014 18:40
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:Just joined, let's see what happens I guess enjoy when the software taunts you about not messaging your matches. please change thread title to: Tinder called me a bitch-made human being
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Aug 19, 2014 18:56
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newreply.php posted:couple of common friends + uncommon first name is enough to make them find a way to your fb lol!
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Aug 19, 2014 18:58
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:no, that's a thing. I mean I can't say it's necessary about boosting their ego but roughly half the women here who use it do not use it to interact with people in any way. yes, I can only conclude from the sparsity of replies I have had from my swipes, that the majority of females on this app ARE IN no way interested in meeting men
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Aug 19, 2014 20:41
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Ghaz posted:yes, I can only conclude from the sparsity of replies I have had from my swipes, that the majority of females on this app ARE IN no way interested in meeting me
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Aug 19, 2014 20:43
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:the only way she could stalk you is if you already gave her personally identifiable information via tinder, in which case I don't get how this would necessitate you to stop using it or how doing so would solve the problem no I mean any place I had a photo she took a photo and was like LOOK I WENT WALKING ON THE NEW BAY BRIDGE TOO WE SHOULD MEET UP I'D LOVE TO CHAT and then message the poo poo out of me for days to the point where I unmatched her and she created a new account with different photos and then started the exact same harassment. So, stalk may be the wrong word but it's the right idea.
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Aug 19, 2014 21:09
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Ghaz posted:yes, I can only conclude from the sparsity of replies I have had from my swipes, that the majority of females on this app ARE IN no way interested in meeting men Have you tried messaging them first? Maybe they're just shy
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Aug 19, 2014 21:21
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kliksf posted:no I mean any place I had a photo she took a photo and was like LOOK I WENT WALKING ON THE NEW BAY BRIDGE TOO WE SHOULD MEET UP I'D LOVE TO CHAT and then message the poo poo out of me for days to the point where I unmatched her and she created a new account with different photos and then started the exact same harassment. So, stalk may be the wrong word but it's the right idea. gently caress i hate when chicks are into me
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Aug 19, 2014 21:37
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kliksf posted:no I mean any place I had a photo she took a photo and was like LOOK I WENT WALKING ON THE NEW BAY BRIDGE TOO WE SHOULD MEET UP I'D LOVE TO CHAT and then message the poo poo out of me for days to the point where I unmatched her and she created a new account with different photos and then started the exact same harassment. So, stalk may be the wrong word but it's the right idea.
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Aug 19, 2014 21:39
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Libelous Slander posted:gently caress i hate when chicks are into me It's the worst.
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Aug 19, 2014 21:40
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newreply.php posted:couple of common friends + uncommon first name is enough to make them find a way to your fb Nice!
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Aug 19, 2014 21:41
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"too ugly to tinder: a goon autobiographical"
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Aug 19, 2014 21:42
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So a 23-year-old with her surgically augmented cleavage prominently featured in all of her pictures came up as a match. I replied with "Would you rather have a freakishly small head (we're talking tiny, a few inches) or have your sweat be spaghetti sauce?" She un-matched me.
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Aug 20, 2014 01:33
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as im extremely good looking i just boomhauer it and match everybody then sort it out later. verdict in the southeast bottom of michigan is that: tinder is good for flakier, hotter girls than okcupid. okcupid has the real crazy rear end motherfuckers on it. lol and when i see in a girls profile it says "NO HOOKUPS" it means absolutely nothing it means NO HOOKUPS* *uggos
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Aug 20, 2014 01:43
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Kirk Johnson posted:If you would bang her, swipe yes. The only way she'll know is if she also swipes yes and then you get dumped into a hilarious awkward convo that you can post here. "B-b-but then she'll think I wanna bang her!" Well you do so loving own that poo poo. You think a Connery-era Bond would behave like this? I don't know how the app works because I don't have a smart phone, but that makes sense. That still leaves situation 1 below though. 1. You No / Them Yes - They'll know from lack of a match that you swiped no. Normally not a big deal but if it's your boss now she knows you think she's uggo. 2. You Yes / Them No - No immediate problem, since she doesn't know what you swiped. 3. You No / Them No - Same as 2. 4. You Yes / Them Yes - P in D. No problem. Who gets shown the picture first or does it come up at the same time? If someone swipes no before the other person decides, does it not even show the option to the other person?
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Aug 20, 2014 02:19
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Ghaz posted:yes, I can only conclude from the sparsity of replies I have had from my swipes, that the majority of females on this app ARE IN no way interested in meeting men when I used it, >50% of my matches would steadfastly refuse to say so much as a word to me; if that was because I was unattractive why would they be matches? if it was because I was boring, why would they keep me as a match? it's because to a lot of them it's just a game where they "collect" matches, and most women I know in real life who have told me they use it have basically confirmed that exactly.
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Aug 20, 2014 04:52
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Welp got a date for tomorrow night, wish me luck goons. Hopefully he's not a serial killer
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Aug 20, 2014 05:37
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First time Tinder trip report. After swiping right on every single ho for about 20 minutes I ended up with 4 matches. A fatty, a reasonably attractive girl and two extremely hot bitches. I decided to defer to Ron Burgundy's wisdom in picking up the ladies, and so I opened with the timeless classic "I want to climb you like a tree" with all four. Results: Fatty: Lol not looking for hookups, thanks (chatting her up now. I don't even know why I'm bothering, she's fat and I don't want to have sex with her) Reasonably attractive girl: lol, I'm 5 feel tall, not gonna be much of a climb (chatting her up, she's loving it, gonna give her the D) 2 hot sluts: Gone with no reply Bonus: Just swiped right on a hot hipster girl I met on OKC and went out on a date with a few months ago. Kissed her during the date and never heard from her again. She had WTF eyes during the kiss. If a kind goon buys me a new avatar gonna do these reports daily and with more dirty details.
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Aug 20, 2014 06:02
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Present posted:If a kind goon buys me a new avatar gonna do these reports daily and with more dirty details. totally worth 10bux
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Aug 20, 2014 06:23
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goat manilla posted:once the people who buy their phones for $50 at walmart get on this app or you can access it on your obamaphone it's all going to go to chit. mass influx of poor ugly people. the hbb sorostitues will be scared away once the quality of guys gets diluted. and then there's gonna be even more whales for us to sift through. https://www.google.com/search?q=%22niggerstomper58%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=sb
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Aug 20, 2014 06:26
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:when I used it, >50% of my matches would steadfastly refuse to say so much as a word to me; if that was because I was unattractive why would they be matches? if it was because I was boring, why would they keep me as a match? it's because to a lot of them it's just a game where they "collect" matches, and most women I know in real life who have told me they use it have basically confirmed that exactly. 
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Aug 20, 2014 11:43
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Present posted:Bonus: Just swiped right on a hot hipster girl I met on OKC and went out on a date with a few months ago. Kissed her during the date and never heard from her again. She had WTF eyes during the kiss. lol kissrapist
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Amarcarts posted:I don't know how the app works because I don't have a smart phone, but that makes sense. That still leaves situation 1 below though. Hey guys I don't know what the gently caress I'm talking about but here I go anyways! Ready? faaaaaaaaart
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