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olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

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Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
Thank you for that

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Literally the first thing I thought when I saw the chocolate cake gif, well done.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chard posted:

Literally the first thing I thought when I saw the chocolate cake gif, well done.

wanna lick the bowl?

discworld is all I read
Apr 7, 2009

DAIJOUBU!! ... Daijoubu ?? ?
So would any gif wizards be able to make this sweet boob gif avatar size:

The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops




Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Niggurath posted:

So would any gif wizards be able to make this sweet boob gif avatar size:




DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

VendaGoat posted:

wanna lick the bowl?

wanna lick the bowel?

discworld is all I read
Apr 7, 2009

DAIJOUBU!! ... Daijoubu ?? ?
Much obliged! I really do enjoy boobs and Japanese men being assaulted by them.

I also enjoy Jon Thor:

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

I just watched this gif and kept thinking 'oh my god nooooo' while it happened.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

nerdz posted:

I just watched this gif and kept thinking 'oh my god nooooo' while it happened.

What? It's been sanitized.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
they probably had to try this a few times to really nail the perfect turd placement

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

homo punching bag posted:

they probably had to try this a few times to really nail the perfect turd placement

Not to mention the perfect turd consistency. No corn or peanuts in that log.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




No way. Look at the size of that thing, it must have been brewing all day. That was definitely an all-or nothing turd, and they nailed it.

Whoever did that has a lot to be proud of.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
also what sorcery allows that oval-ish shaped seat rotate in a circle???

Big L
Oct 30, 2005

Fedora Emelianenko
[img]http://i.imgur.com/f4A08tV.gif][/img]

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Big L posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/f4A08tV.gif][/timg]

Being a cameraperson must be a pretty decent way to stay fit. Or throw out your back.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

nutranurse posted:

Being a cameraperson must be a pretty decent way to stay fit. Or throw out your back.

I'll give you a hint. The person wearing that camera is replaceable at a moments notice. The 10K to $Texas rig and camera he is wearing, isn't.

To answer your question, Yes.

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


Big L posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/f4A08tV.gif][/timg]

Ahh Elysium. That movie had good cinematography. :allears:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Pity about the incredibly stupid plot.




Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Big L posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/f4A08tV.gif][/timg]

What good is a steadicam shot if you're not hauling rear end on a Segway.



The shot as broadcast (at about 2:35):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FoLR-So1no

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Gorilla Salad posted:

Pity about the incredibly stupid plot.






The ending was seriously stupid beyond all measure (Elysium ending spoiler) I could get that they have limited resources on Elysium, hence being highly selfish, but at the end they just had dozens of flight-ready medical ships sitting around doing nothing. Full of those medical pods and robot crews, no less. Why?! :psyduck:

The action scenes were pretty good though.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
The only redeeming part of Elysium was the grenade scene. That and the robot designs were pretty cool.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Big L posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/f4A08tV.gif][/timg]

Is this from the home release special features? It's from part of a scene that was cut out of the final film.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The ending was seriously stupid beyond all measure (Elysium ending spoiler) I could get that they have limited resources on Elysium, hence being highly selfish, but at the end they just had dozens of flight-ready medical ships sitting around doing nothing. Full of those medical pods and robot crews, no less. Why?! :psyduck:

The action scenes were pretty good though.

Because the residents of Elysium were libertarians. What's so hard to understand about this?

Schlinky
Mar 12, 2009

...Too much drink.










From here.

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.
My first attempt at a gif, using gimp:

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

VendaGoat posted:

I'll give you a hint. The person wearing that camera is replaceable at a moments notice. The 10K to $Texas rig and camera he is wearing, isn't.

To answer your question, Yes.

Not really, steadicam operaters are contractors and are hired based on previous work and abilities.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

ijii posted:

My first attempt at a gif, using gimp:


This looks so sexual that the fact that its not makes me really uneasy.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
That whole video is sexual.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

This is all kinds of loving scary. :gonk:

Arino no Chousenjou 2


Dolphin Blue


L Elle


Jackie Chan's Fists of Fire


Demon Hunt

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.

nutranurse posted:

This looks so sexual that the fact that its not makes me really uneasy.
Umm...

Met posted:

That whole video is sexual.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011


Zeether has a new favorite as of 14:00 on Aug 22, 2014

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

The only redeeming part of Elysium was the grenade scene. That and the robot designs were pretty cool.




Unnaded

Railgun

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

I had forgotten how violent Elysium is.

You might want to add some NWS tags to those.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009
But that's the gun reticle, not the missile lock indicator!
And the thing getting blown up has wingtip missiles, while the thing being shot at doesn't :psyduck:
:goonsay:

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Is it worth renting? Because whoa.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Hydrolith posted:

But that's the gun reticle, not the missile lock indicator!
And the thing getting blown up has wingtip missiles, while the thing being shot at doesn't :psyduck:
:goonsay:

The F-14 was being shot at by the Mig-28 (actually F-5 Tigers) which then got the F-14 in missle lock, so it's a F-14 in the gun site, but then it got blown up by I think another F-14, or perhaps the F-14 blew up a different F-5. It's been a while since I've seen it.

Edit, never mind, it's edited from a bunch of different shots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvFc0EPRSI4
Spiral to dodge the bullets is at 1:11
Missile Lock at: 1:38
Pulling trigger and missile fire at :49
Exploding Mig at: 1:50

AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 15:19 on Aug 22, 2014

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

crime fighting hog posted:

Is it worth renting? Because whoa.

the only cool scenes are posted in the gifs here. The rest of the movie is a turd

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