CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}

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THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

i didnt read any of this poo poo but basically a bunch of nerds are mad that a woman slept with a dude other than them is what i'm getting out of it

that's what i'm mad about, personlly

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THE PENETRATOR posted:

that's what i'm mad about, personlly

Your princess is in another castle.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:08

Ponce de Le0n: Jul 6, 2008; Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Im personally mad that she didn't wait to get married first, the gaming gods will not be happy with this promiscuity.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:16

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

This thread would be way easier to read if everybody who doesn't think it's a big deal would just not post. That way the rest of us can laugh efficiently.

We get it that nerds are unjustifiably mad. That's why its funny. Anything where people care too much can be funny, especially when nobody is being decapitated over it.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:22

cock hero flux: Apr 17, 2011

lol at everyone coming in with "i didn't read this but it looks like people are mad because she's a woman"

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:24

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

funnier than the people who are mad because she is a woman, are the people who are mad because they believe gaming journalism exists and exists in a state that is not already completely corrupt

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:26

AssholeFactory: Oct 20, 2011; Friendship is tragic

5 guys always gives me way too many god drat fries.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:40

Liquid Penguins: Feb 18, 2006; by Cowcaster; Grimey Drawer

AssholeFactory posted:

5 guys always gives me way too many god drat fries.

Bring friends.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:42

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

AssholeFactory posted:

5 guys always gives me way too many god drat fries.

thats the point. thats hwy you go.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:47

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

I don't even order their fries, their burgers are so god drat filling already. After adding like 8 toppings, i can't see how anyone can eat anything else.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:52

TheAbortionator: Mar 4, 2005

Brannock posted:

why have there been like 30 of those exact same posts in this thread lol

Netizen Mystified At Thing Thousands Of People Care About.
_{"Why?" he asks.}

I've been looking at the post histories of people saying this and taking a drink every time I see star trek, war hammer, Nintendo Wi, or magic the gathering. I've been drinking a lot.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:52

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

the only thing u will see in my post history is dark souls and gbs *dark posting god*

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:53

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

THE PENETRATOR posted:

the only thing u will see in my post history is dark souls and gbs *dark posting god*

Praise the Twittersphere.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:54

BRICKFACE: Apr 20, 2002; I BITE

THE PENETRATOR posted:

thats the point. thats hwy you go.

but the fries are too hot and oily

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:58

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

BRICKFACE posted:

but the fries are too hot and oily

get cajun then theyre mostly covered in spices so the oil is not a problem

# ? Aug 22, 2014 01:58

Liquid Penguins: Feb 18, 2006; by Cowcaster; Grimey Drawer

You shouldn't be using anything oil based if you plan on wearing a condom. Just a heads up.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:00

Liquid Penguins: Feb 18, 2006; by Cowcaster; Grimey Drawer

Which Five Guys are we talking about again?

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:00

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

I don't care about this sooo much you guys like not at all.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:04

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

I mean not in any way. At all.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:04

BRICKFACE: Apr 20, 2002; I BITE

SirDan3k posted:

I don't care about this sooo much you guys like not at all.

have you eaten at five guys the burgers are ok

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:05

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

For serious, I totally don't care.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:05

BRICKFACE: Apr 20, 2002; I BITE

I mean they're not going to blow your5 mind but they're okay when compared to other fast food restaurants

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:09

ProPaynis: Apr 3, 2014

NSFW!! http://imgur.com/BCWVpKa NSFW!!

meh - would

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:09

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

godDAMN nws that poo poo

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:11

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

SirDan3k posted:

For serious, I totally don't care.

I don't believe you, you're gonna have to go write some blog posts and tweets about how much you don't care before I really start thinking you don't care.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:12

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

The General posted:

I had barely moved out before my ex-wife's boyfiend divorced his dying cancer wife, and moved in with my ex. I didn't really feel the need to make a hundred thousand words about it on the internet. This might be the first time I've said anything about it on the internet.

I don't see what can be gained by waging an internet war on somebody, other than potentially ruining lives/making yourself look like a tool.

If you post it on the internet for thousands of people to see it shows how sorry you are because you're making it that vocal. It's like when that girl made her boyfriend wear that "I cheated and this is my punishment" banner.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:13

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

cock hero flux posted:

lol at everyone coming in with "i didn't read this but it looks like people are mad because she's a woman"

I think if this behavior is allowed in GBS I should be able to roll into horrible 500 page megathreads in the Games forum and go "Holy poo poo are you losers still talking about Metal Gear Solid Jesus Christ get a life nerds"

(I think I should be able to do this anyway)

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:14

Musket: Mar 19, 2008

This thread should only be about how terrible that kitchen is. That's the worst thing about this. Such a dysfunctional space. How does anyone prep food in such a poorly laid out kitchen.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:16

Liquid Penguins: Feb 18, 2006; by Cowcaster; Grimey Drawer

Musket posted:

This thread should only be about how terrible that kitchen is. That's the worst thing about this. Such a dysfunctional space. How does anyone prep food in such a poorly laid out kitchen.

Stealth marking for ordering take out from....

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:18

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Musket posted:

This thread should only be about how terrible that kitchen is. That's the worst thing about this. Such a dysfunctional space. How does anyone prep food in such a poorly laid out kitchen.

They', dont.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:22

Musket: Mar 19, 2008

Liquid Penguins posted:

Stealth marking for ordering take out from....

Honestly, idk anyone that could be classified as a techie that cooks. It's fast food or delivery. Day walking autists that venture out into the public just long enough to function in a job then run home to the safety of their anime hovel.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:22

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Liquid Penguins posted:

You shouldn't be using anything oil based if you plan on wearing a condom. Just a heads up.

by that logic you really shouldnt go near zoe quinn with a condom on

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:22

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Proteus4994 posted:

I don't believe you, you're gonna have to go write some blog posts and tweets about how much you don't care before I really start thinking you don't care.

Here's your proof
https://twitter.com/Sirdan3k/status/502626784387792896

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:25

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

I should have known you goons would take a perfectly good thread about a strong, independent woman and make it about the kitchen :rolleyes:

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:27

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

cock hero flux posted:

lol at everyone coming in with "i didn't read this but it looks like people are mad because she's a woman"

This is literally what a friend of mine on Facebook was posting about. He has since deleted the shameful thread.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:28

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

beep by grandpa posted:

I should have known you goons would take a perfectly good thread about a strong, independent woman and make it about the kitchen

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:36

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

beep by grandpa posted:

I should have known you goons would take a perfectly good thread about a strong, independent woman and make it about the kitchen

lol

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:38

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

beep by grandpa posted:

I should have known you goons would take a perfectly good thread about a strong, independent woman and make it about the kitchen

quote this post if you're a strong independent woman who don't need no four burners

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:38

Raw_Beef: Jul 2, 2004; We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.

This girl is pretty average, borderline ugly.

Lol at techie nerds lining up to dive into that. Beta as gently caress.

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