CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}

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Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

cock hero flux posted:

lol at everyone coming in with "i didn't read this but it looks like people are mad because she's a woman"

yeah but nobody complains when men in video game industry sleep with each other for video game reviews

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:47

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# ? May 14, 2024 07:48

Musket: Mar 19, 2008

Subsists on a diet of easy Mac and hot pockets. gently caress having a proper kitchen.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:48

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

ProPaynis posted:

NSFW!! http://imgur.com/BCWVpKa NSFW!!

meh - would

I'm going to start a gaming blog.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:51

Ponce de Le0n: Jul 6, 2008; Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

I'm going to start a gaming blog.

It seems that every goon that has signed up post 2010 has.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:55

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

poo poo i think i figure it out

everyone involved has the emotional maturity of a 15 year old but they're like in their 30s or something

and they're broadcasting all the poo poo over twitter

that's why it's so funny to me

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:02

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

ProPaynis posted:

NSFW!! http://imgur.com/BCWVpKa NSFW!!

meh - would

that vagina is either photoshopped or crooked.

I can't believe I just typed that. Something about the abyss and the staring into of. :sigh:

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:03

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

precision posted:

that vagina is either photoshopped or crooked.

I can't believe I just typed that. Something about the abyss and the staring into of.

She's chunky. When chunky girls lay down their chunk settles

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:06

Musket: Mar 19, 2008

precision posted:

that vagina is either photoshopped or crooked.

I can't believe I just typed that. Something about the abyss and the staring into of.

Ive seen better. Regret clicking that.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:07

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

based on some pixels here I can conclude the labia angle exceeds standard biological variations

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:07

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

She's chunky. When chunky girls lay down their chunk settles

God, fat people are the worst

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:09

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

even her vagina is boring

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:09

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

ProPaynis posted:

NSFW!! http://imgur.com/BCWVpKa NSFW!!

meh - would

hell no.

edit: It's like a horror movie because I had to look again and it was even worse.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:10

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

precision posted:

God, fat people are the worst

You are implying that, I wasn't. Merely stating physics.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:17

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

I don't get the appeal of suicide girls. "hey, here's a bunch of below average chicks with nipple piercings and dyed hair."

It's like fat porn, where the stars don't even have attractive features. they're not attractive fats, they're just fat.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:17

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

Verisimilidude posted:

I don't get the appeal of suicide girls. "hey, here's a bunch of below average chicks with nipple piercings and dyed hair."

It's like fat porn, where the stars don't even have attractive features. they're not attractive fats, they're just fat.

I thought they got the name because only suicidal guys liked to look at them?

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:21

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

KernelSlanders posted:

Agreed

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:22

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Verisimilidude posted:

I don't get the appeal of suicide girls. "hey, here's a bunch of below average chicks with nipple piercings and dyed hair."

It's like fat porn, where the stars don't even have attractive features. they're not attractive fats, they're just fat.

One of my friends did a Suicide Girls set when the site was fairly new, around 2003. She got paid in cocaine.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:24

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

hell no.

edit: It's like a horror movie because I had to look again and it was even worse.

That was probably about 50 pounds ago too.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:24

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

I thought it was for hopeless frog-looking men that were around 62 years old. That attraction to what you cannot have. The mystery of what they'll do to you after a hard day's work as a municipal comptroller in a windowless office. Or maybe aging wanna-be wiseguys, 73, widowed, exclaiming "Woah, look at this broad, its like a hardware store in there. Ey, you'd come out with your shcapeel locked up like a vice clamp! Woaaah!"

Porn for people that are territorial about their stapler or mystified by a simple labret piercing. The wild side for those with only a mild side.

It never crossed my mind once that it was the sort of porn tattoo and pierced guys would look at, or more to the point ever pay for, until someone brought it up in this thread.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:26

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

I can't even get hard if my girlfriend's hair isn't dyed. I have to make some excuse like "Oh babe, I totally love you but I'm tired, work was so hard today... hey totally unrelated but do you wanna go to the store with me? You need hair dye, right...?"

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:29

SunAndSpring: Dec 4, 2013

so many things wrong with this picture.

1. who brings their laptops to a bar
2. who reads 4chan at the bar
3. who flips off 4chan at a bar
4. why would you ever get a tattoo anywhere that cannot be covered by a t-shirt
5. what the gently caress is that on her right temple. is that a zit or a piercing
6. that dude is wearing a bracelet
7. adam sessler can't spell correctly

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:31

icantfindaname: Jul 1, 2008

jesus christ the well of hosed up distubed people on the internet is more like a bottomless pit, or a black hole. it will never end. there is always more and it is always worse

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:35

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

I'm not sure which fantasy creature I would best use to describe her. She's not quite a goblin or a troll. Maybe she's a Troblin?

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:37

SunAndSpring: Dec 4, 2013

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

I'm not sure which fantasy creature I would best use to describe her. She's not quite a goblin or a troll. Maybe she's a Troblin?

lesser succubus.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:41

Raw_Beef: Jul 2, 2004; We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

I'm not sure which fantasy creature I would best use to describe her. She's not quite a goblin or a troll. Maybe she's a Troblin?

Resembles some of the hobbit women in LOTR movies imo.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:44

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Sexual attraction to Hobbits is just pedophilia.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:48

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

SunAndSpring posted:

yikes

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:48

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

most likely one of Gollum's inbred river cousins.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:49

Tsinava: Nov 15, 2009; by Ralp

I may be a sad fat gay loser with serious social problems but at least I don't wear it all on my sleeve like the people in these pictures do.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:50

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

SunAndSpring posted:

so many things wrong with this picture.

1. who brings their laptops to a bar
2. who reads 4chan at the bar
3. who flips off 4chan at a bar
4. why would you ever get a tattoo anywhere that cannot be covered by a t-shirt
5. what the gently caress is that on her right temple. is that a zit or a piercing
6. that dude is wearing a bracelet
7. adam sessler can't spell correctly

My screen is getting grease residue just from this picture.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:50

Irradiation: Sep 14, 2005; I understand your frustration.

ProPaynis posted:

NSFW!! http://imgur.com/BCWVpKa NSFW!!

meh - would

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:52

BRICKFACE: Apr 20, 2002; I BITE

that hat makes her head look really tiny

I'm so mean

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:53

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

Irradiation posted:

get this bitch a $36,000 a year contract as somethingawful administrator

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:54

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

i havent read this thread and the summary in the op doesnt really clarify it

whats goin on

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:55

Gumdrop Larry: Jul 30, 2006

Is that tweet supposed to imply that they're "hacking" 4chan, or is it supposed to be some proclamation of how aloof they are about everything right now or what.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:57

Zo: Feb 22, 2005; LIKE A FOX

At least one dude she hosed is married but he nuked his social accounts so i cant watch people make fun of him

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:58

SunAndSpring: Dec 4, 2013

Gumdrop Larry posted:

Is that tweet supposed to imply that they're "hacking" 4chan, or is it supposed to be some proclamation of how aloof they are about everything right now or what.

no they're mad at 4chan for allegedly hacking her tumblr blog even though nothing happened

# ? Aug 22, 2014 03:58