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Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
If you want a gory action movie with "bad guys" so comically evil that they could never exist in real life and over the top unsubtle nods to classism (like all the poors on earth speaking Spanish and the rich folk up in space speaking French), then yeah, rent Elysium.


My other favorite part was the space rifle with CHEM-RAIL printed on the side of it because literally left Chemtrails as they shot it...

Scarf has a new favorite as of 15:24 on Aug 22, 2014

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

crime fighting hog posted:

Is it worth renting? Because whoa.

go watch top gun instead

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Scarf posted:

If you want a gory action movie with "bad guys" so comically evil that they could never exist in real life and over the top unsubtle nods to classism (like all the poors on earth speaking Spanish and the rich folk up in space speaking French), then yeah, rent Elysium.


My other favorite part was the space rifle with CHEM-RAIL printed on the side of it because literally left Chemtrails as they shot it...

I liked the original Fifth Element so this remake sounds good so far...



Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Ghostpilot posted:

This is all kinds of loving scary. :gonk:

Inside was scarier:




Video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9AU2kMW9ZM


Inside video starts at 38 seconds, after the mandatory Love Boat theme.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
This is reassuring for the cruise I'm getting to take next month. I'm personally hoping I get one of the boats that catches fire and everyone gets noro.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


veedubfreak posted:

This is reassuring for the cruise I'm getting to take next month. I'm personally hoping I get one of the boats that catches fire and everyone gets noro.

The fire is complementary, the noro is available with the special "Blast Off" package.

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl

ijii posted:

Umm...




What is this from?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--zSlUAt6mo

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

WoodrowSkillson posted:

go watch top gun instead

never seen it, any good?

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

stubblyhead posted:

never seen it, any good?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

No offense but that version is garbage.

Death Metal Batman: http://youtu.be/MKmGC9qYSD4

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Definitely the finest tale of unrequited homo-eroticism ever told.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Wasabi the J posted:

No offense but that version is garbage.

Death Metal Batman: http://youtu.be/MKmGC9qYSD4

I take deep offense!

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

stubblyhead posted:

never seen it, any good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxFq16IG_k0

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Awesome, I love volleyball.

e: I'm actually not trolling this time, I swear I've never it before.

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Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

stubblyhead posted:

never seen it, any good?

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Wasabi the J posted:

No offense but that version is garbage.

Death Metal Batman: http://youtu.be/MKmGC9qYSD4

All versions are garbage because metal bands especially fake cartoon metal bands are garbage.


Also to answer where it came from the latest Batman Arkham game had a move that very much made it look like you teabagged bad guys.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

crime fighting hog posted:

Is it worth renting? Because whoa.

Go watch District 9 instead, it's the movie Elysium is trying to be.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Nah District 9 sucks too.

Instead watch Alive in Joburg, a six-minute short film by the same director as Elysium and District 9 which is far superior to either of his feature-length movies.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Command Ant posted:

Go watch District 9 instead, it's the movie Elysium is trying to be.



Watch District 9 then watch Elysium, then lose your mind when you make the realization that

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sarchasm posted:

Nah District 9 sucks too.

Instead watch Alive in Joburg, a six-minute short film by the same director as Elysium and District 9 which is far superior to either of his feature-length movies.



nah this sucks too watch the 30 second student film he did on 8mm thats the REALLY good stuff

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Wasabi the J posted:

No offense but that version is garbage.

Death Metal Batman: http://youtu.be/MKmGC9qYSD4

Just link to the original version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qatmJtIJAPw

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

homo punching bag posted:

nah this sucks too watch the 30 second student film he did on 8mm thats the REALLY good stuff

nah gently caress that derivative bullshit and watch his ice bucket challenge

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

snortpocket posted:

nah gently caress that derivative bullshit and watch his ice bucket challenge

The Vine version though, not the one on YouTube. That's a bloated piece of poo poo.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards


Mickolution has a new favorite as of 21:31 on Aug 22, 2014

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

No Mario! You are supposed to wait till you are underneath the goal and then jump. Missing the goal and getting to the second one behind that for the secret exit!

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Trying to find GIFs of the jet fighting scenes in Top Gun and not the volleyball scene or any other "plot" element is like finding a needle in a haystack. I watched the Rifftrax and frankly the jet scenes are the best part and I'd only watch a supercut of those :colbert:

Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.
Hot Shots is a much better Top Gun than Top Gun is. How about some gifs from those?

jeeves
May 27, 2001

Deranged Psychopathic
Butler Extraordinaire

Boz0r posted:

Hot Shots is a much better Top Gun than Top Gun is. How about some gifs from those?

Never has a more true statement been said.

Jeesis
Mar 4, 2010

I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.
https://www.youtube.com/user/Videomolch




Bonus Figglebottom http://youtu.be/TZ1aNCrX-8A

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.


Did a bird poo poo in his mouth or something?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Bad Munki posted:

Definitely the finest tale of unrequited homo-eroticism ever told.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Turnquiet posted:

Did a bird poo poo in his mouth or something?

Yeah.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Turnquiet posted:

Did a bird poo poo in his mouth or something?

It's better than him farting in his own mouth, I guess.

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time
A bird poo poo in he own mouth... A shameful bird.

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Sep 12, 2011






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