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Lywinis
Nov 5, 2007

I can bench more than you.

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Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Tater Tot 13 posted:

That's a good way to mess up your black.

If only we could leave this stupid meme on a high note.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Canuckistan posted:

If only we could leave this stupid meme on a high note.

No chance. Next, it'll be some girl hitting the ground tits first, and, "that's a good way to mess up your rack," then a poker player knocking over his chips, or a Giant Jenga fail followed by, "that's a good way to mess up your stack," and so on until the universe reaches a uniform temperature.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Neurion posted:

I wanted to say this earlier but I'd feared I'd get probated again :(

PC run amok.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Centripetal Horse posted:

a poker player knocking over his chips

I was tempted to post a video of someone making an idiotic-seeming bluff, but it's not worth the derail of people arguing over whether it was a good play or not and decided to just stick with this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKh0_rQhCpY

E: For those that don't play live poker, the Bad Beat jackpot/payout mentioned is basically a promotion that nearly every poker room has. Since the odds of getting beaten with a hand that good are so insanely rare, the rooms offer jackpots ranging from tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars (or occasionally even higher) to the poker table if it ever happens

Since the bad beat video was appreciated, here's another - the very first hand of the WSOP tournament (the most famous one which has a $10,000 entry fee)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc9I7DJqRWc

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 01:27 on Aug 25, 2014

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Sentient Data posted:

I was tempted to post a video of someone making an idiotic-seeming bluff, but it's not worth the derail of people arguing over whether it was a good play or not and decided to just stick with this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKh0_rQhCpY

Holy poo poo

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Sentient Data posted:

I was tempted to post a video of someone making an idiotic-seeming bluff, but it's not worth the derail of people arguing over whether it was a good play or not and decided to just stick with this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKh0_rQhCpY

I think I've discovered a new love for watching poker games

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Sentient Data posted:

I was tempted to post a video of someone making an idiotic-seeming bluff, but it's not worth the derail of people arguing over whether it was a good play or not and decided to just stick with this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKh0_rQhCpY

Watch this until the end for the reaction from the Russian guy.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Canuckistan posted:

If only we could leave this stupid meme on a high note.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymn7W_X6OtE

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Sentient Data posted:

I was tempted to post a video of someone making an idiotic-seeming bluff, but it's not worth the derail of people arguing over whether it was a good play or not and decided to just stick with this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKh0_rQhCpY

I have to give Robl a lot of credit for leaving the table gracefully. I'm pretty sure if I realized I'd lost on the first draw and the next five minutes were just the other guy stringing me along, I'd be a lot less dignified about it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Neurion posted:

I wanted to say this earlier but I'd feared I'd get probated again :(
That's why I chose this username. As a reminder.






"That's a good way to mess up your sack".











Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Say Nothing posted:



"That's a good way to mess up your sack".


Thank you for this glorious bounty.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Testekill posted:

Thank you for this glorious bounty.

Of course YOU would love it.

piss explosion
Apr 2, 2005
I THINK MURDER AND BIGOTRY ARE FUNNY!!

Say Nothing posted:

That's why I chose this username. As a reminder.



I guess that's one way to get cool spiked tips without paying for expensive hair salon treatments.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Midjack posted:

Watch this until the end for the reaction from the Russian guy.



Sorry this file size is so big, I don't really know how to optimize gifs.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



Sorry this file size is so big, I don't really know how to optimize gifs.

I kinda think that he was just thinking "oh poo poo, thank god I folded"

Dudes!
Apr 24, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

:staredog:+:barf:

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

#vmp #opsec #kolmiloikka #happoo

They're in a car, right? Let them be in a car :allears:

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Those kids are the most commendable groups of motherfuckers I've ever witnessed. To them, I say Godspeed and may your cocks rot off in hell.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That is some Project Mayhem poo poo.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

My Lovely Horse posted:

That is some Project Mayhem poo poo.

Yeah. I would never do that, because you know, animal cruelty but that is loving hilarious. What a bunch of assholes.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'm pretty sure someone linked this Russian dashcam channel earlier, but this one part bears watching:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zed3QHxBRCE&t=677s

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Gorilla Salad posted:

I'm pretty sure someone linked this Russian dashcam channel earlier, but this one part bears watching:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zed3QHxBRCE&t=677s
Oh my god, "#361"?

At ~12 minutes a video, times ~370 videos... That's three straight days of Russian dashboard cams.

I'm never going to be able to make myself leave Youtube again.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The co-founder of the stupid ASL Ice Bucket Attention Whore Challenge drowned the other day:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/als-ice-bucket-challenge-cofounder-corey-griffin-drowns-aged-27-9681129.html

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Humphreys posted:

The co-founder of the stupid ASL Ice Bucket Attention Whore Challenge drowned the other day:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/als-ice-bucket-challenge-cofounder-corey-griffin-drowns-aged-27-9681129.html
Here we go again.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Humphreys posted:

The co-founder of the stupid ASL Ice Bucket Attention Whore Challenge drowned the other day:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/als-ice-bucket-challenge-cofounder-corey-griffin-drowns-aged-27-9681129.html

What? That's horrible and you're horrible.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Humphreys posted:

The co-founder of the stupid ASL Ice Bucket Attention Whore Challenge drowned the other day:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/als-ice-bucket-challenge-cofounder-corey-griffin-drowns-aged-27-9681129.html

Wow, you hate a current popular thing and think it's awesome that the guy responsible for it drowned? You're so fuckin' edgy

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

These kids are terrible and are guilty of animal cruelty but I can't help but like them because I can't stop laughing.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'm not even sure human laxatives do anything to birds either way and if this isn't just the natural effect of luring a flock of them to one single spot.

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


Wasn't that video confirmed to be fake a long time ago?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Eruonen posted:

Wasn't that video confirmed to be fake a long time ago?

Are you trying to imply that the Daily Mail would report on a story without thoroughly checking the provenance and reliability of the presented facts? Sir, I am outraged!


(Yeah it's fake.)

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Awkward.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-17491344

Kazakhstan's shooting team has been left stunned after a comedy national anthem from the film Borat was played at a medal ceremony at championships in Kuwait instead of the real one.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Classic fencing response.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012


Never let a hunter tell you hunting deer is difficult. They are DUMB animals. I've had a deer run into side of my car after I slowed down for another deer crossing the road.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

I love how the other 2 turn back from the force field after the first idiot bounces.

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theSpokeyDokey
Jul 19, 2005

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Never let a hunter tell you hunting deer is difficult. They are DUMB animals. I've had a deer run into side of my car after I slowed down for another deer crossing the road.

Depends on your definition of difficult. Don't let fear and panic be confused for stupidity. Although, running directly into a vehicle is dumb as gently caress for sure.

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