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Of course the finale is a wedding episode. They've really honed in on what makes people watch this show.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:31
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This is beyond ridiculous at this point. Jesus. A daytime vampire wedding. If Jessica doesn't look like she has Ebola, I will be disappoint.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:31
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Seriously?!? A wedding is the finale? A vampire wedding in the middle of the day?
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Aug 25, 2014 02:31
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I guess they have to do it at Bill's house if it is, ridiculously, in the middle of the day. A better show would get some mileage out of Bill pressuring his daughter into getting married and then sitting around sipping his future son-in-law's blood.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:32
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The show could have ended last season, and the ending wouldn't have insulted my intelligence or made me feel worse about how I spend my time than the last 1.5 episodes have
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Aug 25, 2014 02:32
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Jesus, I'm like 8 minutes behind and this is just awful. This really may top Dexter as worst series finale ever.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:33
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Oh sweet Andy.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:33
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Orrrrrr...............he could just give it to them?
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Aug 25, 2014 02:33
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Remember when Bill's flashbacks were about how he and Lorena would lure a bunch of 20's partygoers/flappers into their den and have a feeding frenzy bloodbath? God loving drat this is the worst finale of any show I've ever seen.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:33
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I don't care how bad this episode is. I'm just so excited to get to not watch it next week and every week after until my true death.
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I know I've spent multiple seasons wishing for the return of the long dead Hoyt-Jessica romance and a loving wedding special.  hepscat posted:Remember when Bill's flashbacks were about how he and Lorena would lure a bunch of 20's partygoers/flappers into their den and have a feeding frenzy bloodbath? Not until someone fakes their death and becomes a lumberjack.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:34
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Maybe there will be some kind of end of the world situation mid wedding. Zombies bursting in or the world exploding or something.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:35
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Not the girl I've probably been with for months.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:36
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Oh my, I have never witnessed such terrible TV. Arlene was such a better character than this. They ruined her.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:36
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To quote MST3K: DO SOMETHING!
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Aug 25, 2014 02:37
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What the gently caress am I watching?
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Aug 25, 2014 02:37
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Maybe this is all satirical. Maybe I just don't get it.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:37
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Now would be a good time for bill to sploosh
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Aug 25, 2014 02:37
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Ok this is the moment true blood. Have Bill explode halfway down the aisle.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:38
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Dirk Pitt posted:Oh my, I have never witnessed such terrible TV. Oh you will see worse eventually.  C'mon true death mid-wedding!
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Aug 25, 2014 02:38
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Couldn't they at least drink some fairy blood to make this less ridiculous.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:38
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Seeing Gram Gram brought back memories... Edit: I could have sworn that picture was creepier.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:38
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Dirk Pitt posted:Now would be a good time for There you go.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:38
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Now Arlene just inches over to the window and opens the blinds.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:39
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Someone has to die at this wedding, right?
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Aug 25, 2014 02:39
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Bored posted:Seeing Gram Gram brought back memories... I refuse to believe Gram Gram wasn't some kind of supernatural monster with that demonic grin (and no not the fae thing). There was a photoshop that made it get progressively creepier, maybe that's what you remember?
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Aug 25, 2014 02:39
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Jesus loving h christ this is slower than any wedding I've been to in real life someone start barfing up cherries until they die pleeeaase
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Aug 25, 2014 02:39
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Seriously? This is how this once fun and ridiculous show is going to end? Ugh
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Aug 25, 2014 02:39
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Just a thought: with Bellefleur here, why isn't fairy kid in the wedding? She would be the maid of honor, wouldn't she?
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Aug 25, 2014 02:40
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Illuen posted:Just a thought: with Bellefleur here, why isn't fairy kid in the wedding? She would be the maid of honor, wouldn't she? Does it really matter any more?
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Aug 25, 2014 02:41
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Illuen posted:Just a thought: with Bellefleur here, why isn't fairy kid in the wedding? She would be the maid of honor, wouldn't she? Maybe the actress just deserted the set along with most of the rest of the cast.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:41
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Jessica must've put in ear plugs to keep the blood back.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:41
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Illuen posted:Just a thought: with Bellefleur here, why isn't fairy kid in the wedding? She would be the maid of honor, wouldn't she? Well, the wedding is in the house where she was held prisoner and drained of her blood, and where her three sisters were murdered.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:41
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Illuen posted:Just a thought: with Bellefleur here, why isn't fairy kid in the wedding? She would be the maid of honor, wouldn't she? Road trip with Willa on the lost character bus.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:41
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...This is the worst. At least things happened during the Dexter finale...
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Aug 25, 2014 02:41
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This is so painful I want the truth death for myself
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Aug 25, 2014 02:42
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I thought vampires cried blood....
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Aug 25, 2014 02:42
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Shadow gamer posted:...This is the worst. At least things happened during the Dexter finale... *pan out to Sookie in flannel with a beard*
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MaximumBob posted:Well, the wedding is in the house where she was held prisoner and drained of her blood, and where her three sisters were murdered. You act like characters in this show remember events from their last, or even basic rules of the universe.
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