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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Sookeh could hear bill's thoughts. The plot light is going to turn him human.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Seriously, this is just awful. I wish I was on time with everyone so that the pain of this episode would end 8 minutes earlier.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Human Bill confirmed.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Dirk Pitt posted:

Sookeh could hear bill's thoughts. The plot light is going to turn him human.

And turn us into the undead. And not in a good way.

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
This is pretty good.

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Don't encourage him! She's unreasonable!

Illuen
Feb 18, 2011

All comedy is derived from fear.
Sookie: this episode is boring, go gently caress her.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Jason loving Hoyt's girl, one last time. Come on true blood. At least give !e this.

hepscat
Jan 16, 2005

Avenging Nun
She's still driving Alcide's truck.


E.: yes, let's have some more quiet spiritual reflection.

MaximumBob
Jan 15, 2006

You're moving who to the bullpen?

TMMadman posted:

Seriously, this is just awful. I wish I was on time with everyone so that the pain of this episode would end 8 minutes earlier.

Don't forget it's a 70-minute episode too!

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Kimmalah posted:

*pan out to Sookie in flannel with a beard*

LOL

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Sookeh looks very nice in that salmon dress.

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

This show died with Russell.

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Where are Eric and Pam?!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MaximumBob posted:

Don't forget it's a 70-minute episode too!

drat it, I didn't know that at all. I have to suffer through 70 minutes of this crap?

What the hell? Who the gently caress decided the direction of this season? Whomever it is should be shot into the sun.

MaximumBob
Jan 15, 2006

You're moving who to the bullpen?

Candy Dawn posted:

Where are Eric and Pam?!

Sleeping. Because vampires sleep during the day.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I said it last week, and I'll say it again this week: The creators of this show had it confirmed to them by HBO almost exactly a year ago. They knew since at least September that this would be the last season. They had minimum 11 months to write, prepare, film, edit, etc.

And this was the best final season they could come up with in that time. And that says a lot.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
What's Eric, the country's oldest vampire up to while Bill is marrying off his 'children?'

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MaximumBob posted:

Sleeping. Because vampires sleep during the day.

I wish I were Eric and Pam right about now.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Werepanthers mentioned.

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!

MaximumBob posted:

Sleeping. Because vampires sleep during the day.

There's not enough time!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Candy Dawn posted:

There's not enough time!

I wish Jack Bauer was here.

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
I didn't think they'd do it, but they gave us a Sookie going to church scene. Wow. What a great way to close out a phenomenal season.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice
This episode will have the added benefit of making the leftovers seem very fast paced by comparison.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Candy Dawn posted:

Where are Eric and Pam?!

Trying to find a better show to be on.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
The plot light could've been an interesting story if they had built on it a few seasons ago.

Marley Wants More
Oct 22, 2005

woof
Stephen Moyer is doing a social media Q&A right after the show. Somebody go ask him what the gently caress.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

nooneofconsequence posted:

Trying to find a better show to be on.

Did they take Lafayette with them?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


davebo posted:

This episode will have the added benefit of making the leftovers seem very fast paced by comparison.

Plus this makes me feel a lot better about Boardwalk Empire's final season.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
"Were panthers? There were werepanthers?" Said the preacher whose original role was to show how lovely Tara's mom is.


Help is on its way. It'll all be over soon. Time for the APOCALYPSE!

Shadow gamer
Jul 24, 2008

I PASSED UP A BARGAIN
You all hear the lady. This will all be over soon.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
That's a grave that would be made a dictator proud. Perfect for mass murder.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Geez, Bill, you're going to meet the true death dressed like that?

Illuen
Feb 18, 2011

All comedy is derived from fear.

Bored posted:

"Were panthers? There were werepanthers?" Said the preacher whose original role was to show how lovely Tara's mom is.


Help is on its way. It'll all be over soon. Time for the APOCALYPSE!

That would make this the absolute best season finale ever.

voodoonoid
May 15, 2003

Turkeys fear me!
Oh look, Sookie in a graveyard.

For fucks sake, really!

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

It's time.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Bill is going to be reborn in his white shirt as human. Killed by the woman in black.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
So who else though of this when Eric was in the car full of bodies earlier?

hepscat
Jan 16, 2005

Avenging Nun
Sookie's upset but she still had time to do up her hair in one of those stupid donut buns.

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Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Marley Wants More posted:

Stephen Moyer is doing a social media Q&A right after the show. Somebody go ask him what the gently caress.

I look forward to watching him dance around it and try to find a way to talk about this like it didn't suck.

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