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Which version ya gettin?
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Duck Hunt Dog 412 18.24%
Duck Hunt Dog 226 10.00%
Duck Hunt Dog 433 19.17%
Waluigi 1188 52.59%
Total: 2259 votes
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Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Erebus posted:

Sakurai decided not to do a story mode like that again because the cutscenes get leaked to the Internet and ruin the fun. So instead he made a game that definitely has nothing that will be leaked to the Internet.

I love how that statement gets more and more warped as time goes on.

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Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

Funky Valentine posted:

I hope Ganondorf gets a version of the Knee of Justice.

His forward-air is basically the knee, just you punch em in the dome instead

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


Erebus posted:

Sakurai decided not to do a story mode like that again because the cutscenes get leaked to the Internet and ruin the fun. So instead he made a game that definitely has nothing that will be leaked to the Internet.

Ah jeez, oh well. I liked that, it was like playing some weird teenager's big ol' crazy fanfic minus all of the characters having sexual tension

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

gay skull posted:

Ah jeez, oh well. I liked that, it was like playing some weird teenager's big ol' crazy fanfic minus all of the characters having sexual tension

King DeDeDe/Luigi? I thought that was pretty obvious..

Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013

Reiley posted:

Ganondorf is still just Slow Falcon, that's kind of disappointing.

And all his stats are loving poo poo



gently caress you Sakurai I'm a Ganondorf expert and his attack is at least 400

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Samus and Pikachu is one of the greatest love stories of our generation.

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!

gay skull posted:

Ah jeez, oh well. I liked that, it was like playing some weird teenager's big ol' crazy fanfic minus all of the characters having sexual tension
It's okay now all the sexual tension will be between Pit and every female character in the game with a speaking part.

Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

Gentleman Baller posted:

And all his stats are loving poo poo



gently caress you Sakurai I'm a Ganondorf expert and his attack is at least 400

look at this scrub who hasn't played kirby air ride

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Chaltab posted:

It's okay now all the sexual tension will be between Pit and every female character in the game with a speaking part.

don't forget all the pitcest fanfiction

Fawf posted:

look at this scrub who hasn't played kirby air ride

i think what they're saying is, if that's the CPU's stats + whatever boosts it picked up, then his stats are even lower than that.

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Does this mean, no Tails after all?

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

maketakunai posted:

Yeah, this was my assumption.

I thought I read a while back though that Monolith or someone working there was retweeting all of the Smash Bros. tweets though? I dunno, it was a while ago. That seemed like a better "confirmation" to me.


edit: Ice Climbers confirmed


This is terrifying.

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


Chaltab posted:

It's okay now all the sexual tension will be between Pit and every female character in the game with a speaking part.

pit and shulk are trying to bone robin. robin leads them on but not really and then it turns out robin is a guy. and link is already loving him anyway so pit and shulk go home and write a sad tale on their livejournals while listening to fall out boy

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

DARPA Dad posted:

if you're playing against people who actually get hit by rollout, you're playing against really fuckin bad drunk people

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Robin can gently caress everyone, one way or another.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

MinibarMatchman posted:

lol, singleplayer content in a smash bros game.

A portable Smash Bros game.

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Hey guys what's going on to:stare:

Well that explains the 900+ posts in the last 8 or so hours.

Really, really, REALLY happy that Shulk is in.

mabels big day posted:

Robin can gently caress everyone, one way or another.

Literally.

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!
Not Morgan.

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
Can't wait to scream "THIS IS THE MONADO'S POWER" over mumble until everyone hates me

sout
Apr 24, 2014

What a bunch of jokers

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
all these characters get four taunts, 8 outfits, customizable moves, and a final smash :allears:

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

gay skull posted:

Ah jeez, oh well. I liked that, it was like playing some weird teenager's big ol' crazy fanfic minus all of the characters having sexual tension

How could you forget the palpable tension of

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Erebus posted:

How could you forget the palpable tension of



"Did you know girls can do it too? Like this."

"...?"

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!

Excels posted:

all these characters get four taunts
Wait everyone has four taunts now? Neat.

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Bobnumerotres posted:

That was kind of dumb of Nintendo to take the leaks down. All that did was confirm them.

I wonder if the usual suspects will try and make videos about the footage even with the added knowledge it could be dangerous to do so now.

"Hello and welcome to GameXplain, even though showing the following is akin to putting your hand in a hive of bees, we think we can look at these bees from new and exciting angles you haven't noticed yet."

BrownClown
Dec 7, 2007

Will rap for smash leaks
Maybe the new clones are separated from their respective series to avoid confusion during character selection or just to create more visual diversity.



In summation, Sakurai couldn't have three blue haired animes with swords in a row.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Chaltab posted:

Wait everyone has four taunts now? Neat.

Er how many did they have in Brawl? Was there one for each Dpad button?

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Excels posted:

Er how many did they have in Brawl? Was there one for each Dpad button?

Left/right were the same more or less.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Really I just hope that there is an equivalent way of unlocking secret characters as quickly as Subspace Emissary. I hate having to be way to good for my friends to play as Mr. Game & Watch.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
Wait so supposedly there's a real looking leak now?

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

Anatharon posted:

Wait so supposedly there's a real looking leak now?

Nah

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

Anatharon posted:

Wait so supposedly there's a real looking leak now?

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!

Anatharon posted:

Wait so supposedly there's a real looking leak now?
It's the same fake-rear end looking leak as before but now it has video, which Nintendo put copyright claims on.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Chaltab posted:

It's the same fake-rear end looking leak

Tharja's rear end isn't fake

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


Here's a big goddamn gallery of leaks someone posted on Reddit for all you late comers:

edit whoever leaked these did like panty shots of trophies and poo poo so click at your own discretion http://imgur.com/a/PzeCw

gay skull fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Aug 25, 2014

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


Anatharon posted:

Wait so supposedly there's a real looking leak now?

It's the same Shulk, Duck Hunt Dog and Bowser Jr leak as before but now with some pretty legit looking video evidence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntaNx7BJaD4

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

I hope Morgan shows up in one of Robin's victory poses. Him/her cheering for his/her mom/dad would be great. Have them be like Maya in Phoenix Wright's victory pose in UMvC3

edit:

JordanKai posted:

It's the same Shulk, Duck Hunt Dog and Bowser Jr leak as before but now with some pretty legit looking video evidence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntaNx7BJaD4

also I was rewatching this footage and at 0:44 you can see Bowser Jr. throw out a Mecha Koopa for a split second before getting knocked out of it.

Ms. Unsmiley fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Aug 25, 2014

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Blackheart posted:

Tharja's rear end isn't fake

Tharja's rear end is love, Tharja's rear end is life

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
Smash is Life, Tharja is Hometown

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

gay skull posted:

Here's a big goddamn gallery of leaks someone posted on Reddit for all you late comers:

edit whoever leaked these did like panty shots of trophies and poo poo so click at your own discretion http://imgur.com/a/PzeCw

Man, that gallery really needs like a banner up top "I'M NOT A PERVERT IT'S FOR THE ESRB WHO NEED TO SEE ALL QUESTIONABLE MATERIAL I MEAN THERE'S TALKS ABOUT WARIO'S FARTS WHICH THE ESRB NEEDS TO SEE TOO TO ADD THE "COMIC MISCHIEF" LABEL"

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Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!
One minor thing that's perplexing about the footage is in the Team Battle, the player is Lucina with Shulk as a CPU ally, yet the victory screen zooms in on Shulk and cuts the player out.

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