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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Yodzilla posted:

i'm the 8/10 they use in a promo image

yeah thats pretty funny. i thought it was sop to send a free copy of your lovely game to gameboner.com for an assured back of box 10/10

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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Silver Alicorn posted:



i'm the rest of the review that explains how dull the non-fighting parts are

actual thing from their steam page

quote:

“8/10”
Game Informer

thats right, the best score they could list was 8/10

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


"dry bowser"

don't talk about ur mom's nickname for her hoo ha lol

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Notorious QIG posted:

actual thing from their steam page


thats right, the best score they could list was 8/10

to be fair, only having "100% possibly the greatest game of the year???? -GameFuck.net" is probably even more damning than a place people actually know about

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Miley Virus posted:

to be fair, only having "100% possibly the greatest game of the year???? -GameFuck.net" is probably even more damning than a place people actually know about

yeah gamefuck.net has really gone downhill since their zoe quinn expose

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
what's wrong with an 8/10 ?

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Squeezy Farm posted:

what's wrong with an 8/10 ?

its bideo james journalism, your game gets 9/10 if it is functional and doesnt give you cancer

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Notorious QIG posted:

its bideo james journalism, your game gets 9/10 if it is functional and doesnt give you cancer

i wonder if anyone's run regression on dollars spent on marketing to game score

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Al! posted:

i wonder if anyone's run regression on dollars spent on marketing to game score

reverse causality: it's a thing.

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Al! posted:

i wonder if anyone's run regression on dollars spent on marketing to game score

i swear this has been done before but gently caress if i can find the study

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
brb registering gamecuck.net

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Notorious QIG posted:

its bideo james journalism, your game gets 9/10 if it is functional and doesnt give you cancer

this is a trick statement because games themselves are a cancer

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Notorious QIG posted:

its bideo james journalism, your game gets 9/10 if it is functional and doesnt give you cancer

literally grade inflation except instead of whiny helicopter parents it's soulless marketing drones

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Silver Alicorn posted:



i'm the rest of the review that explains how dull the non-fighting parts are
i'm the mmorpg website that's reviewing a singleplayer game

lol no one's making mmos anymore because theyre all awful

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Found the outrage. She pronounces Ubisoft as "Youbisoft".

quoting from prev pages but isn't ubisoft short for ubiquitous software and so "you-bee-soft" is correct

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

duckfarts posted:

this is a trick statement because games themselves are a cancer

it still doesn't give you cancer, you have to pay for it

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Yodzilla Bungle is dumb as gently caress why cant I stop playing it. :cry:

Also that wood-chipper accident game over scene is cartoony and all but it's still scary as gently caress. In conclusion I am a giant baby.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
speaking of Bungle! is it just me or does Normal speed up faster than Pro does

also why can't i post my scores to facebook

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

http://www.gamereviewsystem.com/

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
i got 3/10 for my personal project

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Space-Pope posted:

i got 3/10 for my personal project

i actually know the guy who made it


he worked on that viva pinata party game for 360

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
yodz did u add my bungle idea yet? also posting my score to facebook dont wark.

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

I knew him.



On irc.




Lol.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

bump_fn posted:

quoting from prev pages but isn't ubisoft short for ubiquitous software and so "you-bee-soft" is correct

No.

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Tora Tora Torrents posted:

I knew him.



On irc.




Lol.

#vidgames or whatever?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I'm thinkin of switching to android because there's an ur Quan masters port because it's the best game ever made but I don't want to do all the other things associated with owning an android phone

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Al! posted:

I'm thinkin of switching to android because there's an ur Quan masters port because it's the best game ever made but I don't want to do all the other things associated with owning an android phone

the controls are kinda awkward on a touchscreen anyhow

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

Miley Virus posted:

#vidgames or whatever?

Yeah. Tons of game journalists and devs came out of there. My favorite was a 15 year old Patrick Klepek sneaking into E3.

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

Lol

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

i don't like dlc normally but the mk8 stuff looks pretty sweet and it's a lot of content for the price tag. i'll get the bundle when the first pack is actually available, don't see the need to pay 12€ or whatever now instead of november just for some shy guys

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

diablo 3 is still poo poo btw. i wanted to try one of those new greater rifts, which of course you have to farm a key off of a regular rift guardian for. did 5 rifts, never got a key, so basically i played the game for over an hour without actually getting to the part i wanted to play.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Katana Gomai posted:

diablo 3 is still poo poo btw. i wanted to try one of those new greater rifts, which of course you have to farm a key off of a regular rift guardian for. did 5 rifts, never got a key, so basically i played the game for over an hour without actually getting to the part i wanted to play.

they should drop off every rift boss. were you playing on torment?

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
and do you have ros?

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

i switched between t2 and 3 and yea of course i do

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

apparently the droprate is only 100% on t6

Dick Spacious CPA
Oct 10, 2012

Katana Gomai posted:

diablo 3 is still poo poo btw. i wanted to try one of those new greater rifts, which of course you have to farm a key off of a regular rift guardian for. did 5 rifts, never got a key, so basically i played the game for over an hour without actually getting to the part i wanted to play.

i got one from the first rift boss i killed :smugdog:

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Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
lol what the gently caress kind of retard plays diablo 3 long enough to get to torment 6 lol

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

idgi

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

lol



you can't play them until november/march, but enjoy your character select screen

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