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flakeloaf posted:in much the same way i can open the faucet and get a slice of the ocean holy poo poo, don't drink that water!
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flakeloaf posted:in much the same way i can open the faucet and get a slice of the ocean water chat is in the other thread, buddy!
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Aug 25, 2014 19:42
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Necc0 posted:google's gonna become the yellow pages of the internet lmao they already are delivered whether yolu want it or not, it's full of ads masquerading as listings, and people do tacky terrible poo poo to get first ("A AAA Mesothelioma Lawyers")
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cremnob posted:lol google's hosed by the heat death of the universe, sure
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Aug 25, 2014 22:55
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Aug 26, 2014 22:34
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cremnob posted:
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Necc0 posted:im dead
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cremnob posted:
selling an addictive, socially-destructive carcinogen to disrupt the lemonade market
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cremnob posted:
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cremnob posted:
wtf is this trying to say
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Aug 27, 2014 03:01
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duTrieux. posted:wtf is this trying to say illegally running a business puts everyone else out of business
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Aug 27, 2014 03:02
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i have a literal degree in making things up and also work at a marketing agency and i don't know what that is trying to say
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Aug 27, 2014 03:02
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duTrieux. posted:i have a literal degree in making things up and also work at a marketing agency and i don't know what that is trying to say #innovation
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Aug 27, 2014 03:03
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duTrieux. posted:i have a literal degree in making things up and also work at a marketing agency and i don't know what that is trying to say its saying booze sells. include booze in all products.
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duTrieux. posted:i have a literal degree in making things up and also work at a marketing agency and i don't know what that is trying to say hook me up boss. my resume is a little thin - like my hair
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Aug 27, 2014 03:04
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duTrieux. posted:i have a literal degree in making things up and also work at a marketing agency and i don't know what that is trying to say
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i lolled at google trying to say they're innovative and haven't been making iterative garbage for tier entire history
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Sham bam bamina! posted:disruptive paradigm shift innovation we've got to engage the millennials in the social with memes that elevate and reinforce the customer's delight.
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Aug 27, 2014 03:59
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Nintendo Kid posted:its saying booze sells. include booze in all products. heh where do you enjoy TwIzTeD TeA ?? at the BeAcH???
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Googley, or not Googley, that is the question—
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graph posted:heh where do you enjoy TwIzTeD TeA ?? at the BeAcH??? i was reading today about the bk/hortons thing and people commenting were calling tim hortons "timmies" which i'm sure is totally not something reinforced with multi-million dollar advertising campaigns designed to elevate a brand to the status of a trusted human friend
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idk why that made me think of that. something about brands, i suspect god, brands 
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duTrieux. posted:i was reading today about the bk/hortons thing and people commenting were calling tim hortons "timmies" which i'm sure is totally not something reinforced with multi-million dollar advertising campaigns designed to elevate a brand to the status of a trusted human friend its an old literary technique when you have a cast of people like 'rod' and 'adam' and 'jimmie' and 'jimmie' gets loving worked and makes you feel more bad
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duTrieux. posted:i was reading today about the bk/hortons thing and people commenting were calling tim hortons "timmies" which i'm sure is totally not something reinforced with multi-million dollar advertising campaigns designed to elevate a brand to the status of a trusted human friend i think it sprang up organically, but it was co-opted at some point canadians just like things that end in "ies" loonies toonies timmies mounties
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raruler posted:i think it sprang up organically, but it was co-opted at some point Micky D's
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raruler posted:i think it sprang up organically, but it was co-opted at some point nope
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duTrieux. posted:i was reading today about the bk/hortons thing and people commenting were calling tim hortons "timmies" which i'm sure is totally not something reinforced with multi-million dollar advertising campaigns designed to elevate a brand to the status of a trusted human friend sounds like dave, the home of witty banter Within just one month of its launch, Dave had become the tenth largest television channel in the UK. The broadcaster puts daily averages at around 3 million viewers, although, much of the growth may be attributed to its presence on Freeview; nonetheless, it is performing significantly better in pay TV homes than UKTV G2 ever did. Over the month since its launch, Dave averaged a 1.32% share in multichannel homes and a 3.2% share in the 16–34 male demographic.[16]
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Aug 27, 2014 04:38
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“dave ja vu” what the loving frick
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Aug 27, 2014 04:50
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everyone knows a bloke called Dave. he's a loving prick, Dave is.
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ol' mate dave got the witty banta 'e do
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cremnob posted:
Larry chose cognitive dissonance .. Eric was born into it
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Aug 27, 2014 05:30
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eric is the loving worst I hate him so much
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astonishing business insights from google cto or whatever he is: focus on making great products that customers need
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you know what? we need to make great products that people need! *discontinues google reader, fires up self-driving car division*
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it's actually lemon kool aid
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duTrieux. posted:i have a literal degree in making things up and also work at a marketing agency and i don't know what that is trying to say duTrieux. posted:we've got to engage the millennials in the social with memes that elevate and reinforce the customer's delight. do ads irl have memes now
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THC posted:eric is the loving worst I hate him so much what do you expect from someone who decided to move to atherton lmao
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im using google play music all access and the loving shuffle function doesnt work so i end up listening to my music in the order i added it to the playlist in LIKE A loving ANIMAL. how the gently caress do you gently caress up making the loving shuffle option actually loving shuffle in a loving music player? this is basic fucjking functionality ghoogle. jesus. gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress CUFKC
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theadder posted:do ads irl have memes now maybe not 'le rage' garbage but yeah. remember those old Quiznos ads?
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