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Give it up ship, flesh or no flesh Lindsey already has a husband. And he's the cutest husband in the world: http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=906  No way she's leaving that, just let it go man.
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Aug 27, 2014 14:43
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At least the males of her species are small enough that Kat could plausibly grow one in a vat :3
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Aug 27, 2014 14:56
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A Sometimes Food posted:Considering who made the robots in the first place this makes entirely too much sense. oh my god
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Aug 27, 2014 14:59
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This might be the first chapter where overall creepiness shot up after attention shifted away from Zimmy and onto something else. And good god are things getting creepy.
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Aug 27, 2014 15:07
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ronya posted:dear court stop installing an AI that keeps falling in love with passing females into every imaginable piece of machinery Coming back to this, I'm sure people will wish to refer to this page.
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Aug 27, 2014 15:20
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Wittgen posted:This might be the first chapter where overall creepiness shot up after attention shifted away from Zimmy and onto something else. Don't culture shame, robots don't know how this poo poo works. Anyways Lindsey's the one who sent them on to the boat and was all showin off next to it also where the balls is bud or any other adults. Lindsey wtf u doin.
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Aug 27, 2014 15:25
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water is looking a bit choppy there lindsey is an accredited couples therapist, she can probably talk the ship down, or discourage this behavior by mocking it in front of its piers.
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Aug 27, 2014 15:25
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Bongo Bill posted:oh my god amishjosh posted:water is looking a bit choppy there
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Aug 27, 2014 16:13
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How many robots have fallen in love? Or whatever this boat is thinking. Robot loves Shadow, and Kat and Annie. And then...
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Aug 27, 2014 16:24
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Oh man, this is going to end so badly for RoBoat. He'll be all fleshy and be all, "Lindsey, you must love me now!" and Bud will show up and be all, "Sorry pal, but she's taken! And you know the worst part about having flesh? NERVE ENDINGS!" POW, punched right in the prow! SNAP, pinched right on the rudder! "Curse my desire to be soft flesh!" will moan RoBoat as he heads back into the harbor, dejected. Meanwhile, the kids will obliviously have a dance party, and enjoy fizzy drinks and eachother's company. All except for Kat. She knew the folly of what RoBoat was asking for, but just couldn't talk him out of it. Oh, the pain he'll endure, both physically and emotionally, and she thinks it's all her fault.
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Aug 27, 2014 17:26
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Wa11y posted:Meanwhile, the kids will obliviously have a dance party, and enjoy fizzy drinks and eachother's company. All except for Kat. She knew the folly of what RoBoat was asking for, but just couldn't talk him out of it. Oh, the pain he'll endure, both physically and emotionally, and she thinks it's all her fault. And then RoBoat will die from never having learned how to breathe. He died, and she did nothing.
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Aug 27, 2014 17:29
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RZApublican posted:And then RoBoat will die from never having learned how to breathe. Kat will design a RoBlowHole, obviously. Edit: RoboBlowHole?
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Aug 27, 2014 17:47
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This is the most amazing and disturbing way this could have gone.
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Aug 27, 2014 17:53
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The boat itself wouldn't become fleshy, you gigantic goons.
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Aug 27, 2014 17:54
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It's interesting to see that Kat has moved past fried robo wings to bigger body parts, but I doubt she's quite ready for ship sized projects.
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Aug 27, 2014 17:58
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ronya posted:dear court stop installing an AI that keeps falling in love with passing females into every imaginable piece of machinery A Sometimes Food posted:Considering who made the robots in the first place this makes entirely too much sense. Everything is now falling into place. That's some plot foresight Tom. In a surprise twist, the sea is actually the Annan Waters, and Jeanne will
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Aug 27, 2014 17:59
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Cat Mattress posted:The boat itself wouldn't become fleshy, you gigantic goons. Kat posted:You're all part of a larger robot...the ship! The Ship posted:You will make me flesh. Come on, son.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:24
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And the fleship bot would be another small unit networked with the rest. Unless Kat has recently been playing through System Shock II, of course.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:36
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pksage posted:Come on, son. idk dude
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Aug 27, 2014 18:42
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Knowing Gunnerkrigg, the next page will be Kat saying "Lindsey is married and you're being super creepy" and the boat will say "oh my gosh I had no idea. Sorry, everyone! On with the dance."
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Aug 27, 2014 18:47
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Obviously the boat's brain is some sort of chip Kat can pull out and insert into a new body. A really gross robo-fleshy sea captain's body.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:56
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Obviously, the boat's fleshbody would be a giant crab
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Aug 27, 2014 19:09
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A small crab, if he's going for a male of the species. They then solve the problem by eating it. This kills the crab.
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Aug 27, 2014 20:06
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amishjosh posted:water is looking a bit choppy there You are the wind beneath my wings
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Aug 27, 2014 20:49
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So is the boat trying to do the same thing Reynardine did?
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Aug 27, 2014 21:56
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Tenebrais posted:So is the boat trying to do the same thing Reynardine did? If you ignore the specifics then yeah.
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Aug 27, 2014 22:09
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Wow, another character doing evil poo poo because of the love of a beautiful crab woman. C'mon Tom, can't you write something new? Like a nice peaceful vacation where nothing happens.
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Aug 28, 2014 03:33
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:Wow, another character doing evil poo poo because of the love of a beautiful crab woman. C'mon Tom, can't you write something new? Like a nice peaceful vacation where nothing happens. I'd dig up the chibisoma post and search/replace it with ship and crab monster references, but 
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Aug 28, 2014 03:36
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Twist: Lindsay is all about robots and the chapter title "Torn Sea" refers to crab divorce.
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Aug 28, 2014 04:22
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Twist: the spirit of Hetty survived and possessed the ship's A.I. in order to trick Kat into giving her a new crustacean flesh-cyborg body to inhabit. Ends up being eaten by Zimmy.
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Aug 28, 2014 04:34
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Will this end in our protagonists having to murder a boat I wonder?
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Aug 28, 2014 04:35
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Bud is gonna kick that boat's rear end.
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Aug 28, 2014 04:39
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paragon1 posted:Will this end in our protagonists having to murder a boat I wonder? So far Gunnerkrigg has had neither dwarves nor elephants.
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Aug 28, 2014 05:13
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rotinaj posted:Bud is gonna kick that boat's rear end. "What's that lover-boy? The levitation is making you uncomfortable? I thought boats liked floating! Here, how about if I rock you back and forth a little. How d'you like that, Casanova?"
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Aug 28, 2014 06:29
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Tupperwarez posted:I would dearly love to see an extra-dimensional crab using his etheric powers to pull a Yoda on an AI controlled cruise liner who wants to seduce his wife. Inside, a hundred children vomit.
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Aug 28, 2014 08:11
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MikeJF posted:Inside, a hundred children vomit.
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Aug 28, 2014 08:28
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MikeJF posted:Inside, a hundred children vomit. the movement of the boat probably isn't helping either
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Aug 28, 2014 09:02
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WAY TO SINK SHIPS TOM.
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Blackheart posted:Twist: the spirit of Hetty survived and possessed the ship's A.I. in order to trick Kat into giving her a new crustacean flesh-cyborg body to inhabit. Next chapter will focus on how the court will try to function with a Zimmy-caused cocktail sauce drought.
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