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GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

go check out #describeagamerin4words on the twitter. good poo poo

# ? Aug 29, 2014 04:51

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Improbable Lobster posted:

killer is dead is kinda fun but it's been trying too hard to be a sequel to the superior killer7 rather than doing it's own thing

oh, also the gigolo mode is dumb

# ? Aug 29, 2014 04:51

Space-Pope: Aug 13, 2003; by zen death robot

Werthog 95 posted:

go check out #describeagamerin4words on the twitter. good poo poo

some of these are gold

# ? Aug 29, 2014 05:10

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

cgs: unlocked rosalina in both mario kart and mario 3d world, got out of the newbie bracket in mario kart, shits tough

# ? Aug 29, 2014 05:33

NyetscapeNavigator: Sep 22, 2003

# ? Aug 29, 2014 05:43

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Tora Tora Torrents posted:

# ? Aug 29, 2014 05:45

dragon enthusiast: Jan 1, 2010

Improbable Lobster posted:

killer is dead is kinda fun but it's been trying too hard to be a sequel to the superior killer7 rather than doing it's own thing

this has been like every suda game since killer7

# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:24

coffeetable: Feb 5, 2006; TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

gas this thread

# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:32

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

hey guys i'm at pax if you need anything jut hmu

# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:33

stoutfish: Oct 8, 2012; by zen death robot

my ps3 just died, rip

# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:51

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

Beast of Bourbon posted:

hey guys i'm at pax if you need anything jut hmu

if you see any of tehse i will give you mad blowies for years if u cna score me one (or probably cash dollers)

# ? Aug 29, 2014 09:18

Azraelle: Jan 13, 2008

corn in the bible posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=093AtpvdwEE

for the love of god please tell the name of all these insane games you find

edit: nevermind you actually do I'm just dumb

Azraelle fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Aug 29, 2014

# ? Aug 29, 2014 09:31

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

Azraelle posted:

for the love of god please tell the name of all these insane games you find

Steer Madness

# ? Aug 29, 2014 10:19

Azraelle: Jan 13, 2008

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

Steer Madness

Thank you! I will play the hell out of surrealist horror vegan em' up

# ? Aug 29, 2014 10:23

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUTU4OZrjzY

# ? Aug 29, 2014 12:18

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Werthog 95 posted:

go check out #describeagamerin4words on the twitter. good poo poo

lol https://twitter.com/MomsAgainstGam

# ? Aug 29, 2014 12:22

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

oh and i guess a new 3ds model with a weird nipple??

and with a faster cpu

weird

# ? Aug 29, 2014 12:27

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

fffffuck

xenoblade 3ds announced, exclusive to the new model.

(oh there's a nintendo direct going on right now~)

# ? Aug 29, 2014 12:30

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

it's called a clitstick!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 12:31

MORE CURLY FRIES: Apr 8, 2004

ananub clit

# ? Aug 29, 2014 12:31

Fabricated: Apr 9, 2007; Living the Dream

I had kinda considered getting a 3DS at some point but wisely decided not to since every time I've ever bought a Nintendo handheld a newer better model would be announced the next month.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 12:33

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

i miss the days when nintendo would just do that with peripherals instead of whole consoles

# ? Aug 29, 2014 12:44

quiggy: Aug 7, 2010; [in Russian] Oof.

Beast of Bourbon posted:

hey guys i'm at pax if you need anything jut hmu

is fallout 4 a thing yet

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:11

quiggy: Aug 7, 2010; [in Russian] Oof.

Werthog 95 posted:

go check out #describeagamerin4words on the twitter. good poo poo

im the clearly offended posters

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:14

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012

but what does the new button do?

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:17

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Pinterest Mom posted:

fffffuck

xenoblade 3ds announced, exclusive to the new model.

(oh there's a nintendo direct going on right now~)

oh you fuckers

and right after i :retrogames:

on the persona q-themed japanese 3ds

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:17

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

still not getting a 3ds until they announce the majora's mask remake

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:21

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Widdiful posted:

but what does the new button do?

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:28

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

Kenny Logins posted:

new tf2 sniper model spotted

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:29

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

haveblue posted:

still not getting a 3ds unless i develop benjamin button disease

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:29

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

Pinterest Mom posted:

oh and i guess a new 3ds model with a weird nipple??

and with a faster cpu

weird

so this is why the 3d slider broke on my 3ds in less than a year

you see guys GOD HAS A PLAN

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:30

hubris.height: Jan 6, 2005; Pork Pro

Pinterest Mom posted:

oh and i guess a new 3ds model with a weird nipple??

and with a faster cpu

weird

Well here's another 200 dollar toy my idiot rear end will purchase

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:30

Dj Meow Mix: Jan 27, 2009; corgicorgicorgicorgi
rockin everywhere

hubris.height posted:

Well here's another 200 dollar toy my idiot rear end will purchase

same, rip

it would be funny/terrible if they took the apple approach of updating the internals a little bit each year

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:33

Dick Spacious CPA: Oct 10, 2012

Widdiful posted:

but what does the new button do?

gives you a ghost hand according to the picture

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# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:35

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Dj Meow Mix posted:

same, rip

it would be funny/terrible if they took the apple approach of updating the internals a little bit each year

siracusa-postin' but nintendo already does follow apple in one important way- they leverage the poo poo out of the (cheapest possible) internals they put into their peripherals to make/support software that punches way above its hardware weight and make stupid profit in the meantime

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:36

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

aww yiss

so apparently the anti-anita guy went to mcmaster and is a canadian "reactionary monarchist" in tyool 2014 which just really explains so much

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:41

Dick Spacious CPA: Oct 10, 2012

new 3ds aint even coming to north america this year

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# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:42

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Tora Tora Torrents posted:

lol

prefect posted:

lol https://twitter.com/MomsAgainstGam

lol

Kenny Logins posted:

aww yiss

so apparently the anti-anita guy went to mcmaster and is a canadian "reactionary monarchist" in tyool 2014 which just really explains so much

lol

good poo poo everybody, thanks

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:46

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Tora Tora Torrents posted:

Ahaha, this is some good poo poo for sure. Very subtle. Could have had a fedora reference to drive the point home tho.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:49

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the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 349 days!

holy poo poo, imagine if they snuck in a "m'lady" or two.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 13:49

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