The Monkey Man posted:

I... I had a dream about having sex with a dorky girl last night. When I woke up, I realized that it was an idealized version of Zoe. I feel so filthy now...

Also, I noticed that "Chelsea Van Valkenburg" worked as a security guard at Saint Rose College according to her LinkedIn, which gave an award to Thomas Van Valkenburg back in the 70's. I suspect that her dad was a prominent alumnus who got her that job.

judge reinhold posted:

I beg everyone: learn to write well. This is bloody bollocks, mate.

judge reinhold posted:

I beg everyone: learn to write GOOD. This is bloody bollocks, mate.

big duck equals goose posted:

It really takes nothing to be a security guard. If you have legs and can write a DAR in semi-English, congratulations, you are worthy to be a guard! I imagine she sat in a interview and was like "Well, I like cyberpunk and -"
and the dude was just "loving whatever, put on this uniform and grab the patrol stick." just picking the first person he/she interviewed.

To be fair though, Depression Quest would totally be a thousand times better if you played a night shift guard doing the 6-6 slot.

You are falling asleep at your desk again and you don't need to patrol for another hour. Do you...

1. Go to the bathroom and try to jack off to wake up - Already did that.
2. Go offsite, grab a coffee, and hope no one calls in.
3. Think back in your life what went wrong to be here and have the cold sweat of your failed dreams wake you up.

quote:

"I want to quit," I said to Ted just now. "Because someone is going to get killed." That's how I feel. About loving GAMES.

Anal Papist posted:

https://twitter.com/jennatar/status/505283693385367552

quote:

Yesterday Ted's mom asked me who I want to be. "Tom Bissell," I said.
"And why?" she asked me.
"He doesn't have a Twitter account," I said

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

The tweet before is just as good:


A thing said. On twitter.

quote:

When I was falsely accused of domestic violence, the representative of the Crown, Ms. Margot Engley – as textbook a case of Antisocial Personality Disorder as one could ever hope to see (in my opinion)[1] – offered a plea bargain where I’d cop to Assault, but only serve several months of community service. The alternative was proving my innocence (“proving guilt” being an outmoded concept) while risking the penalty of many years behind bars as a violent offender.

Let’s look at that again: I (allegedly) was a violent thug, a biker who beats up women and mentally abuses them for fun, who deserves to be locked up for years on end for the safety of society.

Needless to say, there are a number of troubling legal standards which underlay all of this; Primary Aggressor legislation, mandatory DV prosecutions, plus a culture which assumes that males are always guilty (even when he has a black eye and a cigarette burn upon arrest at his mother’s house where he ran to, while she’s uninjured and has a history of involuntary psychiatric commitment to boot – don’t stick your dick in crazy, fellas). Also, I was extremely lucky that Judge T.C. Semniuk was so level-headed, and that I was able to afford the $10,000 for my lawyer, Andre Oullette (a truly decent man); but even if I’d been forced to represent myself against a dishonest, feminist judge, I still would have fought the charges.[2]

(and from the comments)
Thanks, man – got some PTSD out of the deal, but on the plus side prison no longer frightens me.

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

The tweet before is just as good:


A thing said. On twitter.

quote:

Major Jenn ‏@jennatar 3h
what I've googled so far today: "help me turn off smart quotes" stay tuned


Zoë ʻTom-Kunʼ Quinn ‏@TheQuinnspiracy 3h
@jennatar I may have just taken some sleeping pills tho


Major Jenn ‏@jennatar 3h
@TheQuinnspiracy I'll be honest, I have never needed more Xanax and had none

Zoë ʻTom-Kunʼ Quinn ‏@TheQuinnspiracy 3h
@jennatar I just want the nightmares to stop.

Anal Papist posted:

Thanks I am poo poo at twitter and didn't want to make an image of it.

Tokamak posted:

So pathetic that even his ex couldn't handle his bullshit and put out a cigarette on his bald head and threw some punches.

Tokamak posted:

Cycloneman posted:

lol yeah domestic violence is really funny and it's pathetic when somebody is the victim of it. A cigarette put out on your head? heh. You probably deserve it.

judge reinhold posted:

This guy has nailed what "a dapper, unapologetic MALE" looks like. The cigarette, glass of "top shelf" brandy (on the rocks, which means "put ice in it"), bad jeans, at least two phone cases attached to his belt. This guy gets it and it isn't forced.

Tokamak posted:

So here's what Davis Aurini looks like when he isn't filming himself in the dark

Tokamak posted:

It's not really worth detailing, just your standard MRA garbage (stuff about Beta Orbiters, and genetic selection).

Conclusion: Beta as gently caress (with delusions of being an alpha) and compensating by using the 'door' pattern on "decadant sluts".

ultrabindu posted:

We're all going to be real disappointed when PAX comes and goes and nothing happens.

Can't we just laugh at the utter wretchedness of everyone involved?

ultrabindu posted:

We're all going to be real disappointed when PAX comes and goes and nothing happens.

Can't we just laugh at the utter wretchedness of everyone involved?

Tokamak posted:

Fluo posted:

So the d&d picture thread has just caught wind of this and don't seem to have the full story to say the least...

Mulefisk posted:

Perhaps Zoe, Phil Fish, Anita and some 4chan misogynists can wrestle out and end to this thing in a kickstarter sponsored PAX ballpit.

Tokamak posted:

If you can get through the post, I promise some cucking.

The second update to the Anti-SJW movie The Sarkeesian Effect (http://www.patreon.com/thesarkeesianeffect) had more tears, but the most interesting part is that pony tail's filming partner is a neo-reactionary (Dark elightenment) who disagree's with pony tail siding with Trayvon Martin. Interested in bald head's philosophical dabblings in the Dark Enlightenment, I googled to see what he's been up to and discovered he's been stirring poo poo up for years.

So here's what Davis Aurini looks like when he isn't filming himself in the dark


For a patreon that promises a movie without resorting to stalking or harrasment, they sure did show their hand by originally promising to include the Assualt Anita game on the DVD release. They backpeddled on it, realising that it might not give them positive attention. A pity they can't do the same and delete their youtube careers.

Today we are just going to talk about Davis M.J. Aurini (https://www.youtube.com/user/Aurini)
Davis also runs a blog full of lovely philosophical musings on typical MRA/evo-psych, racist, nerd/videogame talking points. He even gives us a loving recount about how he fought a domestic violence charge...

So pathetic that even his ex couldn't handle his bullshit and put out a cigarette on his bald head and threw some punches.

Aurini then turns to a life of making youtubes about how women are a bunch of decadent sluts. He says most women are not marriageable, they should not work, they should stay home and have babies, and that educating women is pointless unless it makes them better mothers. He also talks about single mothers being the scum of society.

Unfortunately he did not take his own advice about "sticking dick in crazy" and got himself in trouble again. This time he got into cuck-cuckee relationship with a married woman who brought into the good housewife/traditional marriage narrative and married a neo-nazi and unconvicted child rapist. Her husband has a 50k/year inheritance stipend, flunked out of at least three different colleges, moved twelve times, and had two kids before their forth anniversary. Clearly she needed to move up the ladder and cuck with a fine specimen of humanity such as Davis.

There's an overwhelming amount of putrid poo poo for one person to wade through, that I wonder how they were planning to keep it from the feminists if their project takes off. It's not really worth detailing, just your standard MRA garbage (stuff about Beta Orbiters, and genetic selection).

Conclusion: Beta as gently caress (with delusions of being an alpha) and compensating by using the 'door' pattern on "decadant sluts".

Someone else wrote a more detailed profiling over at (http://venturephilosophy.blogspot.com/2012/10/one-angry-man.html) if your interested to torture yourself further.

Tokamak posted:

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Who cares what the retards in D&D think?

Tokamak posted:

Fried Watermelon posted:

this is the heart of darkness of our generation