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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I added derp quest in steam. Launched it. Exited. Uninstalled.

What a piece of poo poo. I knew it would be bad but that's not even a game.

Everything about her is horrible.

Face - nope
body - ick
boobs - none
game - worst

I'm guessing she either gives amazing head, takes it up the butt like a champ or is a squirter.

Or she's that special breed of crazy that attracts betas and manipulates them.

What a oval office.

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Gravefront
Feb 5, 2014

by Ralp

BANE?

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012

Waltzing Along posted:

I added derp quest in steam. Launched it. Exited. Uninstalled.

What a piece of poo poo. I knew it would be bad but that's not even a game.

Everything about her is horrible.

Face - nope
body - ick
boobs - none
game - worst

I'm guessing she either gives amazing head, takes it up the butt like a champ or is a squirter.

Or she's that special breed of crazy that attracts betas and manipulates them.

What a oval office.

Oh moly

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd3p0PUUklE

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008
When did beta supplant Hipster as the internet's new word to describe everything they don't like?

Cycloneman
Feb 1, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT
SISTER FUCKING

Denim Dude posted:

maybe this one is more to your liking, http://j-k-degoya.tumblr.com/post/95970508051/more-on-zoe-quinn-on-rich-white-indie-people-problems

or it could have been the other one i posted just a few minutes before this. i forgot which one was which.
Probably the wrong one. This is the one that's not full of retarded SJW talk.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Marketing New Brain posted:

When did beta supplant Hipster as the internet's new word to describe everything they don't like?

when hipster became part of common vernacular.

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Marketing New Brain posted:

When did beta supplant Hipster as the internet's new word to describe everything they don't like?

Hipsters are cool, they have lots of stories about D list Canadian celebrities they met. Did you know Mike Bullard is still alive?

Doctor Shapes
Mar 17, 2009

Ask and ye shall receive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gq8F0Bb6Xg

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Lumpy the Cook posted:

This is the only good thing to come out of SRS

lol holy poo poo. A bit unrelated but this reminded of a post from BFC:

Switchback posted:

I don't understand the animosity towards inheritance. My grandfather spent all the money he'd saved in the last years of his life on only-the-finest elderly care as he survived 2 brain surgeries, 3 heart attacks, and being an overall alcoholic rear end in a top hat. He lived a decade longer than he needed to, and the money spent on it would have done a lot better for the world if it had gone to his grandkids who've started their own families.


Jeffrey posted:

Hmm I could spend this money on living longer...nah I'll give it to these sharks waiting for me to die, that sounds good.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Lumpy the Cook posted:

This is the only good thing to come out of SRS

This is just magical. I love a happy ending

argondamn posted:

when hipster became part of common vernacular.

I thought it was when the alpha dude got cucked and beat the poo poo out of his porno chick

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
There was a King of the Hill episode about hipsters that was really good.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Some say "beta" is a stupid term. Some say the concept of alphas and betas has been debunked for pack animals, and never applied to primates at all. But that sounds like beta talk to me.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Toiletlord and Zoe Quinn confirmed for Smash Bros 4.


go on

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Cycloneman posted:

Probably the wrong one. This is the one that's not full of retarded SJW talk.

What is the deal with sister loving?

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
At least we're better than Deltas and Gammas. :colbert:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Cycloneman posted:

Probably the wrong one. This is the one that's not full of retarded SJW talk.

Kinda need to hear about sister loving.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

A. Beaverhausen posted:

This is just magical. I love a happy ending

I stumbled around on Reddit to see if I could find the original, but it's been wiped. However, a follow up post gets responses by the guy's brother and her. Some of the other things she did was get upset about them referring to a car as an Apache when that is the actual model name, and accusing them of supporting violence against transsexuals because while working on a busted transmission they said the "tranny grenaded". It's so ridiculous it's some Poe's Law SJW poo poo.

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

XK posted:

Some of the other things she did was get upset about them referring to a car as an Apache when that is the actual model name, and accusing them of supporting violence against transsexuals because while working on a busted transmission they said the "tranny grenaded".

lmao

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.
Looks like Nathan Grayson just called out Adam Baldwin, saying Adam was a meanie:

https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/505498134298886144

Why is Nathan doing this, so to keep the story alive so they can post most articles on Kotaku about it?

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

What's with the whole narrative pro-Zoe people are spinning where "gamer" is now a slur akin to MRA neckbeard retard

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

XK posted:

I stumbled around on Reddit to see if I could find the original, but it's been wiped. However, a follow up post gets responses by the guy's brother and her. Some of the other things she did was get upset about them referring to a car as an Apache when that is the actual model name, and accusing them of supporting violence against transsexuals because while working on a busted transmission they said the "tranny grenaded". It's so ridiculous it's some Poe's Law SJW poo poo.

she sounds super hot bro

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Lobster Harmonica posted:

What's with the whole narrative pro-Zoe people are spinning where "gamer" is now a slur akin to MRA neckbeard retard

I think it has to do with this faggoty article being passed around or something but lol if u think Imma read this poo poo

http://dangolding.tumblr.com/post/95985875943/the-end-of-gamers

The last few weeks therefore represent the moment that gamers realised their own irrelevance. This is a cold wind that has been a long time coming, and which has framed these increasingly malicious incidents along the way. Videogames have now achieved a purchase on popular culture that is only possible without gamers.
...
On some level, the grim individuals who are self-centred and myopic enough to be upset at the prospect of having their medium taken away from them are absolutely right. They have astutely, and correctly identified what is going on here. Their toys are being taken away, and their treehouses are being boarded up. Videogames now live in the world and there is no going back.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Nebulon Gate posted:

If a woman's sexuality is ever even brought up other than prostrating to its existence, you can be sure SJWs around the globe will accuse you of slut shaming.

shitlord bonerhitler

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
the concept of video games living in the real world

Biggie Shorty
Oct 8, 2008

nnnotime posted:

Looks like Nathan Grayson just called out Adam Baldwin, saying Adam was a meanie:

https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/505498134298886144

Why is Nathan doing this, so to keep the story alive so they can post most articles on Kotaku about it?

I'm going to say yes.

This whole controversy must be generating a poo poo ton of traffic and this probably makes Kotaku/Polygon look good as hell to their advertising partners. Grayson is probably praying to the gods of twitter that another b-tier celeb picks a fight with him.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
Its not ok to gently caress your sister because she doesnt love you like that

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Lobster Harmonica posted:

What's with the whole narrative pro-Zoe people are spinning where "gamer" is now a slur akin to MRA neckbeard retard

'Gamers' are demanding transparency and integrity from game journo bloggers, which makes them basically worse than ISIS

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
"video games now living in the real world" something intresting said earlier in this thread

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

quote:

Videogames have now achieved a purchase on popular culture that is only possible without gamers.

On some level, the grim individuals who are self-centred and myopic enough to be upset at the prospect of having their medium taken away from them are absolutely right. They have astutely, and correctly identified what is going on here. Their toys are being taken away, and their treehouses are being boarded up. Videogames now live in the world and there is no going back.


Oh ok so it's a "we already won! stop fighting us I said we already won!!" thing

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

Lobster Harmonica posted:

What's with the whole narrative pro-Zoe people are spinning where "gamer" is now a slur akin to MRA neckbeard retard

Kotaku has been the butt of everyone's jokes for years for their clickbait blogging crap.

I'm trying to think what they've done -- ever -- that's been important to the gaming community.

There's really nothing so I guess they finally had their website version of complete meltdown and and now live in fantasy world about how cool they are and how gamers are just dirty vulgar Philistine peasants.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
twitter is an intresting place for instance how could you ever unfollow this guy

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

big duck equals goose posted:

I like seeing hipsters angry and saying dumb things also when the gently caress is la-mulana 2 coming out?!

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

Spiky Ooze posted:

They finally had their website version of complete meltdown and and now live in fantasy world about how cool they are.

this is what I was looking for thanks

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

gently caress the ROW posted:

the concept of video games living in the real world

:frogon:

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros

Don Tacorleone posted:

I think it has to do with this faggoty article being passed around or something but lol if u think Imma read this poo poo

http://dangolding.tumblr.com/post/95985875943/the-end-of-gamers

The last few weeks therefore represent the moment that gamers realised their own irrelevance. This is a cold wind that has been a long time coming, and which has framed these increasingly malicious incidents along the way. Videogames have now achieved a purchase on popular culture that is only possible without gamers.
...
On some level, the grim individuals who are self-centred and myopic enough to be upset at the prospect of having their medium taken away from them are absolutely right. They have astutely, and correctly identified what is going on here. Their toys are being taken away, and their treehouses are being boarded up. Videogames now live in the world and there is no going back.


lol are those people aware that GTA V and Call of Duty are the best sellers?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Falsum posted:

lol are those people aware that GTA V and Call of Duty are the best sellers?

there are no games better than Depression Quest you misogynist shitlord

Gravefront
Feb 5, 2014

by Ralp

You just made my evening

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Falsum posted:

lol are those people aware that GTA V and Call of Duty are the best sellers?

they were all 2nd place to Gone Home, game of the year 2013 in over 40 well regarded gaming publications

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Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

Falsum posted:

lol are those people aware that GTA V and Call of Duty are the best sellers?

They've decided their course of action will now be to eternally roleplay as though they're living out an alternate universe where Zoe Quinn spiritbombed the entire gaming community into oblivion and ushered in a cultural utopia

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