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MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Ah yes, the only way a vagina is clean is if it is hairless! How silly of us!

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AlwaysWetID34
Mar 8, 2003
*shrug*

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Ah yes, the only way a vagina is clean is if it is hairless! How silly of us!

I didn't mean the opposite of dirty, I meant the look.

I like being able to see the vagina when watching porn, I guess I'm a freak.

I really, honestly didn't mean to make some kind of political arguemnt for or against pubic hair. Can we all agree that a crotch full of razor burn, or an rear end full of zits, or any other sort of sore or blemish around either actor's pubic region is generally not attractive? Maybe some people are into that sort of thing? Surely there is a way to have a groomed public region and not have red pock marks everywhere.


\/\/\/ poo poo, dude, reread that last paragraph again \/\/\/

AlwaysWetID34 fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Aug 29, 2014

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009
poo poo, dude, you can still see a vagina with pubic hair.

That, and there's a middle ground between Amazon rainforest level of pubes and prepubescent-looking.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

McFunkerson posted:

I didn't mean the opposite of dirty, I meant the look.

I like being able to see the vagina when watching porn, I guess I'm a freak.

I really, honestly didn't mean to make some kind of political arguemnt for or against pubic hair. Can we all agree that a crotch full of razor burn, or an rear end full of zits, or any other sort of sore or blemish around either actor's pubic region is generally not attractive? Maybe some people are into that sort of thing? Surely there is a way to have a groomed public region and not have red pock marks everywhere.


\/\/\/ poo poo, dude, reread that last paragraph again \/\/\/

a lot of modern porn, what with HD and the graphic poo poo has moved away from an idealistic blemish free world into one that embraces the reality that humans are hairy, sometimes fat, etx etc and razor burn is just one of those things. it's part of the reality but you don't have to think its gross OR appealing to just accept that it's part of the reality of shaving pubes


in that note DP you got tips for pube shaving and or permanent removal??

The Repo Man
Jul 31, 2013

I Remember...

echinopsis posted:

in that note DP you got tips for pube shaving and or permanent removal??

They answer that in the Sex Questions Megathread

Sex Questions Megathread posted:

- Shaving can be tricky. Some people swear by it, some people swear at it. Go slowly, use a mirror or a partner, and have plenty of shaving cream and ingrown-prevention lotion (they make genital-specific versions that may be more helpful). If you’re just starting out, shave in the direction of the hair, and only do one pass per area; it won’t be perfectly smooth, but it’ll be a lot less irritated -- you can work up to doing more later.

- Trimming is a convenient middle ground. If your hair is really long, use scissors to trim until it’s under an inch. Then you can use a small electric shaver with a short blade guard. No stubble, no red bumps, and no crazy itchy regrowth.

- Waxing: someone else should write about this oh god.

- Laser hair removal is the most expensive up-front, but also the most permanent. Go to a clinic (overseen by a doctor, please!) and get zapped. It hurts, and it’ll probably take about six sessions before being smooth for good, but the results should last for years, if not forever.

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.
Shave using a sharp razor. Go with the grain always - a bit of stubble will NOT show up, even with HD video and really great lighting. I use Schick Intuition with as few passes as possible, and after I get out of the shower and pat the area dry I put unscented gel deodorant on the area.

In my experience, the key is consistency.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Quit wasting your loving time and go to a good waxer.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
You know you have to let hair regrow between waxes, right? So there would be plenty of time where you couldn't work.

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.
Not to mention that with waxing you are more prone to ingrown hairs - especially imbedded ones, and waxing is significantly more expensive than shaving. As well, it is very unattractive the first few days especially if you have sensitive skin. The best thing to do would be to get laser hair removal but y know, it's expensive and many women don't want to be lasered bald for life.

EvilElmo
May 10, 2009
Waxing would be a tax deduction.

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

EvilElmo posted:

Waxing would be a tax deduction.

So are supplies for shaving.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Get waxed a few times and the regrowth is minimal. I get horrific in-growns from shaving, whereas waxing is ~5 weeks of having to nothing at all. I pay $125 with tip for modified brazillian, brow tint, brow wax, lash tint and eyelash extensions about every 6 weeks. And this is in SF at a nice salon, I see the owner.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Get waxed a few times and the regrowth is minimal. I get horrific in-growns from shaving, whereas waxing is ~5 weeks of having to nothing at all. I pay $125 with tip for modified brazillian, brow tint, brow wax, lash tint and eyelash extensions about every 6 weeks. And this is in SF at a nice salon, I see the owner.

In her book, Jenna Jameson says pornstars shave using neosporin instead of shave gel to cut down on razor burns. Somehow there are still a nonzero number of pornstars that look like they have chlamydia.

Atomizer
Jun 24, 2007



darkpriest posted:

Condoms do not sell. There are lots of companies that tried to move all condom and it basically killed them. The only company that has been able to pull it off over the years is Wicked Pictures, which has primarily been a high end feature company that are heavy on story. Condoms also greatly increase the time on set. I produce content for Wicked as well the condoms are very difficult for the performers. It easily takes twice as long to shoot a scene, which raises the cost of production greatly.

So, uh, why is it when they use condoms, they pretty much always do it incorrectly? I mean, they'll use them in the middle, during the majority of the scene, but before and after that there will usually be unprotected oral sex (one or both ways) and often at the end there will be a regular, direct-contact money shot. Sometimes they'll even continue to go at it after removing the condom. All of that completely defeats the purpose of condoms in the first place. That's, I think, the most aggravating thing about it; I'm not telling them how to perform, but when they obviously make mistakes like that it's very noticeable.

EvilElmo posted:

Waxing would be a tax deduction.

The legal term is, "wax deduction!" :eng101: :downsrim:

I have no regrets!

ZoneManagement
Sep 25, 2005
Forgive me father for I have sinned
Not should you. That awful pun made me chuckle.

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.
I deduct my sex toys, lightbulbs, most cosmetics, lingerie, and even this computer. The list of things that sex workers can deduct is quite extensive. The opposite side to that is that if you are audited it can be hellish to wade through whether or not it's possible that these things are used other than for work exclusively and balancing percentages can be a pain in the rear end as well.

I think it might even be possible for a performer to write off a percentage of her gas or even a plane ticket if she's traveling for work.

RudeVegetables
Jul 23, 2007
That turnip looks just like a thingy!
Fallen Rib
Always great threads, thankyou DarkPriest!
My question involves Cytherea -are her amazing squirting orgasms real? I hope so, she always looks like she's having a great time cumming really strongly. Maybe its just her schtick but she seems to be more real than other actresses. In that regard anyway.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
I bartend at a local bar in Vegas. We're located pretty close to places where the AVN awards or events are held and while I wouldn't say anything goes here, people have a good time and late a night interesting things go down and no one really seems to mind. Because of this I've met about a dozen or so people in the industry around AVN time and the one thing that was true of all of them is that while they were here, they all go to the bathroom an excessive amount of time (every ten minutes or so) to do cocaine. My questions is: Is my experience the result of a bunch of young people placed in the special party atmosphere that conventions provide, or is that much cocaine use constant in their day to day lives? Because man, it's a lot and I've served some pretty heavy cocaine users/dealers over the years.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

CubanMissile posted:

I bartend at a local bar in Vegas. We're located pretty close to places where the AVN awards or events are held and while I wouldn't say anything goes here, people have a good time and late a night interesting things go down and no one really seems to mind. Because of this I've met about a dozen or so people in the industry around AVN time and the one thing that was true of all of them is that while they were here, they all go to the bathroom an excessive amount of time (every ten minutes or so) to do cocaine. My questions is: Is my experience the result of a bunch of young people placed in the special party atmosphere that conventions provide, or is that much cocaine use constant in their day to day lives? Because man, it's a lot and I've served some pretty heavy cocaine users/dealers over the years.

I can't speak for drug use amongst the workers but I can say that cocaine can easily run you to $600 / gram in Australia so there is a very good chance this is far less endemic than it is in the USA.

Lerius
Mar 9, 2013
Being your own continent with no attached neighbors comes with perks!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Both Paige Turnah and Gianna Michaels quit porn to work at studios (as have others I'm sure). Do studios offer great jobs for former talent, because it seems like it'd be a step down in money but also mean they didn't have to have sex on camera.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
How are some of the more hardcore scenes in like some Evil Angel films are not considered borderline scat? I saw a scene in an Adriano flick and it's hard to imagine how parts of that pass any kind of morality test. I know "it's not real" but it is real . I'm not arguing for any kind of censorship just, well, if that passes the morality tests tehn what doesn't?

Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011
What was he doing, eating out a butthole? That's like SOP now.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
A bit of the ole dick in da butt, with the camera perspective being down by her rear end, and he pulls out and she does whatever it is you do to make your anus prolapse a bit, while a brown liquid flows out, and it goes straight rear end-2-mouth and chokes her with that poo poo-liquid covered dick for a substantial time.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

echinopsis posted:

A bit of the ole dick in da butt, with the camera perspective being down by her rear end, and he pulls out and she does whatever it is you do to make your anus prolapse a bit, while a brown liquid flows out, and it goes straight rear end-2-mouth and chokes her with that poo poo-liquid covered dick for a substantial time.

Welcome to the new vanilla.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
How choreographed are the sex scenes? In complex scenes with more than two people, would there be storyboards?

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Ever worked with Lela Star? Any thoughts on how she looks now with her "enhancements"?

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

Roman Reigns posted:

Ever worked with Lela Star? Any thoughts on how she looks now with her "enhancements"?

Terrible. That's my opinion. No idea why she thought that was a good idea. It made her look older too.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

http://www.cracked.com/article_21748_7-horrifying-lessons-learned-directing-porno.html

How much of that is bollocks and what's just the outsider's look on things?

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
Great thread, man. Really interesting insights.

I remember someone asked in one of the previous threads if you'd ever worked with Rachel Roxx. How about Nikki Sexx or Jenni Lee?

Mindisgone
May 18, 2011

Yeah, well you know...
That's just like, your opinion man.
I just took this whole thread straight to the head like a 6 ft. bong hit. Holy poo poo its great to stumble upon these seriously interesting threads.

DP, have you heard much about (or know performers who personally are on) these escort sites for porn stars? I thought it was too good to be true when I first saw it.

More than a few people have been asking opinions on their favorite stars. My favorites are:

1. Eva Angelina
2. Vanessa Vendetta

Have you ever met and or worked with these fine foxes? What were they like?

Do all of your male friends at one point or another ask you to get them a gig as a male performer? I suppose if that got really annoying you could mislead them to a gay studio and laugh your rear end off the next day.

How about the tease performers like your Next door Nikki or Sweet Krissy. They seem to have a strong following without having to get their hands dirty. Do you see those performers ever making the transfer to mainstream porn?

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Mindisgone posted:

I just took this whole thread straight to the head like a 6 ft. bong hit. Holy poo poo its great to stumble upon these seriously interesting threads.

DP, have you heard much about (or know performers who personally are on) these escort sites for porn stars? I thought it was too good to be true when I first saw it.

More than a few people have been asking opinions on their favorite stars. My favorites are:

1. Eva Angelina
2. Vanessa Vendetta

Have you ever met and or worked with these fine foxes? What were they like?

Do all of your male friends at one point or another ask you to get them a gig as a male performer? I suppose if that got really annoying you could mislead them to a gay studio and laugh your rear end off the next day.

How about the tease performers like your Next door Nikki or Sweet Krissy. They seem to have a strong following without having to get their hands dirty. Do you see those performers ever making the transfer to mainstream porn?

One of Darkpriest's old threads had some outtake videos with Eva Angelina where she couldn't stop laughing.

Crap, looks like that was older than "post history" covers.

Mindisgone
May 18, 2011

Yeah, well you know...
That's just like, your opinion man.

Hydrolith posted:

One of Darkpriest's old threads had some outtake videos with Eva Angelina where she couldn't stop laughing.

Crap, looks like that was older than "post history" covers.

judging from his posts here he probably didn't like her non stop laughter very much but she always did come off as playful to me.

I guess that thread is too old even with archives enabled?

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

I did a search and I think these are all the past threads:


2/25/2005
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1474712

10/1/2005
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1682063

3/23/2006
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1833704

3/24/2006
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1834233

9/23/2006
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2082932

7/1/2007
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2543257

5/25/2008
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2858945

4/4/2010
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3288488

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

darkpriest posted:

constantly. I'd much rather just have a freelance writer that could collaborate with me on changing up basic premises.

If there was someone who was willing as talent to also be willing to be a sounding board for such and who has good knowledge of basic screenwriting premises and a background in such, would there be a market for them? Coz after I changed majors I was a creative writing major with a focus in screenwriting, and while I didn't get super far due to those "FEMALE IN STEM FIELD" scholarships disappearing, and then "FEMALE ACCTING MAJOR" schoalrships drying up, after becoming an English major drying up my college fund disappeared fast, but I have a background in creative writing with a focus in screenwriting, which as far as i got was "basic conventions and formatting for screen vs. a novel" but still, I'm sure it's more than most in the industry have.

I know you said find an agent earlier, and I've been looking, but a lot of the agents that I've found via google seem shady as gently caress. Any agents you'd recommend? I still have about another 10lbs or so to be fully HWP cause I have small tits (b-cup, and it's a lot easier to balance out a Dcup at 5'6 145 than a Bcup at 5'6 145), but every agent that shows up just has a shady as gently caress looking website. (or are "are only looking for talent in the LA area unless talent is willing to pay their own travel expenses" and gently caress that poo poo). So I'm a bit iffy on submitting my shots while still being about 10lbs overweight. I mean, I'm not fat fat like I used to be, but I mean, you can see that I have about 10 extra lbs on me. Cause it seems like the market is either "sexy thin girls" or "BBW" and not "average/normal sized" girls. If you know an agent that takes normal sized girls, post em, cause I don't have PM's. or if you feel uncomfortable with that, lemme know, and I'll give my email.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

drat. Just did a quick check and can't find it.

ZoneManagement
Sep 25, 2005
Forgive me father for I have sinned

Well ok.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

My Lovely Horse posted:

http://www.cracked.com/article_21748_7-horrifying-lessons-learned-directing-porno.html

How much of that is bollocks and what's just the outsider's look on things?

Most of it sounds similar to what darkpriest has posted. Especially the whole "movie is worthless with the pop" stuff. He's said before that if a male actor cums too early and they don't get the shot it can end his career as word gets around that's his performance is not up to standards.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


darkpriest posted:

There is nothing required for a woman to take birth control. I don't know if requiring birth control via a contract would even be legal. In any case nearly all the performers I've ever known take birth control. It seems to be mixed between the pill or the shot. I've run across a few that have an IUD.

I'm sure there has to be at least a few incidents of unplanned pregnancy from a scene with either a girl not on birth control or the birth control not being completely effective. I don't know of any. That isn't something most people would ever discuss. They would most likely keep it very private.

On the off chance that someone did get pregnant (and she kept it), is there a rider on their contract that the father wouldn't be on the hook for child support? That would suck, big time.

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technotronic
Sep 7, 2014
Earlier this year I ran into some short videos that were branded 10secondstofap.com or 30secondsfap, something like that. They were great but I'm googling (and even binging) those phrases now and finding nothing. Does anyone know how to get that stuff?

The videos were classy, high production, and very "natural". No tattoos, no platform heels, very soft make-up, natural tits, etc.


edit: I'm aware that this is a bit off-topic but while we're in between two darkpriest's appearances this seems to be turning into a general porn thread. Of course I'm also interested in his opinion about this style of production.

technotronic fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Oct 7, 2014

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