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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

DannyTanner posted:

UYD having a show in Holywood, CA on Friday, 9/12 at 10pm at Hollywood Improv.

http://hollywood.improv.com/event.cfm?id=338842

Gonna buy tickets to this when I get home from work, thanks.

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Binowru: Feb 15, 2007; I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

DannyTanner posted:

UYD having a show in Holywood, CA on Friday, 9/12 at 10pm at Hollywood Improv.

http://hollywood.improv.com/event.cfm?id=338842

See y'all there :cool:

# ? Aug 28, 2014 03:37

Rusty Rickshaw: Apr 30, 2008

Rewind dem Jizzface!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:18

mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; go caps haha

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*reggae trumpets*

# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:45

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

mcvey posted:

*reggae trumpets*

Straight Skatin' with Schneer and Laterne

# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:14

Boatswain: May 29, 2012

Holy poo poo 429 is on point, Seth was on fire.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 04:25

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

Boatswain posted:

Holy poo poo 429 is on point, Seth was on fire.

Seven years at a dispensary is apparently the best comedic training money can buy. Second City needs to convert or close down in my opinion.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 04:55

Biodome: Nov 21, 2006; Gerry

Barely listening to 428 but the ask Amy bit and Seth's impression of the husband was gold. WHAT DOES HIS DICK DO?

# ? Aug 29, 2014 05:51

Willeh: Jun 25, 2003; God hates a coward

I would watch an east-la cholo zombie movie.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:52

SeaborneClink: Aug 27, 2010; MAWP... MAWP!

This needs to be nominated for UYD junk food of the week.

Cappuccino :barf:

# ? Aug 29, 2014 19:07

Greggy: Apr 14, 2007; Hands raw with high fives.

the potato chips he ate at the end of the last episode were another one of those dumb 'do us a flavor' chips already, probably he saw the cappuccino ones and didn't think it was worth it, even for the show

# ? Aug 29, 2014 19:32

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

i just ate a bag of the capuchinno flavored ones. Pretty gross.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 22:07

egon_beeblebrox: Mar 1, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

I haven't eaten any, but the smell of the Cappuccino made me nauseous as Hell.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 02:52

flesh dance: May 6, 2009

They're gross. The person that offered me the bag was like "I bought these at a gas station a few hours ago and they're terrible and I knew they'd be terrible but I just keep eating them... I don't know why... take them"

# ? Aug 30, 2014 04:32

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

man why would you buy something you know is going to be gross, just to confirm that its gross.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 05:05

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

I actually had some of those Wasabi Ginger Lays right before they came up on the show. Not half bad, but like 90% wasabi.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 06:29

Not Al-Qaeda: Mar 20, 2012

I just started listening to the best of 2007 for this podcast and holy poo poo it's hilarious. The loving craigslist gay personal encounter messages, jesus.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:25

Brock Samson: May 13, 2003; I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Hey guy. Just two straight bros watching some pussy porn. No gay poo poo.

Leaky boners to the front of the line.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:10

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

Skiddat skat! Cock in my ear! Whoa-ohh! Raccoons in the trees! All the hip kats and kitties, sweet double hitness! Cum all over my knees! Cum on my knees.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:33

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

I loving love that seth left town for Y2K. I remember not even understanding what that meant at the time.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 12:05

MOVIE MAJICK: Jan 4, 2012; by Pragmatica

Has anyone ever made a huge compilation of ask Amys?

# ? Sep 1, 2014 15:30

Boatswain: May 29, 2012

Jippa posted:

I loving love that seth left town for Y2K. I remember not even understanding what that meant at the time.

He is so crazy, that awesome poor old man...

# ? Sep 1, 2014 15:40

RustyTrombone: Oct 23, 2007; by zen death robot

Nice of Seth to plug Tim and Eric's Bed Time Stories. 429 was incredible as usual.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 07:24

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

I find it interestng how much of a fan of tim and eric seth is

# ? Sep 2, 2014 12:49

Beeez: May 28, 2012

I really don't understand Seth's taste in things at all. He seems derisive of most things, but then the stuff he genuinely has an appreciation for often seems inexplicable too.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 13:46

RustyTrombone: Oct 23, 2007; by zen death robot

Beeez posted:

I really don't understand Seth's taste in things at all. He seems derisive of most things, but then the stuff he genuinely has an appreciation for often seems inexplicable too.

Tim and Eric makes sense, they often subvert the norm and satirize modern television and culture. Seth prys on the ordinary and unfresh. He also just loves watching motherfuckers get caught trying to explain their baited peed poo poo / bike stealing.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 17:53

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Seth understands and appreciates cool stuff, and is confused by and incited by lame stuff.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 18:17

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

I guess the only part about tim and eric that suprises me is the gross-out juvenille stuff. Just doesnt seem like his vibe. But whatevs, glad he likes it (I like tim and eric also)

# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:52

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

His love of World Star Hip Hip videos easily explains his love of Tim and Eric videos. The problem is now to explain his love of World Star Hip Hop.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 20:21

roach cum puddle: Jun 22, 2013; by Ralp

As a crazy fan I've always thought that they could make money through you paying(donating?) to have Seth give you his day-by-day DVR schedule for a week.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 20:33

Magic Underwear: May 14, 2003; Young Orc

Isn't this the first on-air confirmation that Seth works at a weed store? Even if it's only implicit, he says "there's people that haven't smoked weed in 8 years, they roll back in..." while he's talking about his job anniversary at ~30 minutes in to 429.

The irony of stone cold sober Seth working at a dispensary is awesome.

# ? Sep 2, 2014 23:25

im a girl btw: Jan 15, 2004

Magic Underwear posted:

Isn't this the first on-air confirmation that Seth works at a weed store? Even if it's only implicit, he says "there's people that haven't smoked weed in 8 years, they roll back in..." while he's talking about his job anniversary at ~30 minutes in to 429.

The irony of stone cold sober Seth working at a dispensary is awesome.

It is on UYD from what I can remember (although I haven't heard around 220-299) but he did mention it when they were guests on Marc Maron's show.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:25

bango skank: Jan 15, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ever since that bit of information came out, whenever I go to a new dispensary I wonder if it'll end up being the one he works at.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:34

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

I would lose all composure as soon as he started reading the names off the weed menu to me.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:39

WoG: Jul 13, 2004

Shadow Puppet Of posted:

I would lose all composure as soon as he started reading the names off the weed menu to me.

You order sight unseen, and either get weed, a horse, or nothing. Final sale, no returns.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:24

see you tomorrow: Jun 27, 2009

Someone send this to seth http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:40

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

Damo posted:

Skiddat skat! Cock in my ear! Whoa-ohh! Raccoons in the trees! All the hip kats and kitties, sweet double hitness! Cum all over my knees! Cum on my knees.

More poetry out of ep #80 via seth's daily journal starting at 48:00

I can't wait for gym
and going to the store
for a football book
with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders in the book.
And lots more things to do with football
and it costs three dollars.

This morning I fell down the stairs from the top
and my mother was outside warming up the car.
So I went outside to tell her it didn't really hurt
just a little bit on my back and head.

I have to get a tooth pulled today,
I'm going to ask If I can keep it.
And put it under my pillow,
and get about fifty cents from the tooth fairy.
I put it under my pillow,
and I got half a dollar.

The Dallas Cowboys are my favorite team
and I soaked my pants playing football.

I got a Tony Dorsett book
And it shows part of his house,
his dog, his wife and his daughter.
I can't wait for cupcakes.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 10:56