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Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

BottledBodhisvata posted:

I just want to chime in briefly before I chow down on some fuckin' succulent lamb chops that I think porn is great.

Alright sorry to interrupt, go back to--OH and also tits are sweet, love to see tits. Woooooo tits!

Not man tits though see, I'm sexist.

gently caress man, now I'm hungry. Hungry for lamb chops :(

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qwertyasdf
Nov 11, 2003

Close the thread its not funny again.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Lobster Harmonica posted:

Haha I came back and it's three new pages of the same guy begging everyone else to stop posting

basically the gaming journalism response so far in a nutshell

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Parallax Scroll posted:

we should kill all gamers

Parallax Scroll posted:

Speaking of which, I've noticed the AI prefers to take the long way if it means staying in counties that are part of the realm. What's the disadvantage of walking through foreign counties? Something to do with attrition?

:allears:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Parallax Scroll posted:

i sure love video games, which are for children

It's see spot run except with really amazing graphics

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

gaming journalism is important

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Addict posted:

Close the thread its not funny again.

censor my dick you shrike

Anal Papist
Jun 2, 2011

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Which is equally as terrible.



http://thefineyoungcapitalists.tumblr.com/post/96088765845/on-tone-policing
Ruh roh suddenly the numbers don't really add up!
edit - wait poo poo, do the artists that actually make the game (all women) only get 10% profit, the dude who runs this gets 10% and whatever he skims off the top all to himself? That's a lovely deal.


How bout you?


quote:

Of the remaining profits 10% will return to TFYC for future production, the other 90% will be split among all other investors based on their capital contribution during the crowdfunding stage. These contribution will be not be returned to the investors but transferred to a Charity of their choosing under The Fine Young Capitalists name. This transaction will be made through prepaid Visa on the Charities site, Bitcoin transaction or other arrangement if feasible by TFYC.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

“Why does the woman only get 8%”, it’s not because we don’t think she could get more (She get’s 30%+ of the profits that don’t go to charity"
Ruh roh suddenly the numbers don't really add up

You're good at math. If 26% doesn't go to charity, guess what 30% of 26% is.

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

edit - wait poo poo, do the artists that actually make the game (all women) only get 10% profit, the dude who runs this gets 10% and whatever he skims off the top all to himself? That's a lovely deal.

Learn to read, too.

XK fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Aug 31, 2014

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Yeup, that "8% royalties" thing that goes to the woman who wins the contest only accounts for 30% of the profit, with the rest going to the head organizer. It's okay though he's claimed several times that it's business first and social issues second.

quote:

8% of the Net Profits will go to the Creator of the game.

10% of the Net Profits will go to the Production company that develops the game. In this case it is Autobotika a South American production company. Their share of the profits will go to developing the Colombian Video game industry.

8.2% of the Net Profits will be collected by TFYC which will be used for future contests.

73.8% of the Net Profits will be split among all other investors based on their capital contribution during the crowdfunding stage. These contribution will be not be returned to the investors but transferred to a Charity of their choosing under The Fine Young Capitalists name. This transaction will be made through prepaid Visa on the Charities site, Bitcoin transaction or other arrangement if feasible by TFYC.

Tell me again about how the rest of the money goes to the organizers?

Denim Dude
Feb 21, 2006

i didn't buy shit. i don't know what the fuck is going on.
i am enjoying the fact that parallax scrolls low effort trolls are having such a good payoff.

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Shadowlyger posted:

Just gonna keep this for posterity.

Go ahead. This poo poo is the dumbest thing I've seen in a while. I honestly don't understand why anyone cares that a lovely game got on greenlight, or that a bunch of nerds hosed a fat gamer gurl.

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

Parallax Scroll posted:

i sure love video games, which are for children

Lmao your post history is thousands of posts of you taking video games really seriously you childtoy loving retard

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Denim Dude posted:

i am enjoying the fact that parallax scrolls low effort trolls are having such a good payoff.

Well if you keep making GBS threads everywhere people are bound to notice.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Lobster Harmonica posted:

Lmao your post history is thousands of posts of you taking video games really seriously you childtoy loving retard

i used to like childrens toys when i was much younger, its true

you still love them right now

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

Parallax Scroll posted:

i used to like childrens toys when i was much younger, its true

you still love them right now

you just quoted a post from when I was younger and I don't feel that way anymore

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Addict posted:

Close the thread its not funny again.

dirty nub
Jan 19, 2009

I looked at a pixelated cartoon butt on my computer screen today, did I do a rape?

Denim Dude
Feb 21, 2006

i didn't buy shit. i don't know what the fuck is going on.

Xelkelvos posted:

Tell me again about how the rest of the money goes to the organizers?

not to mention the fact that the "head organizer" said he was not making anything at all. all the profits that are allocated to the TFYC go to the female devs.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

So serious discussion time...What is going to happen after the advertisers cuff the ears of the errant keyboard warrior bloggers? I'm guessing Zoe will have a comfortable amount of money to live on for a while but will be relegated back to the sad fatpile of indie devs she crawled out of, and will spend the rest of her time trying to stir up controversy about women's rights while getting slammed by guys with greasy hair but unable to break into any sort of legitimacy or have anyone other than a very small group of Twitter people take her seriously.

Nathan Grayson will either get fired, or put on serious probationary term and cry at his desk.

Phil Fish will keep holding Fez 2 over the heads of his loyal fanbase, commit suicide a few times a month, and be hacked again by Phil Fish.

Anita will return to her house and pretty much has no real reason to not continue on her current path of making mad bucks off really angry dudes with her mediocre youtube videos. Occasionally she will take a death threat seriously when it seems like attention on her videos might wane. Sometimes she makes good points about ladies, other times it's 'Why isn't Princhess Peach dressed in overalls?'

Adam Baldwin will continue to troll SJWs and lie-berals

Dobson will make a bad comic about how THE GIRLS WIN, DEAL WITH IT with his blue bear character making an angry Dreamworks face

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

:gas:

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

Parallax Scroll posted:

gaming journalism is important

Did you buy a fedora lately?

Listen people just take the fedora off, there's a design flaw that constricts blood flow in the head.

Harrison Ford you say... no, no that wasn't a real hat you fools. It was movie magic.

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012
These last few pages were particularly bad.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Everytime something funny happens no effort unfunny shitposters swarm in :(

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i like videogames jizzing on my face

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
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A. Beaverhausen posted:

Everytime something funny happens no effort unfunny shitposters swarm in :(

Parallax Scroll posted:

gbs has been unfunny the entire time i have been here

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

i am... extremely gay

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I don't care I just want to see something crash and burn it could be anyone involved at this point.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

videogames are good and important and it matters what videogame journalists say

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

Parallax Scroll make another shitpost so I can quote it and go "Hi Zoe."

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

Parallax Scroll posted:

videogames are good and important and it matters what videogame journalists say

Hi Zoe.

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Parallax Scroll posted:

videogames are good and important and it matters what videogame journalists say

You, I like you.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Parallax Scroll posted:

i define my life based on video games

lmao your username is a videogame/computer thing

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

cock hero flux posted:

lmao your username is a videogame/computer thing

thats true

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

Everybody freakin relax!... This is... what Zoe wants..... :sigh:

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

if these filthy feminists get their way, soon it will be legal to infect gamers with AIDS

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Nanomashoes posted:

if these filthy feminists get their way, soon it will be legal to infect gamers with AIDS

thats hosed up

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Parallax Scroll posted:

i used to like childrens toys when i was much younger, its true

you still love them right now

holy loving lol youre trolling a loving internet thread about this poo poo trying to pretend you've suddenly become a mature and contributing human being in the couple of years since you posted endlessly about videogames

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Addict posted:

Close the thread its not funny again.

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Nanomashoes posted:

if these filthy feminists get their way, soon it will be legal to infect gamers with AIDS

just wait, only 55 years to go

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