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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
those who view? Is that UK only?

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Unknownmass
Nov 3, 2007
is this the leak that teaches people to take security on the internet seriously? nope

Tromboner
Jan 17, 2006

kindermord posted:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/sep/01/if-you-click-on-jennifer-lawrences-naked-pictures-youre-perpetuating-her-abuse


it's amusing how journalists have replaced priests as the ones ones who wag their fingers and tell us we're naughty



too bad i'm an ajournist :smug:

There are suggestions that prosecution may result not only for the hacker of the photos, but for those who view and share them.

Everyone ITT is going to jail.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Unknownmass posted:

is this the leak that teaches people to take security on the internet seriously? nope

I sure hope not.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

Ponce de Le0n posted:

It's the guardian.

I'm used to the grauniad doing things like publishing about corruption and kiddie-fiddlers, not publishing hyperbole about idiots putting poo poo on the internet thinking it's safe.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

Those pictures are going to have some lasting impact on these girls. Even worse is seeing some try the Rhiana Superbowl image lawsuit threat for their own images.

Is it though? Scarlett Johansson seems to be doing fine. Not that that makes it any less lovely of a thing to do.

e: you probably meant other than career wise in which case yeah, it sucks

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EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!

AstheWorldWorlds posted:

Uh, suggestions from who? Internet comments? There might be a case for distribution, perhaps, but the article is flailing.

There's a platonic counter out there of nude photo views, everytime someone looks, it goes up.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

If they're going to go after everybody who views the photos then I hope the country is prepared to shut down for a few weeks.

Ty1990 fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Sep 1, 2014

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
I just noticed that Yvonne Strahovski uses a Galaxy S5 with a Zero Lemon Battery, what a nerd :flashfap:. Kinda stands out with all these other ladies using Iphone 5's. Guess it wasn't just iCloud that got hacked.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Tromboner posted:

There are suggestions that prosecution may result not only for the hacker of the photos, but for those who view and share them.

Everyone ITT is going to jail.

My butt is too supple and tight for jail :smith:

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011

Ty1990 posted:

If they're going to go after everybody who views the photos then I hope country is prepared to shut down for a few weeks.

Congress, the House, Supreme Court, high ranking generals, and even the president himself. Hell of a way to go down fellas.

AstheWorldWorlds
May 4, 2011
The author of the article is now saying the photos are equivalent to child pornography in the comments section.

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!

AstheWorldWorlds posted:

The author of the article is now saying the photos are equivalent to child pornography in the comments section.

Hahaha nope.

Unknownmass
Nov 3, 2007

Mister Fister posted:

I just noticed that Yvonne Strahovski uses a Galaxy S5 with a Zero Lemon Battery, what a nerd :flashfap:. Kinda stands out with all these other ladies using Iphone 5's. Guess it wasn't just iCloud that got hacked.

ehh could have been the boyfriend's icloud, the photos were sent taken and sent to someone

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Not going to lie I had to look up Mackayla Maroney's birthdate to make sure I was in the clear.

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
You guys do know of course, that these pictures were released by the Obama administration to divert attention away from his weak stance on ISIS and Ukraine. Trust me. You'll be seeing nude selfies of Michelle floating around in a day or two.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Nudes of Michelle Obama would extremely be my poo poo.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Ty1990 posted:

If they're going to go after everybody who views the photos then I hope country is prepared to shut down for a few weeks.

In actuality this gay earth is our prison and the punishment is Jennifer Lawrence never doing a live HD nude scene in a movie.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Tromboner posted:

There are suggestions that prosecution may result not only for the hacker of the photos, but for those who view and share them.

Everyone ITT is going to jail.

Jokes on you, I'm waiting for dick pics only.

AstheWorldWorlds
May 4, 2011

Guy Fleegman posted:

You guys do know of course, that these pictures were released by the Obama administration to divert attention away from his weak stance on ISIS and Ukraine. Trust me. You'll be seeing nude selfies of Michelle floating around in a day or two.

Now tempted to make an article on beforeitsnews saying just this. Maybe I'll include some satanism/ufos too.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Guy Fleegman posted:

You guys do know of course, that these pictures were released by the Obama administration to divert attention away from his weak stance on ISIS and Ukraine. Trust me. You'll be seeing nude selfies of Michelle floating around in a day or two.

hosed up if true

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

vyst posted:

Nudes of Michelle Obama would extremely be my poo poo.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

vyst posted:

Nudes of Michelle Obama would extremely be my poo poo.

Holy gently caress imagine the Fox News reaction.

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Holy gently caress imagine the Fox News reaction.

Fox News posted:

While telling children to eat healthier the woman has a fat rear end. Now after trying to distract us from Benghazi and Hilary's run can we expect a Clinton sex tape to be coming soon? This reporter says yes.

Tromboner
Jan 17, 2006
Imagine if Monica Lewinsky happened today. Horny old Bill probably would've videoed it and it would be everywhere.

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005
imagine the circus if j-law killed herself over this

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

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Jul 7, 2009

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vyst posted:

Not going to lie I had to look up Mackayla Maroney's birthdate to make sure I was in the clear.

you arent if the pictures were taken before she turned 18

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Hey guys... guys...










boobs.

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
When I saw the photoshop tag I figured this was a thread full of particularly hilarious fake nudes of celebs in wacky scenarios when in actuality

:stare:

Can't wait to see what this hacker looks like lmao way to go down for the cause bro

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Ty1990 posted:

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Xenoletum posted:

you arent if the pictures were taken before she turned 18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqgjtlDakU4

Pong Daddy
Oct 12, 2012
Obamas gonna get impeached for viewing photos of jlaw. calling it.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Pong Daddy posted:

Obamas gonna get impeached for viewing photos of jlaw. calling it.

His defense will be that literally everyone in America looked at the pictures don't deny it motherfuckers

Dilettante.
Feb 18, 2011
'Whatchu' in for?'

'I saw a brief terrible quality webm of Kaley Cuoco's cooter.'

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

Dilettante. posted:

'Whatchu' in for?'

'I saw a brief terrible quality webm of Kaley Cuoco's cooter.'

"so same as everyone else then"

I wonder wholl be left to use as prison guards

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

PrBacterio posted:

"so same as everyone else then"

I wonder wholl be left to use as prison guards

Mormons
can you even imagine

AstheWorldWorlds
May 4, 2011

PrBacterio posted:

"so same as everyone else then"

I wonder wholl be left to use as prison guards

The Amish.

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Pong Daddy posted:

Obamas gonna get impeached for viewing photos of jlaw. calling it.

as head of the NSA, obama has nude pics of just about everyone

technically he has the largest collection of underage porn in the history of earth

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cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian

XK posted:



Her pictures were leaked too.

This is a cool reaction.

Have any of the other also had sardonic, relaxed reactions yet? JLawrence basically built an entire brand out of being the "chill, relatable" girl whose cool with falling down and making weird faces and making fun of the whole celebrity thing. obviously nude pics are a whole 'nother universe from that but still... come on. loving millionare for life, can anything short of physical harm be too unbearable?

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