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cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian

Quarex posted:

Is this seriously the first time you have seen a fat guy with a not-fat woman? Because, like, you are not looking very hard if so.

neckbeard tho

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Who is that?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Quarex posted:

Is this seriously the first time you have seen a fat guy with a not-fat woman? Because, like, you are not looking very hard if so.

i'm jealous it ain't my bloated pasty rear end

Pong Daddy
Oct 12, 2012

here, put this hat on. it will make your head look enormous.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

ahahahahahaahahahahahahaha we're all fuckedq

It was labeled Victoria Justice in one imgur album.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Vintimus Prime posted:

Who's the chick, can't tell?

You're going to jail, motha fucka (if that guy above is right about who it is).

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I wonder if she asked for the ole dickeye or if it was a surprise?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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goons jealous over a fatty getting a 10/10 lol. goldmine this bitch.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Dead Precedents posted:

You're going to jail, motha fucka (if that guy above is right about who it is).

He's not, it's the girl from Zoe 101 (whatever that is).

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I love how this entire thing is causing the internet to assemble and scramble around like never before.

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

cis white male posted:

i haven't had a girlfriend since 2011

lol this thread is so great for so many reasons

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

XK posted:

People are saying that's Maisie Williams and John Bradley from Game of Thrones. If so, she's underage.

lmao no it's not

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


its victoria justice, who ive never heard of. i did look her up though, apparently victoria justice is her actual birth name :eyepop:

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!
This is a level of collective action I don't think humanity has engaged in for many years.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

TheJoker138 posted:

He's not, it's the girl from Zoe 101 (whatever that is).

Sweet. Still hella jealous of that fat gently caress.

Pong Daddy
Oct 12, 2012
it literally looks nothing like maisie williams other than "brunette white chick"

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

it's the chick from a ton of preteen shows on nick jr. my 10 year old watches them all the time

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Neo Duckberg posted:

goons jealous over a fatty getting a 10/10 lol. goldmine this bitch.

I'm more just annoyed with myself that I didn't move to Hollywood a decade ago and get a job cleaning studio toilets or some poo poo

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Pong Daddy posted:

it literally looks nothing like maisie williams other than "brunette white chick"

White people all look the same to me and I'm white.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I love how this entire thing is causing the internet to assemble and scramble around like never before.

It combines celebrities and naked women, which is like what 90% of the internet is about.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I love how this entire thing is causing the internet to assemble and scramble around like never before.

a real bonding experience among the community


cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian
All these actresses should make a movie together depicting this

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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wheres the dick pics at god drat. check you're privilege

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

XK posted:

People are saying that's Maisie Williams and John Bradley from Game of Thrones. If so, she's underage.

:lol:

Pong Daddy
Oct 12, 2012

cis white male posted:

All these actresses should make a movie together depicting this

James Franco to direct

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I suspect Dog with a Blog as the hacker

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

drunken officeparty posted:

i dont even get my jollies from lovely cell phone pics i just like looking at nakey famous people i shouldnt be able to see nakey

same, but I also like it because famous people lose even more privacy which is great because gently caress famous people. The only bad thing is that there are no dudes getting hacked

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Neo Duckberg posted:

wheres the dick pics at god drat. check you're privilege

There was a pic of Justin Verlander's floppy dick in one of Upton's pics.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Now watch as the iPhone 6 is introduced next tuesday with the brand new automatic dick detection protection, refusing to upload photos to iCloud if it thinks they contain too much skin, or god forbid an uncovered nipple

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Dead Precedents posted:

White people all look the same to me ...

True fact.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Madcosby posted:

Kirsten Dunst is probably so happy to be associated with all this

I'm pretty sure that her morning routine is to get up, have breakfast, and then scatter phones full of her nude photos all over the city in the hopes that she will somehow be relevant again.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Infidel Castro posted:

There was a pic of Justin Verlander's floppy dick in one of Upton's pics.

it was lame. fully erect or go home.

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!

Neo Duckberg posted:

it was lame. fully erect or go home.

Obviously fake, no penis can be un-erect around Kate Upton.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Neo Duckberg posted:

wheres the dick pics at god drat. check you're privilege

They best post some dong soon else I'm going to be pissed.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

error1 posted:

Now watch as the iPhone 6 is introduced next tuesday with the brand new automatic dick detection protection, refusing to upload photos to iCloud if it thinks they contain too much skin, or god forbid an uncovered nipple

Microsoft has algorithms that scan OneDrive for kiddie porn so anything is possible

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Neo Duckberg posted:

it was lame. fully erect or go home.

there's one of his erect dong in the big collection of all the random chicks he banged

naem
May 29, 2011

error1 posted:

Now watch as the iPhone 6 is introduced next tuesday with the brand new automatic dick detection protection, refusing to upload photos to iCloud if it thinks they contain too much skin, or god forbid an uncovered nipple

They'd make more $$ if it had nude celeb auto alerts lol

california roll
Feb 23, 2009
lol i always said the clod was evil but no one believed me

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

EasternBronze posted:

Obviously fake, no penis can be un-erect around Kate Upton.

Wow, have you never seen a real rear end IRL?

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


wonder how much apple stock is going to drop tomorrow. wiull jlaw tits pop the tech bubble??

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