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this was interesting but looped back around to pathetic
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Sep 1, 2014 07:57
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Gaunab posted:this was interesting but looped back around to pathetic this pretty much sums up all masturbation.
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Sep 1, 2014 07:58
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Gaunab posted:this was interesting but looped back around to pathetic lol yeah...yeah it had to loop back to pathetic
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Sep 1, 2014 07:58
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Dead Precedents posted:I wanna see microdicks and crook cocks. Make me feel better about myself. exactly 
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Light Gun Man posted:Jude Law is cool, he was in eXistenZ. another very underrated film. Yeah Crash is really sexy and weird, but it's still kind of stuck in the past while eXistenZ is a better representation of the relationship between technology and human orifices moving forward. we're all going to get caught in loops, it was Inception before Inception The Fly is still peak Cronenburg though and goddamnit I want a Jeffbloom dick pic, from then or now, i don't give a gently caress
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Sep 1, 2014 08:00
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I still smile to myself when I recall someone on these forums calling cucking "Republican gay."
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Sep 1, 2014 08:01
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cis white male posted:The Fly is still peak Cronenburg though and goddamnit I want a Jeffbloom dick pic, from then or now, i don't give a gently caress Isn't it kind of already out there in The Fly?
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TheJoker138 posted:Isn't it kind of already out there in The Fly? i didn't remember him being nude in it but I just googled "Jeff Goldblum nude" to check and there are DEFINITLEY dickpics of modern jeff goldblum on the internet and I take back what I said about wanting to see them
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Sep 1, 2014 08:04
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can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when this thread turned gay? was it my arrival?
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Sep 1, 2014 08:05
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MakaVillian posted:I wonder if Kate Upton is gonna be pissed that Verlander still has several pics and videos of random girls he's hosed on Dropbox? I was thinking the same thing. There are so many photos of other random girls in there, and 1 video of one girl, and 1 of another. Dude's gonna wake up to a shitstorm.
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Sep 1, 2014 08:05
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Justin Verlander fucks a lot of girls that aren't his girlfriend 
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cis white male posted:i didn't remember him being nude in it but I just googled "Jeff Goldblum nude" to check and there are DEFINITLEY dickpics of modern jeff goldblum on the internet and I take back what I said about wanting to see them I want to say on the blu ray you can totally see what he's got either when he goes through the machine or in one of the many sex scenes.
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TheJoker138 posted:I want to say on the blu ray you can totally see what he's got either when he goes through the machine or in one of the many sex scenes. shame you never got to see his mutant fly cock at the end of the film though, kinda ruined it for me tbh
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Quickscope420dad posted:shame you never got to see his mutant fly cock at the end of the film though, kinda ruined it for me tbh Should have at least been in the sequel.
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Sep 1, 2014 08:07
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hey what are you guys talking about and how does this thread have so many pages
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cis white male posted:i didn't remember him being nude in it but I just googled "Jeff Goldblum nude" to check and there are DEFINITLEY dickpics of modern jeff goldblum on the internet and I take back what I said about wanting to see them that big huh
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Quickscope420dad posted:can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when this thread turned gay? We can spread the blame around like cum on an actress' stomach.
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Sep 1, 2014 08:07
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wait isnt kate upton like married to prince harry or somethign
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Dead Precedents posted:We can spread the blame around like cum on an actress' stomach. giving you credit here for possibly weirdest simile i can remember
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Frostwerks posted:wait isnt kate upton like married to prince harry or somethign That's Kate MIDDLETON.
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Quickscope420dad posted:giving you credit here for possibly weirdest simile i can remember I'll take what I can get.
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Dead Precedents posted:We can spread the blame around like cum on an actress' stomach. gently caress man 
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kate upton kate middleton kate downton
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TheJoker138 posted:That's Kate MIDDLETON. Any nudes of her?
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Sep 1, 2014 08:11
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Quickscope420dad posted:can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when this thread turned gay? wanting to see weird crooked celeb dicks isn't gay
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Quickscope420dad posted:can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when this thread turned gay? It's when a bunch of guys got together to discuss what made them aroused. Nothing gayer than a bunch of guys getting together with erections. That is like science.
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Sep 1, 2014 08:12
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Boogaleeboo posted:It's when a bunch of guys got together to discuss what made them aroused. Nothing gayer than a bunch of guys getting together with erections. That is like science. this thread didn't choose to be gay
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Sep 1, 2014 08:13
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Fermented Tinal posted:Any nudes of her? Man, I wish. Then in a few years I could say I saw the Queen naked.
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Sep 1, 2014 08:13
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Ty1990 posted:Justin Verlander fucks a lot of girls that aren't his girlfriend
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:wanting to see weird crooked celeb dicks isn't gay yah i'm straight as hell, I just want to be able to reasonably approximate what it would feel like to have Gosling drape it over my shoulder
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Sep 1, 2014 08:13
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Fermented Tinal posted:Any nudes of her? Actually there are.
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:
like..DTF?
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Sep 1, 2014 08:14
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I think the big takeaway for me has been that Jennifer Lawrence is even cooler than her caked on media persona I mean she's really, really hot and she's also either cool enough or horny enough or insecure enough to let you gently caress her hot friend It's like there's a magical just world out there where good things happen but I'll never be a part of it
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Sep 1, 2014 08:14
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echronorian posted:like..DTF? Down to cuck.
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NO ONE POST NAKED PICS OF OUR ONCE AND FUTURE QUEEN jesus, there is a line
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Sep 1, 2014 08:14
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Soooooooooo are there any nude pics of Elizabeth II?
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cis white male posted:NO ONE POST NAKED PICS OF OUR ONCE AND FUTURE QUEEN Are there any naked photos of Queen Victoria?
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