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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Kaytwo posted:

lets thank the man who made all this possible

[timg]http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409588244092.jpg[timg]

It's even funnier when you realize that Steve Jobs was really angry over things like porn and made sure anything even remotely risqué got banned from the app store.

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Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG

texaholic posted:

Jlaw has some weird facial expressions. looks kinda depressed/scared/worried in those photos. She does have a bangin bod though, would def hit it.


Who the gently caress is Teresa Palmer, sounds like some bitch who works in accounting or something?

She is the only girl in the leaked photos that is chilling on beach side pools, nice Mediterranean style mansions and is the only one of those girls under 150 lb.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

itt we learn many hollywood starlets live in bodegas

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

texaholic posted:

Jlaw has some weird facial expressions. looks kinda depressed/scared/worried in those photos. She does have a bangin bod though, would def hit it.


Who the gently caress is Teresa Palmer, sounds like some bitch who works in accounting or something?

lol i feel sorry for you and your low standards. maybe if i was really drunk, maybe

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Enigma89 posted:

She is the only girl in the leaked photos that is chilling on beach side pools, nice Mediterranean style mansions and is the only one of those girls under 150 lb.

lol loving goons

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010
the downton abbey girl with the peen in her eye and the vid of her huffing some guys rear end is the best one by far.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


waiting for someone to call kate upton a hambeast

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

I hope jude law post nudes for #leakforjlaw

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

That poo poo is just as bad as the women I was with commenting last night "man she looks skinny." No that's what a healthy person looks like our perspective of what a human being is supposed to look like is so hosed.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

kate upton is the biggest winner

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

etalian posted:

It's even funnier when you realize that Steve Jobs was really angry over things like porn and made sure anything even remotely risqué got banned from the app store.

yeah, this is the guy who insisted on the loving infuriating walled garden model to keep porn off of his precious devices (to the point where you can't even buy a copy of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy without censor bars over the cover painting, lol) and yet we owe this massive flood of celebrity wedding tackle to his brainchildren.

life... uh.... finds a way

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

waiting for someone to call kate upton a hambeast

slam whale holy grail

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Enigma89 posted:

She is the only girl in the leaked photos that is chilling on beach side pools, nice Mediterranean style mansions and is the only one of those girls under 150 lb.

kill urself

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
tigers should probably release verlander, he's already disappointed this year and now he'll be sad that kate's mad at him

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
I like how reddit can't handle the load now. All of a sudden, everyone woke up to the fact that Hollywood Armageddon happened. 4chan's servers have held up really well.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

bonestructure posted:

yeah, this is the guy who insisted on the loving infuriating walled garden model to keep porn off of his precious devices (to the point where you can't even buy a copy of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy without censor bars over the cover painting, lol) and yet we owe this massive flood of celebrity wedding tackle to his brainchildren.

life... uh.... finds a way

The word sperm whale got censored in the Moby Dick iBook edition too.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol it was 7:45 in the morning and both were down. better fap before going to my crack-of-dawn job

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Enigma89 posted:

She is the only girl in the leaked photos that is chilling on beach side pools, nice Mediterranean style mansions and is the only one of those girls under 150 lb.

oh wow so super hot pics of her back at an awakrd distance while she stares out a window in bathtub, I just came five times.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

etalian posted:

The word sperm whale got censored in the Moby Dick iBook edition too.

you have got to be loving making GBS threads me

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
aww hell yaw i saw het tittays brahs

bro has all the leaks on google drive in the Fappening subreddit you jsut gotta keep refreshing it and youll see them all organized by name

Doflamingo
Sep 20, 2006

Nonsense posted:

kate upton is the biggest winner

oh, she is definitely the "biggest" lmao

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

etalian posted:

The word sperm whale got censored in the Moby **** iBook edition too.

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG

texaholic posted:

oh wow so super hot pics of her back at an awakrd distance while she stares out a window in bathtub, I just came five times.

A little more tasteful than a photo of a bunch of semen on her back, no? ALL I am saying is that this looks better for T. Palmer (whoever the gently caress she is) than for some of the other girls like Kate Upton.

Either way, it doesn't look really "good" for any of the girls but it is especially bad for some more so than others.

LethalGeek posted:

That poo poo is just as bad as the women I was with commenting last night "man she looks skinny." No that's what a healthy person looks like our perspective of what a human being is supposed to look like is so hosed.
Fat people have ruined the scale of normal.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
amanda bynes is one ugly hag now lol no amount of makeup will make her not uglified

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

bonestructure posted:

you have got to be loving making GBS threads me

Apple has a history of weird censorship removing everyone from sperm whale or even banning a cartoon app by a political cartoonists since the drawings mocked political figures

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Nonsense posted:

lol it was 7:45 in the morning and both were down. better fap before going to my crack-of-dawn job

It's labor day in the US and everyone i know is at home (probably fapping to this poo poo) today!

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

bonestructure posted:

yeah, this is the guy who insisted on the loving infuriating walled garden model to keep porn off of his precious devices (to the point where you can't even buy a copy of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy without censor bars over the cover painting, lol) and yet we owe this massive flood of celebrity wedding tackle to his brainchildren.

life... uh.... finds a way

Not if you're into homeopathic cures.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

I hate to be that guy but Upton really is just a 6 or 7 with a big pair of tits and a sort of pretty face. Photoshop works miracles for her.

Girl has a gut and a bad case of man-rear end. Verlanders rear end is better looking in that one pic of the two of them.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
hell i think the all the pictures leaked are on tpb

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



spudsbuckley posted:

I hate to be that guy but Upton really is just a 6 or 7 with a big pair of tits and a sort of pretty face. Photoshop works miracles for her.

Girl has a gut and a bad case of man-rear end. Verlanders rear end is better looking in that one pic of the two of them.

:goonsay:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Agrajag posted:

hell i think the all the pictures leaked are on tpb

they're like really relaly easy to find on reddit

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

LethalGeek posted:

That poo poo is just as bad as the women I was with commenting last night "man she looks skinny." No that's what a healthy person looks like our perspective of what a human being is supposed to look like is so hosed.

Calm down.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



hey, lack of hips/rear end or not, I wouldn't kick Upton out of bed for trying to sniff my rear end

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Fuckin poo poo a bunch of celebrity nudes got posted I better spaz the gently caress out about societies expectations of the female form in GBS.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
i know all the pics are pretty avg but come on it j.beezy with her tits out. it's a crime NOT to save all that for history. oh yeah and the kate upton person too.

Doflamingo
Sep 20, 2006

The Rage posted:

hey, lack of hips/rear end or not, I wouldn't kick Upton out of bed for trying to sniff my rear end

i'd let her put a curling iron up my rear end tbqh

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i spazzed out 3 times today to jennifer lawrence :getin:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I too was distracted and very taken with some scrub ball players rear end over Kate Upton's

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


each of kate uptons tits are individually slam whales

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