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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Medieval Medic posted:

Everyone is tripping over themselves to defend these women, but nobody cares that that dudes frank and beans are for all to see. :agesilaus:

STOP OBJECTIFYING MY PENIS GOD

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Justin Tyme posted:

i love how all the tumblristas flip the gently caress out about exploiting these women because their nudes got posted but noone gives a gently caress about famous baseballman's cock and balls, downton abbey girl's man's uncut dick, or james franco's little brother's wiener

nope, it's not about privacy in general, it's specifically a feminist issue

this, except ironically

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Decrepus posted:

You wouldn't steal a car but you would cum to a celeb's pic.

How about cumming on a car and stealing a celebs's pic ? Is that acceptable ? Is it a victimless crime ?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The Risk posted:

I don't get why celebrities don't use Polaroids like the old times.

fujifilm instax are popular for this reason alone most likely

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
never heard of Lena Dunham so I googled pics of her in order to stay up to date and ON THE LEVEL with the cool kids in this thread and now I need to know why i should hate her, tia

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Al Harrington posted:

I feel someones going to start posting Lena Dunham photos ITT and I'm going to have to remove this thread from my bookmarks

:nws: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13rdtkDEU1qa6r5qo1_500.jpg :nws:

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

Justin Tyme posted:

nope, it's not about privacy in general, it's specifically a feminist issue. Also, I hope Apple gets hit with a gigantic lawsuit over this.

The question is not why aren't there more dicks, but why aren't there more female hackers to steal dickpics?

Niedar
Apr 21, 2010

Medieval Medic posted:

Everyone is tripping over themselves to defend these women, but nobody cares that that dudes frank and beans are for all to see. :agesilaus:

Well he was a slut so that must be why.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




I just "Ughhhh"ed so hard I passed out.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Irish Joe posted:

The question is not why aren't there more dicks, but why aren't there more female hackers to steal dickpics?

Because womens are too busy bitching about why there aren't tampon positive video games, to learn how to hack the ICloud.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Zzulu posted:

never heard of Lena Dunham so I googled pics of her in order to stay up to date and ON THE LEVEL with the cool kids in this thread and now I need to know why i should hate her, tia

she made some garbo hipster trash series on hbo i think, think fat girls with dyed hair and wacky fatshion

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye

Zzulu posted:

never heard of Lena Dunham so I googled pics of her in order to stay up to date and ON THE LEVEL with the cool kids in this thread and now I need to know why i should hate her, tia

she's ugly and annoying

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Fetus Tree posted:

i think lena dunham is funny & attractive :shrug:

i see you meant to type "jeff dunham" but the guy isn't funny so actually i can't really understand what you mean here... poo poo..

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
female hackers, is there even such a thing~

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

if that aint manglo someones stealing weird hosed up japan art style

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Irish Joe posted:

The question is not why aren't there more dicks, but why aren't there more female hackers to steal dickpics?

as a man I can say I would probably be equally as interested to see Hugh Jackman/Sam Worthington/Tom Hardy nude as I am J-Law

in the future everyone will know what everyone else looks like naked imo

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

Justin Tyme posted:

Also, I hope Apple gets hit with a gigantic lawsuit over this.

From what I read, most of the pictures were obtained through social engineering, not actually exploiting some security hole.


IE a reset password via a security question.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
http://np.reddit.com/live/thwsx6wkbysn

Almost 100k viewers in the reddit live feed :stare:

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Zzulu posted:

female hackers, is there even such a thing~

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

I wanna see some celeb dick

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Apogee15 posted:

From what I read, most of the pictures were obtained through social engineering, not actually exploiting some security hole.


IE a reset password via a security question.

I also read that it used a very specific but unrelated service that didn't lock out the account after a certain number of password guesses (unlike everything else), which kinda would be on Apple if it was an oversight.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

hack the planet

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH
:siren: New Jennifer Lawrence pic released! :siren:

:nws: http://imgur.com/KvoP9zK :nws:

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Thank you forum women-haters for helping me pad out my ignore list; it has been ages since a single thread was so productive for this!

Justin Tyme posted:

in the future everyone will know what everyone else looks like naked imo
THE FUTURE IS NOW

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Corey Plumper posted:

I wanna see some celeb dick
Ask and receive.

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye
i'm uncomfortable with that mckayla pic because she looks underage

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Zzulu posted:

female hackers, is there even such a thing~

Haven't you watched any popular anime?

Grawl
Aug 28, 2008

Do the D.A.N.C.E
1234, fight!
Stick to the B.E.A.T
Get ready to ignite
You were such a P.Y.T
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C
That's how we make it right

spunkshui posted:

How many nakid selfies does one person need?

Are you complaining?

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

snortpocket posted:

:siren: New Jennifer Lawrence pic released! :siren:

:nws: http://imgur.com/KvoP9zK :nws:

That isn't JLaw, that is Keifer Sutherland's dad, you know, the guy who runs the capitol.

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye

snortpocket posted:

:siren: New Jennifer Lawrence pic released! :siren:

:nws: http://imgur.com/KvoP9zK :nws:

gently caress your peehole with a cactus

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
boxxy nudes are the best thing to come out of this

don't take naked pictures of yourself lol, i mean really

The Risk
Mar 6, 2014

Zzulu posted:

female hackers, is there even such a thing~

There are black lady hackers.

Go ask Doobie!

Grawl
Aug 28, 2008

Do the D.A.N.C.E
1234, fight!
Stick to the B.E.A.T
Get ready to ignite
You were such a P.Y.T
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C
That's how we make it right

Zzulu posted:

female hackers, is there even such a thing~

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Cyra posted:

boxxy nudes are the best thing to come out of this

don't take naked pictures of yourself lol, i mean really

Pretty sure cock to the eye, Bar Raefeli Goatse.cx, and that butt sniffing lady are the best thing to come out of this by a mile.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Cyra posted:

don't take naked pictures of yourself lol, i mean really
In fact, better to just never be naked at all; it is the only way to be sure someone is not photographing you.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

snortpocket posted:

:siren: New Jennifer Lawrence pic released! :siren:

:nws: http://imgur.com/KvoP9zK :nws:

mods? this man posted zoo porn

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

snortpocket posted:

:siren: New Jennifer Lawrence pic released! :siren:

:nws: http://imgur.com/KvoP9zK :nws:

lo l

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

I uploaded all my nudes to the cloud, but I set my Apple password to the size of my penis, so no one can ever hack it unless they've already seen my wang, its the perfect system

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
its definitely butt sniffing lady & the goons that are calling kate upton fat

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Timo
Jul 12, 2001

Suit up!

Shyfted One posted:

But how could someone possibly knows the maiden name of someone's mother, what street they grew up on, or what school they went to?!

Do you wanna know how to find out your porno name? It's your pet's name and your mother's maiden name. Lol, my porno name is Spike McKenzie. Pretty fitting, right? And do you know your soap opera name? It's your middle name and the street you grew up on. I'd be Lawrence Boulevard. Lol, this is so funny. What are your answers to password reset questions porno/soap names?

I know you're being facetious, but it's so simple to get that info. Plus celebrities have wikipedia articles that contain almost all of that info anyways.

Also I always mix up Lena Dunham and Lena Headey.

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