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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
seriously though i love how all our woman posters seem to be avoiding this thread like the plague

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

BlueChocolate posted:

you people who are congratulating the hackers, i hope you never have to experience anything like this in your life; i really hope the best for you sad souls

try harder

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax

Benedick Cuckold posted:

(was that convincing enough? am i in the clear?)

ur gay

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

my dick pics circulated around my old high school once and i got high fives true story

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014

Pukestain Pal posted:

If I could get my cock into the hands of millions, I'd be REALLY happy.

what' stopping you from posting your nudes? post them so we can masturbate to it

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

Bobnumerotres posted:

my dick pics circulated around my old high school once and i got high fives true story

*high five*

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

SirPablo posted:

With 150,000 users, it wouldn't be completely unreasonable to assume goons commit seven murders and forty rapes each year link.

You sick fucks.

Well at least half of us are nerd shut ins so divide that number by half.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Dead Precedents posted:

My dick pics, while making all the men feel inadequate, wouldn't go beyond some gay porn sites where they'd be downvoted.


Same here.

Benedick Cuckold posted:

seriously though i love how all our woman posters seem to be avoiding this thread like the plague

Good. What would we really do with the collective rage of bad fasionistas, narwhals, and Mint Jelly posters? We already have nudes of JLaw and that is enough for me.

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Ramsus posted:

You're doing a bad job pretending you aren't that upset when you're actually really going bananas right now.

im not actually trying to hide anything, I actually hate everyone in this thread a lot.

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014

Bobnumerotres posted:

my dick pics circulated around my old high school once and i got high fives true story

like i said, wait till you have a daughter

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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BlueChocolate posted:

what' stopping you from posting your nudes? post them so we can masturbate to it

no one has asked

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

ladyboy pancake posted:

im not actually trying to hide anything, I actually hate everyone in this thread a lot.

Wanna be jackoff buddies?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

ladyboy pancake posted:

im not actually trying to hide anything, I actually hate everyone in this thread a lot.

ouch forums poster ladyboy pancake hates me. whatever will i do now?

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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BlueChocolate posted:

like i said, wait till you have a daughter

If people want to see my daughter naked, that means she's hot. That means she'll be successful. Works for me.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

ladyboy pancake posted:

im not actually trying to hide anything, I actually hate everyone in this thread a lot.

show me your nudes bitch

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

ladyboy pancake posted:

im not actually trying to hide anything, I actually hate everyone in this thread a lot.

Hahaha oh no. Someone is taking Somethingawful awful seriously!

Dust them cobwebs off lady.

Neo Duckberg posted:

show me your nudes bitch

I have her newds right here:

:nws: Oh yeah, Ladyboy Pancake, you get me so hawt! Fudge me nao! :nws:

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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ladyboy pancake posted:

im not actually trying to hide anything, I actually hate everyone in this thread a lot.

I bet you don't shave your legs.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

BlueChocolate posted:

like i said, wait till you have a daughter

my hypothetical daughter will have a normal sex life and probably send nudes to people, hopefully they won't be fuckboys and leak it but poo poo happens.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

ladyboy pancake posted:

im not actually trying to hide anything, I actually hate everyone in this thread a lot.

lol then why are you hanging out here? go back to your ladies thread

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014

Pukestain Pal posted:

If people want to see my daughter naked, that means she's hot. That means she'll be successful. Works for me.


wait till she gets her naked pictures passed around and everyone's laughing and snickering and she comes crying to you

i hope that never happens to you though, i'll pray for you weak souls

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

i heard about this the other day but didnt really care because im in a fulfilling relationship with another person and i dont have much desire to see another persons nude body sexually

welp

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Benedick Cuckold posted:

i just want to state categorically and for the record that i never jacked off to a single picture, never posted one, never shared one, and never directly advocated that anyone link to, disseminate them, or promote them in any way. i did look at the pictures though. i looked at almost all of them. i'm sorry, i was just too curious, it was too easy, and there were no consequences for not doing so. for me, it was only a mild amusement, which arguably makes my moral transgression even worse. i am a weak, weak man. i am part of the problem.:smithfrog:

(was that convincing enough? am i in the clear?)

Donate $100 to the Global Fund for Women and you'll be absolved.

- Jesus Christ

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
time to start downvoting

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Bobnumerotres posted:

there was a post on tumblr of this super ripped dude with a huge cock that was leaked by their ex. there was no "how dare you invade their privacy" but a lot of "holy poo poo good job girl slaayy" and it had some 200,000 notes and i still see it every now and then

gonna have to post this i gotta see how i stack up

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

BlueChocolate posted:

wait till she gets her naked pictures passed around and everyone's laughing and snickering and she comes crying to you

i hope that never happens to you though, i'll pray for you weak souls

lol your scenario sucks in comparison to The Fappening

naem
May 29, 2011

Hey any more tittay pics yet or

E: oh we're arguing

E: e: omg dead people

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

my bony fealty posted:

i heard about this the other day but didnt really care because im in a fulfilling relationship with another person and i dont have much desire to see another persons nude body sexually

welp

Your boyfriend must be amazing.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

ladyboy pancake posted:

im not actually trying to hide anything, I actually hate everyone in this thread a lot.

I didn't look at the pics, so get off my back, jerk. I'm here for the cabal jokes.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Since reddit took down thefappening, here's a Google Docs live update link:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11Pru-BTMIa0p8O49EH4QQGcL_ZdSlZ37ipVYxdm8_E8/preview?sle=true

Plus a multireddit of the relevant subreddits that have taken over:

http://www.reddit.com/r/celebnsfw+celebs+thefappening+fappening+therealfappening+celeaks+thesecondcumming/new/

:nws: obviously.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Tuxedo Gin posted:

lol then why are you hanging out here? go back to your ladies thread

She desperately wants to roll with us fellas because women can't have a truly cohesive group. They all poo poo-talk and hate each other behind each others backs.

Us fellas have genuine camaraderie. All these sites hate each other, but us menfolk can band together around the collective dream of JLaws beautiful visage.

BlueChocolate posted:

wait till she gets her naked pictures passed around and everyone's laughing and snickering and she comes crying to you

i hope that never happens to you though, i'll pray for you weak souls

Pray away...but praying usually doesn't accomplish anything.

NurhacisUrn fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Sep 2, 2014

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

BlueChocolate posted:

wait till she gets her naked pictures passed around and everyone's laughing and snickering and she comes crying to you

i hope that never happens to you though, i'll pray for you weak souls

Hopefully when she comes crying to me, she won't catch me masturbating.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





BlueChocolate posted:

wait till she gets her naked pictures passed around and everyone's laughing and snickering and she comes crying to you

i hope that never happens to you though, i'll pray for you weak souls

troll score: 5/10. Average gimmick, poor execution.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Dead Precedents posted:

Your boyfriend must be amazing.

yep

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

quote:

Just got sent a TON of new pics, will update very soon

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11Pru-BTMIa0p8O49EH4QQGcL_ZdSlZ37ipVYxdm8_E8/preview?sle=true NSFW obv

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Kelfeftaf posted:

I didn't look at the pics,

woah

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012

ladyboy pancake posted:

im not actually trying to hide anything, I actually hate everyone in this thread a lot.

Love thine enemy

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

I love that there's an official Facebook page for this.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

contrapants posted:

I love that there's an official Facebook page for this.

Same.


It is sad, but this thread would be GOLD if not for all the male collaborators and female sabotage artists.

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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BlueChocolate posted:

wait till she gets her naked pictures passed around and everyone's laughing and snickering and she comes crying to you

i hope that never happens to you though, i'll pray for you weak souls

if they are laughing that means she's ugly. She brought shame to the family. She deserves it.

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BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014
how does it feel knowing that the person you lust after and whose picture you masturbated to hates your guts so much that she would sue you for everything you've got if she could?

unrequited love sucks

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