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kazil posted:Yeah right, next you'll tell me that The Rock isn't his real name. his name is actually Dave Bautista
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:12 |
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NtotheTC posted:The new STDH craze that all the kids are talking about. Is your Facebook feed looking dull and uninteresting? Not many likes? Write a hilarious story on a piece of card and hold it up next to your dog! People will HAVE to believe it cos like.. the dog is right there man, why would he make it up? Dave loving deserved it. He was probably doing it to console the dog, but you just don't leave an animal loose on your lap in a moving vehicle.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:26 |
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kinmik posted:
this is like the exact opposite of the this thread (but not the subtitle)
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:38 |
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I'm pleasantly surprised that this dog shaming pictures are actually funny. So many of them are just a normal part of owning a dog. The shame ends up being on the owner who was apparently too dumb to realise that dogs chew up, bark at and poop on things, and could only deal with this shock by writing a letter to the internet that describes them as 'Mommy'.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:45 |
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Serperoth posted:Wikipedia says his actual name is David Michael Bautista, Jr. Batista is his ring name. He's billed as "Bautista" in the movie.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:32 |
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Liked this morning by two people on facebook...quote:Oh My favourite kind of stupidity/sexism.... Where is my 'dislike' button, Zuckerberg you prick.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 10:20 |
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Sugar plum honey pot
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 10:24 |
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She writes like she's only ever heard second-hand descriptions of human
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 10:46 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:She writes like she's only ever heard second-hand descriptions of human All the cool kids say 'conversate'.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:02 |
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Go fish.quote:(I work in the meat and seafood section of my store. My department closes at 10 pm, but the store itself is open until midnight. It is 10:15 pm and I am finishing cleaning when a customer approaches.)
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:03 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Go fish. I work part-time in a supermarket bakery that closes an hour before the store does on weeknights. No customer who has ever asked me when we close and gotten that answer has ever raised a stink. I will grant that customers can and will act like entitled shitheads from time to time, far more often than I would like, but the vast majority of people I've encountered are completely fine with the concept of individual departments closing before the whole store.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:19 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:
That, plus the fact that if you have entered a grocery store at anytime previously in your life, you would have encountered departments with different schedules.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:38 |
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quote:I was visiting So. Cal with my girlfriend of two years and we decided to make a trip to Disneyland for the day. That morning, she had packed us a nice lunch with lots of veggies and healthy poo poo. I had no objection to eating healthy for once, as the majority of my meals in LA consisted of Taco Bell and In-N-Out (I'm Canadian so I have to take advantage of this whenever possible)
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 12:51 |
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That author's greatest literature knowledge stops at old sitcoms and it's very sad.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 13:49 |
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Torquemada posted:Liked this morning by two people on facebook... Beep-boop, I'm reading an outstanding literary piece set in the magical land of Albion and filled from front to back with ghastly thrills and mysterious happenings, you pleb. Begone! Hurf-durf, women stupid. Oh no, I poo poo pants.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 14:35 |
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I was just at the grocery store. The person in front of me used her EBT to pay for groceries. They wanted to buy some $2 Hello Kitty straws and they apparently weren't covered. Neither the person nor the cashier figured this out until the EBT went through and the bill was $2 short. After a couple minutes of them trying to remove the straws from the bill, I just stepped up and offered to pay for the straws. It went through and the person said "oh bless you, thank you so much." It was hard* not to lay down some sick /r/atheism burns. *false By the way, a big part of these stories is how everyone behind ARE HERO cheers. You know what people behind me did here, and in almost all other situations? They saw the line was moving slow and just went to another line.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 19:17 |
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Thanks for buying my straws btw.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 19:24 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:
Why the gently caress would you ever phrase a sentence like that?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 19:58 |
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quote:Why the gently caress would you ever phrase a sentence like that? Because sperg. And there's no conflict if they don't say it that way.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:39 |
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Fiction: "Honey, why should anybody bring limp, lifeless vegatables with them to this place, a theme park, where having an able body is so important?" Reality: "What the gently caress why do you have a sack of spinach in your backpack and Disney World you weirdo I'm breaking up w/ you"
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:20 |
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Why the gently caress would you ever phrase a sentence like that? [/quote] Because it makes for a better conflict if there is a misunderstanding. Although he also somehow missed the massive group of people standing behind him wearing charity shirts, most likely one for cerebral palsy or other thing like that. You'd think seeing an obviously impaired little girl he'd chose his words a bit more carefully.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:28 |
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Who the gently caress has spinach for a snack?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:39 |
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kazil posted:Who the gently caress has spinach for a snack? Wait I do.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:53 |
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Spinach That Didn't Happen
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 00:23 |
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I actually did have someone bitch me out once for buying stuff with foodstamps. I just told them to gently caress off and bought my stuff. Errr I mean I judo chopped the cashier and forced the ignorant hill billy to succumb to my manhood as defender of the poors.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 00:32 |
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Roro posted:
People who are trying to "cleverly" make a joke that'll be misinterpreted, so they can hold up the bag of spinach smugly, and totally own those parents of disabled kids. Edit: Broke the quote. Araenna has a new favorite as of 05:18 on Sep 2, 2014 |
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Turtlicious posted:I actually did have someone bitch me out once for buying stuff with foodstamps. I just told them to gently caress off and bought my stuff. As long as you were only buying pig slop and scraps for you kids. That is the only socially acceptable thing for you to buy with food stamps. God forbid you buy somthing that actually has sustenance to it
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:45 |
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Fool and the World posted:Spinach That Didn't Happen
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 14:28 |
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Araenna posted:People who are trying to "cleverly" make a joke that'll be misinterpreted, so they can hold up the bag of spinach smugly, and totally own those parents of disabled kids. Ha! ha! Bout time someone took those spoiled folks down a peg.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 15:01 |
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No one ever said anything to me or my wife directly when we used to be on food stamps, but whenever someone is using food stamps in the line in front of me I've gotten a lot of the dude next to me looking at me with a smirk. I don't ever say anything because why bother I don't even know him.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 16:23 |
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Obsolete posted:I was just at the grocery store. The person in front of me used her EBT to pay for groceries. They wanted to buy some $2 Hello Kitty straws and they apparently weren't covered. Neither the person nor the cashier figured this out until the EBT went through and the bill was $2 short. After a couple minutes of them trying to remove the straws from the bill, I just stepped up and offered to pay for the straws. It went through and the person said "oh bless you, thank you so much." It was hard* not to lay down some sick /r/atheism burns. FYI, that was very nice of you and this is one of those cases when someone should applaud and cheer. And I'm sure they're kids were happy to have some fun straws. We should all be doing poo poo like this.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 17:59 |
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sweeperbravo posted:That's what bugs me about it too (ignoring it even happening) Yeah, that was the impression I got as well, the teller is an rear end in a top hat who was deliberately seeking to be misunderstood.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 18:22 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:FYI, that was very nice of you and this is one of those cases when someone should applaud and cheer. And I'm sure they're kids were happy to have some fun straws. We should all be doing poo poo like this. For some poo poo That Did Happen, I once interviewed a guy with the local food bank, on the air, about their food drive. He asked people if they wouldn't mind donating some sugary cereal, beef jerky, fruit snacks, etc. He said they already had received a bunch of donations of canned vegetables and dry pasta and stuff, but he'd like to have more things they could give out which the children of poor families would really enjoy eating. People got pissed, and a few actually called in to complain. He was called everything from a socialist, to an ungrateful bastard, for daring to suggest that maybe poor people should get something other than the cheapest, blandest poo poo available.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 18:26 |
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Captain Bravo posted:For some poo poo That Did Happen, I once interviewed a guy with the local food bank, on the air, about their food drive. He asked people if they wouldn't mind donating some sugary cereal, beef jerky, fruit snacks, etc. He said they already had received a bunch of donations of canned vegetables and dry pasta and stuff, but he'd like to have more things they could give out which the children of poor families would really enjoy eating. People got pissed, and a few actually called in to complain. He was called everything from a socialist, to an ungrateful bastard, for daring to suggest that maybe poor people should get something other than the cheapest, blandest poo poo available. It's really sad, of all the things in this thread with their varying levels of credibility, I wish this wasn't the most believable thing
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 18:38 |
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 18:52 |
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quote:
https://disneyland.disney.go.com/faq/dining/outside-food-in-park/
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:05 |
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Hmm yes the clerk is being openly hostile, I'll respond by explaining my dress size and how I prefer loose fitting clothes
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 20:11 |
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I was all set to say that nobody who is nasty to customers lasts long in retail but I had a coworker with a nasty streak a mile wide who was there for years before she quit in a huff over being spoken to by the store manager for doing a lovely half-assed job on a task she was asked to do. Of course, she never actually verbally abused a customer that I saw, but she blew up at several coworkers and snapped at customers on multiple occasions. With my current manager she'd have been chewed out so loving hard I kind of wish we'd had him back then. But I digress. I would think if you owned the store you wouldn't put up with somebody bitching out your friend and wouldn't need to call a manager over to fire them. Just be all "yo, I own this company and we do not tolerate employees who treat our guests with such open hostility, so get your poo poo and get out" and just explain it to the manager later. If she's that awful the manager's probably been itching to find a reason to get rid of her anyway. venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 20:30 on Sep 2, 2014 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I was all set to say that nobody who is nasty to customers lasts long in retail but I had a coworker with a nasty streak a mile wide who was there for years before she quit in a huff over being spoken to by the store manager for doing a lovely half-assed job on a task she was asked to do. Of course, she never actually verbally abused a customer that I saw, but she blew up at several coworkers and snapped at customers on multiple occasions. With my current manager she'd have been chewed out so loving hard I kind of wish we'd had him back then. Getting the manager to fire them is the only believable part. You always follow the chain of command if you want your employees to feel responsible and accountable. That said, if owner and teller were actually good friends, you'd think teller would have come in asking after Owner, first.
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I want to believe
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