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Nien
Apr 29, 2013

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So Mckalya Maroney's lawyers have admitted that the photos are real and that they are of her underage.

That's awkward. Good thing I never downloaded the huge .rar compliations.

Awkward is understatement. Lot of indictable offences committed round the world this week.

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feld
Feb 11, 2008

Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Its the loving main page headline on TMZ.

I don't read TMZ.


Do you read TMZ?


Why do you read TMZ?

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005

feld posted:

I don't read TMZ.


Do you read TMZ?


Why do you read TMZ?

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽
http://www.pcf.org/site/c.leJRIROrEpH/b.9200789/k.C50B/Prostate_Cancer_Foundation_Response_Statement_to_Reddit_Post.htm


bahaha They don't want that dirty money.

Harminoff fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Sep 3, 2014

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That guy is screwed so he should just upload everything he has. Especially the rest of the Jennifer Lawrence stuff.

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian
who wants to see my peen

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

cis white male posted:

who wants to see my peen

*raises paw*

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Zzulu posted:

not everyone is particularly savvy with their tech, me included

i would have no doubt uploaded hundreds of cockpictures to the CLOUD by now. I like to take pictures of my weiner you see

same but with my turds

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014

ITT SJWs ignore a woman getting away with not only creating but distributing child porn so they can continue railing about how the evils of looking at a picture is rape

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

feld posted:

I don't read TMZ.


Do you read TMZ?


Why do you read TMZ?

lol owned

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



im a girl btw posted:

I doubt it. Brute forcing passwords would take forever, especially considering the number of people who had photos stolen and the fact it's over the internet which adds at least a couple dozen ms to each attempt. They probably either fell for a phishing attempt or someone found a backdoor into icloud but apple doesn't think that's the case or won't admit to it.

They could have been super poo poo passwords too, these were presumably managed by the celebrities themselves and they're probably security fucksticks like just about everybody else. Rainbow tables go pretty fast.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So Mckalya Maroney's lawyers have admitted that the photos are real and that they are of her underage.

That's awkward. Good thing I never downloaded the huge .rar compliations.

to be fair I think the RAR compilers knew this and stripped those photos out.

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014

If McKayla Maroney doesn't turn herself in for her crimes only the combined force of deputizing the rest of the US Olympic team will be enough to subdue her

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Anyone brought up the possibility it was an Apple employee who perused famous people's accounts and his porn stash was hacked/discovered?

Bondage
Jun 9, 2008

by Ralp
i'm feeling raped now. i looked at makayla's pics when i thought they were of her of a legal age. now that i know she's underaged in those pics i'm feeling like my rights were violated. i now know what the rape culture is and makayla is part of it.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Bondage posted:

i'm feeling raped now. i looked at makayla's pics when i thought they were of her of a legal age. now that i know she's underaged in those pics i'm feeling like my rights were violated. i now know what the rape culture is and makayla is part of it.

When SJWs hear of the crimes she has committed this is the face they make:



only to focus on the reprehensible crimes of men fapping to legal starlets.

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Its the loving main page headline on TMZ.

lol if you regularly read tmz

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I have a live feed of TMZ on a giant TV in every room of my house and lol if you don't too.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Ding Ding Ding Threat Detected

empty quote this if u heard this more than once today

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Zzulu posted:

not everyone is particularly savvy with their tech, me included

i would have no doubt uploaded hundreds of cockpictures to the CLOUD by now. I like to take pictures of my weiner you see

no we dont see. its too small brah

72o
Dec 14, 2007

I think lowtax should delete /var/www/html/ just to be sure

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

dirty dorty oh so good fap money



VVVVVV :drat: but seriously if you ever find a hot woman that begs to sniff and eat your rear end out dont ever EVER EVER let her go.

Agrajag fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Sep 3, 2014

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014

Real talk everybody knew she was going to say they were underage even if they weren't, it's the perfect way to get people to delete/stop sharing them

If only you were closer to 18, Jessica Brown Findlay, if only

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

cis white male posted:

patton oswalt is cool as hell you failures

This pretty much. He's pretty awesome and not a single thing that anybody has said in this thread has been a fraction as funny as Patton Oswalt at his best.

Also you know he wrote that for PR purposes mainly. He probably laughed his rear end off to the Downton Abbey woman trying to sniff a butthole.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
I don't remember if I saw them

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
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King Vidiot posted:

This pretty much. He's pretty awesome and not a single thing that anybody has said in this thread has been a fraction as funny as Patton Oswalt at his best.

Also you know he wrote that for PR purposes mainly. He probably laughed his rear end off to the Downton Abbey woman trying to sniff a butthole.

The twitters gone corporate

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

King Vidiot posted:

This pretty much. He's pretty awesome and not a single thing that anybody has said in this thread has been a fraction as funny as Patton Oswalt at his best.

Also you know he wrote that for PR purposes mainly. He probably laughed his rear end off to the Downton Abbey woman trying to sniff a butthole.

Actually he's a fat little goblin who's schtick of getting really angry at mundane pop culture things has been run into the ground

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Vag Assault Weapon posted:

Real talk everybody knew she was going to say they were underage even if they weren't, it's the perfect way to get people to delete/stop sharing them

If only you were closer to 18, Jessica Brown Findlay, if only

I don't know, pleading possesion & distribution of child pornography(who are we kidding, she is rich, no way she gets hit with this) to make your pics go away doesn't seem worth it unless its true.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
patton oswalt works in pretty mainstream Hollywood, it's one thing to say that you looked at stolen naked pictures of somebody as an anonymous internet person or even as a dirtbag indie comic like doug stanhope, it's quite another to joke about the pics when you have a pretty good chance of having to work with one of these people in the future

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark
I've read this entire thread, but haven't masturbated to a single picture from the leak because meh pictures and meh american celebrities I don't know. To be honest, the reactions to this thing have been much more interesting than the thing itself.

but the best thing was the guy who said lena dunham looked like a turnip with tits

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
that gymnast girl turned 18 in december last year so yeah if the pics were real then chances we she was underage since this hacker collection thing has obviously been going on for a long time

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
i can't believe hollywood might not be the innocent land of chastity and wholesomeness I thought it was

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Bug Bill Murray posted:

Actually he's a fat little goblin who's schtick of getting really angry at mundane pop culture things has been run into the ground

So he is pretty much like every member on this forum?

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I'm going to be legit mad if the gymnast doesn't get hit for distribution of child porn charges because drat it if America is going to do that dumb poo poo to poor random teenagers I want to see it done to someone people care about so maybe that poo poo will stop.

also because it would hilarious to watch play out

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



ZombieParts posted:

i can't believe hollywood might not be the innocent land of chastity and wholesomeness I thought it was

, said nobody.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
naked celebrities own

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

DrPlump posted:

When a man's penis shows up on the Internet it is their fault. If they didn't want it to happen they shouldn't be sending that kind of picture to people. They deserve to lose their job for such a crime.

If secret recordings of a man being racist shows up on the Internet it is their fault. If they didn't want it to happen they shouldn't be talking like that. They deserve to lose their job for such a crime.

Women on the other hand
Not that you are going to read this or learn anything but just for the record

1. It only mattered because it was a politician who was soliciting sex (two very relevant factors, as opposed to a female celebrity taking pictures for her boyfriend/her own amusement)

2. Being racist is a bad thing in and of itself, unlike the other two cases

3. gently caress you

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I'm convinced she's actively trying to be as unattractive as possible as some sort of statement about... things and stuff, I guess.
To automatically make her argument that by merely being unattractive a woman will be seen as lesser than other women and attacked for it. I mean, it is such next-level trolling that the scrublords in this thread cannot even realize how readily they fall for it.

The Insect Court posted:

there's so much seething resentment and anger because they're mostly pockmarked losers who have responded to years of real or imagined rejection by successful attractive women by becoming creepy assholes who think that in posting about how many boxes of tissues and lotion they've gone through hunched over in a dark room lit only by the blue-tinged glow of a monitor they've won some sort of great victory over said celebrities
Correct. The "it is fundamentally unjust that hot women do not send ME their pictures, therefore I shall make their pictures mine" petty tyrant attitude is basically the only thing that can possibly be driving the people who actually do these hacks in the first place. Which means all you have to do to find the hackers is look at your list of possible suspects and arrest the 10 ugliest ones :smug: your move, ugliest guys

LethalGeek posted:

I'm going to be legit mad if the gymnast doesn't get hit for distribution of child porn charges because drat it if America is going to do that dumb poo poo to poor random teenagers I want to see it done to someone people care about so maybe that poo poo will stop.
I wondered about this for a minute, but part of the reason those random teenagers were charged is because they were giving the pictures to other people. I mean, do not get me wrong, if she was taking naked pictures of herself there is also a decent chance she was also sending them to other people, but just like you can take pictures of your naked children for whatever reason these lunatics want to do that, I am sure you can take a nude photo of yourself at any age, just as long as you do not then say HEY LOOK AT THIS GREAT PHOTO

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Agrajag posted:

emo what?

Lol old man spotted 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

LethalGeek posted:

I'm going to be legit mad if the gymnast doesn't get hit for distribution of child porn charges because drat it if America is going to do that dumb poo poo to poor random teenagers I want to see it done to someone people care about so maybe that poo poo will stop.

also because it would hilarious to watch play out

It must suck to be Obama being all "drat I met that chick in person but if I download her nudes my rear end is grass".

Poor Obama.

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a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

In Drywall posted:

a pathetic interest for total dweebs that do not have their own recording of private sexual moments to look back on

Actually im loving cool bro

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