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newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
can we get a new rule itt, FiB thread style, that everybody commenting on celeb bodies should post his own body?

because if so: kate upton has a terrible body, unironically would not bang, and only people with the mind of a sex starved teenager think that "BEWBS" size regardless of shape is a determining factor in attractiveness. i dont believe we should judge people, men or women, on their appearances, except if they chose to be professional models

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Do you really need an excuse to post your pics?

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.

newreply.php posted:

can we get a new rule itt, FiB thread style, that everybody commenting on celeb bodies should post his own body?

because if so: kate upton has a terrible body, unironically would not bang, and only people with the mind of a sex starved teenager think that "BEWBS" size regardless of shape is a determining factor in attractiveness. i dont believe we should judge people, men or women, on their appearances, except if they chose to be professional models

What about the mind of a sex-starved twenty-something? I think they're a great shape.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



newreply.php posted:

can we get a new rule itt, FiB thread style, that everybody commenting on celeb bodies should post his own body?



let's start with you chubbs

also lol at kate upton probably having huge self image problems because she's a closet fatty

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


What is the ratio of spindly chemo patients to morbidly obese Homers in Gibbis

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Dely Apple posted:

What is the ratio of spindly chemo patients to morbidly obese Homers in Gibbis

I'm rubbing Krispy Kreme glaze on my moobs for you guys right this very second. Pic dump to come. :wink:

Also, you do have my permission to fap. I'd hate to make any of you rapists.

feld
Feb 11, 2008

Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman


I thought someone had made a solid point that viewing child porn is a victimless crime (still makes you a shitbag though). But making child porn is a horrendous crime.


If you compare the celeb leaks to this I can't tell if the celebs committed a crime against themselves and made themselves victims by taking the pictures, or if they're just victims by getting the pictures stolen. I'm pretty sure nobody gets hurt by looking at them, though I'm not an expert.

:goonsay:

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



newreply.php posted:

can we get a new rule itt, FiB thread style, that everybody commenting on celeb bodies should post his own body?

because if so: kate upton has a terrible body, unironically would not bang, and only people with the mind of a sex starved teenager think that "BEWBS" size regardless of shape is a determining factor in attractiveness. i dont believe we should judge people, men or women, on their appearances, except if they chose to be professional models

Are you the guy who made all of those 2/10 would not bang memes?

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

ethanol posted:

let's start with you chubbs

also lol at kate upton probably having huge self image problems because she's a closet fatty

my pic is in the FiB thread, im sure forums poster a Loving Dog would gladly dig it up for you, post histories are kinda his "thing"

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Boinks posted:

Are you the guy who made all of those 2/10 would not bang memes?

i have never in my life made a meme and i do not plan to

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

newreply.php posted:

i have never in my life made a meme and i do not plan to

why

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
here to make serious posts in the "tits and poosay" thread

get ready k

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Quickscope420dad posted:

here to make serious posts in the "tits and poosay" thread

get ready k

:fap:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





my pants are down and my hand is ready

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

SaltLick posted:

my pants are down and my hand is ready

there's semen on your sweater already, mom's spaghetti

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Quickscope420dad posted:

there's semen on your sweater already, mom's spaghetti

Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes!

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

NurhacisUrn posted:

Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes!

Joke culture

feld
Feb 11, 2008

Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

Quickscope420dad is definitely an SJW, Social Joke Warrior

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Don't jokeshame.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Mods please highlight the seriousness of this thread by turning the layout into a direct copy of MS Comic Chat

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

feld posted:

Quickscope420dad is definitely an SJW, Social Joke Warrior


Sire Oblivion posted:

Don't jokeshame.

It has been an honor serving with you guys. :911:

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

Jude Law!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

newreply.php posted:

i have never in my life made a meme and i do not plan to

nice meme you created there

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
noooooooo

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

If you legit think Kate Upton is fat then lmao

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
if she were fat maybe shed have a butt

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

newreply.php posted:

if she were fat maybe shed have a butt

Fat white girls rarely have butts anyway, smdh

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

she's not really fat but she has a pretty unattractive body

Dilettante.
Feb 18, 2011
boobs are pretty neat.

Vaginas are weird though holy poo poo what the gently caress is up with those

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Dilettante. posted:

boobs are pretty neat.

Vaginas are weird though holy poo poo what the gently caress is up with those

its like some sort of ax wound!

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014

Tuxedo Gin posted:

she's not really fat but she has a pretty unattractive body

She's not a 400lb McDonalds warning blurred face caption no, but she's clearly obese body fat level wise




Lena Dunham, so fat and ugly photoshopping her magazine covers means adding clothes to cover up how disgusting she is

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
vaginas are the single most amazingly diverse body part and i have appreciated almost every single one i encountered

Dilettante.
Feb 18, 2011

SaltLick posted:

its like some sort of ax wound!

I know right, they even bleed sometimes, I mean what the gently caress? why???

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

newreply.php posted:

vaginas are the single most amazingly diverse body part and i have appreciated almost every single one i encountered

that one that aired on TV from that naked dating chick was actually pretty terrible

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Vag Assault Weapon posted:

She's not a 400lb McDonalds warning blurred face caption no, but she's clearly obese body fat level wise




Lena Dunham, so fat and ugly photoshopping her magazine covers means adding clothes to cover up how disgusting she is

im the lengthened towel

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
A year from now I'm gonna be so happy I saw jlaw's tits

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009

newreply.php posted:

can we get a new rule itt, FiB thread style, that everybody commenting on celeb bodies should post his own body?

because if so: kate upton has a terrible body, unironically would not bang, and only people with the mind of a sex starved teenager think that "BEWBS" size regardless of shape is a determining factor in attractiveness. i dont believe we should judge people, men or women, on their appearances, except if they chose to be professional models


youre a big time loser

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

newreply.php posted:

can we get a new rule itt, FiB thread style, that everybody commenting on celeb bodies should post his own body?

because if so: kate upton has a terrible body, unironically would not bang, and only people with the mind of a sex starved teenager think that "BEWBS" size regardless of shape is a determining factor in attractiveness. i dont believe we should judge people, men or women, on their appearances, except if they chose to be professional models

Homegrown goon rape culture causing photos are not allowed on SA.

It would also be a crime against humanity.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I'm sure this has been covered in 105 pages, but couldn't McKayla Maroney get in legal trouble for her own pictures if they are underage?

Even if the pics were never meant to go mainstream just creating them and sending them was illegal right? I mean Apple was holding McKayla Maroney kiddie porn at some point because of McKayla Maroney. Basically I'm saying didn't she break the law and then her own lawyer oust her while trying to remove pictures?

Better call Saul

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big business man
Sep 30, 2012

Tuxedo Gin posted:

she's not really fat but she has a pretty unattractive body

Hmm yes, noted supermodel has an unattractive body - a goon

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