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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



rly all of the broads what got their pics leaked are absurdly hot

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

naem posted:

Am I allowed to say I think Kirsten dunst is way mega hot still and I would make a sex with her

shame about her face melting off but i'd give it a go anyway

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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Kate Upton's tits will be down to her toes in 5 years.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
idk what goons have for kate upton she seems like a poo poo person with an ugly body that gets paid not to have an ugly body

i mean,

newreply.php fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Sep 3, 2014

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



i was a big fan of krysten ritter personally. she keeps it tight

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

naem posted:

Am I allowed to say I think Kirsten dunst is way mega hot still and I would make a sex with her

Finally someone that understands.

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

i am a big fan of that man's balls and how they take up the bhole sniffspace

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i wish my balls were pungent enough to mask my rear end stank

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

J laws red swimsuit pic is god tier

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i didnt know who like 80% of the "celebs" were but the jlaw pics were pretty great

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

vyst posted:

of the nudes which were your favorites like which celeb

Lol lets be honest here.. There can be nothing better then buttsniffer, that poo poo was the only groundbreaking thing, and hilarious at the same loving time.

Would have liked a few Ariana nudes though, oh well. A man can dream.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





i would slam kate upton because i am a noted whale hunter on occasion

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Zzulu posted:

since this turned into kate upton chat

heres more kate upton, this time doing gravity experiments





i want to do zero g as well :(

kate upton defies physics
def would not based on these posts, thanks sa for the heads up, you're a real life saver

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



newreply.php posted:

idk what goons have for kate upton she seems like a poo poo person with an ugly body that gets paid not to have an ugly body

i mean,

yeah that certainly is a beautiful model?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



SaltLick posted:

i would slam kate upton because i am a noted whale hunter on occasion

wet it up

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Fandyien posted:

my friend said she thought kate upton was fat after seeing those pictures. everyone in here talking poo poo on kate upton. peep those pendulous, excellent titties and perfect rear end. whats wrong w/you people

your friend sounds insecure. you should neg her then go in for the kino. this is your day to finally climb out of the friend zone

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Oct 29, 2004


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Fandyien posted:

yeah that certainly is a beautiful model?

wouldn't say no, but I honestly wouldn't give her a 2nd look beyond fat tits at a bar

EDIT: she also has sharp elbows

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Jack the Stripper posted:

Lol lets be honest here.. There can be nothing better then buttsniffer, that poo poo was the only groundbreaking thing, and hilarious at the same loving time.
she was def the best but Bar Refaeli working on her poop chute with a curling iron and then goatse'ing everyone afterwards was also pretty good

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Fandyien posted:

yeah that certainly is a beautiful model?

i get that someone that knew her personally would call her beautiful not to hurt her feelings (which is cool) but if were being objective here she is nowhere near good looking enough to be a model.

looks to me like what we're dealing with here is a homely spoiled rich girl that dreams of being a model so she bought herself a career instead of growing a spine and not partying all the time so her body would be body-shaped

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Pukestain Pal posted:

wouldn't say no, but I honestly wouldn't give her a 2nd look beyond fat tits at a bar

EDIT: she also has sharp elbows

She wouldn't give you a first look, so your problem with her would resolve itself.

How did she buy herself a career? I dont know much about her other than goons seem to hate her.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

AstheWorldWorlds posted:

The author of the article is now saying the photos are equivalent to child pornography in the comments section.

Something Awful GBS: A forum full of Aatreks

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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Leon Einstein posted:

She wouldn't give you a first look, so your problem with her would resolve itself.

How did she buy herself a career? I dont know much about her other than goons seem to hate her.

good, I wouldn't want to have to turn her down

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Leon Einstein posted:

How did she buy herself a career? I dont know much about her other than goons seem to hate her.

idk someone said so itt and i believe everything negative i read about people i dont like

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

naem posted:

Am I allowed to say I think Kirsten dunst is way mega hot still and I would make a sex with her

do her teeth still have a tan?

naem
May 29, 2011

vyst posted:

i was a big fan of krysten ritter personally. she keeps it tight

Krysten Ritter is the world's sexiest Keebler elf

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Pukestain Pal posted:

she also has sharp elbows

I want to believe you're trying to make a joke here, otherwise I don't know what the gently caress.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





models that are closer to what real women look like are actually p cool. bring on the fatties

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

yeah seriously kate upton has a body type that matches having gigantic tits like that

i white knighted you kate will you please make sexy time with me now?????

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



lmao you fags that broad is hella hot

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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SaltLick posted:

models that are closer to what real women look like are actually p cool. bring on the fatties

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
not sure about the rule of big tits == no rear end

naem
May 29, 2011

This should shut up the Kate Upton detractors right here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAsaY449PQc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.
Poor Kate now that goons saw her saggy tits picture they hate her. I hope she's okay.

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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naem posted:

This should shut up the Kate Upton detractors right here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAsaY449PQc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

some girls look great with clothes on. some of those look bad with them off. She's one of those.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

naem posted:

This should shut up the Kate Upton detractors right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAsaY449PQc

That's just not up to my standards im sorry

quite frankly im having a hard time understanding why anyone finds THAT attractive

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
Kate is curvy. I like curvy. She's not one of those 12 year old anorexic twink boi looking model chicks that closet fags find attractive.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
im 12 years old btw

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Zzulu posted:

im 12 years old btw

sorry m'ladies, I only date models

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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Dick Fagballzson posted:

Kate is curvy. I like curvy. She's not one of those 12 year old anorexic twink boi looking model chicks that closet fags find attractive.

as long as there is vagina in the closet, I'm good

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I feel like this big argument about Kate Upton isn't as interesting as some of you think.

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