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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Melissa McCarthy is pretty funny. I don't know who Rebel Wilson is but GIS tells me she looks like Arnold's exploding-head-disguise from Total Recall.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I think it's pretty cool that in the face of the most mean spirited media and social reaction to her body/face Lena Dunham still has the self confidence to put herself out there. Imagine if all of the Internet was constantly calling you fat and ugly, you would not be at the Emmy's I bet.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
She should wear a burqa.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

zoux posted:

I think it's pretty cool that in the face of the most mean spirited media and social reaction to her body/face Lena Dunham still has the self confidence to put herself out there. Imagine if all of the Internet was constantly calling you fat and ugly, you would not be at the Emmy's I bet.

i've never read her "here i am!" as self-confidence as much as some sort of compensatory defense mechanism where any attention = good attention because it can reinforce her ego

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

zoux posted:

She begged to sniff her bf's butthole and he fought her off with a semi and now we've all seen it and I don't even begin to know how you come back from that.

I like her more now.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

zoux posted:

She begged to sniff her bf's butthole and he fought her off with a semi and now we've all seen it and I don't even begin to know how you come back from that.

suicude

in fact i hope to see a whole bunch of holywood suicides cause of this poo poo

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Outpost22 posted:

suicude

in fact i hope to see a whole bunch of holywood suicides cause of this poo poo

I thought about JBF being fended off with a weiner as I was laying in bed last night and I started laughing and then I thought, "Gee I hope she doesn't kill herself because I probably would".

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
She was always the rebel daughter. She married an Irishman, this is a step up in English society.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

zoux posted:

She begged to sniff her bf's butthole and he fought her off with a semi and now we've all seen it and I don't even begin to know how you come back from that.

That was a pretty great video, and I'm glad I watched it. If nothing else comes out of this, at least we will always have that!

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


whoever melissa benoist from this leak is, she has some backup porn career, those photos are hot

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Al Harrington posted:

so hot, so funny



Is Lena Dunham the only woman alive who has man-tits?

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

zoux posted:

I think it's pretty cool that in the face of the most mean spirited media and social reaction to her body/face Lena Dunham still has the self confidence to put herself out there. Imagine if all of the Internet was constantly calling you fat and ugly, you would not be at the Emmy's I bet.

Or she could just, you know, work out a little bit.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

newreply.php posted:

can we get a new rule itt, FiB thread style, that everybody commenting on celeb bodies should post his own body?

because if so: kate upton has a terrible body, unironically would not bang, and only people with the mind of a sex starved teenager think that "BEWBS" size regardless of shape is a determining factor in attractiveness. i dont believe we should judge people, men or women, on their appearances, except if they chose to be professional models

You are a cocaine addict who deadlifts 160 lbs and works in IT

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 668 days!)

LifeSizePotato posted:

i don't think she's a good writer at all. the characters and storylines in the show are terrible and amateur* in my opinion. she plays her role well but that's because it's a mary sue who manages to have a strapping young doctor fall in love with her at the drop of a hat.

*edit for clarity: characters are superficial cartoons and unrelatable; storylines are overwrought and contrived

lol r u an appalachian meth apprentice or a child soldier in burundi or something how the gently caress have you never met an urban person in their early 20s b4

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Pulp Can Move posted:

Or she could just, you know, work out a little bit.

and let the patriarchy win? pshaw

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Al Harrington posted:

so hot, so funny



So mesmerizing..........

The jiggles!

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

yo i looked at that baseballman's dick and i didn't j/o but i feel bad where does my guilt go

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I thought it was at first Melissa Benoit and i wasn't sure if I wanted to see that. No idea what the real benoits wife was named

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

SaltLick posted:

I thought it was at first Melissa Benoit and i wasn't sure if I wanted to see that. No idea what the real benoits wife was named

Pronounced at scene, I believe. The dogs were okay though.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
Melissa Benoist is some nobody from Glee. p hot tho.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

zoux posted:

She begged to sniff her bf's butthole and he fought her off with a semi and now we've all seen it and I don't even begin to know how you come back from that.

That was actually pretty endearing. Couples often have fun and enjoy sex, not that you'd know much about that.

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
I'm disheartened by the amount of celebrities, male and female, who don't shave their genitals. Like, it takes 5 minutes. Fuckin spare the mass amount of partners you have the annoyance of having pubes in their mouth.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 668 days!)

love me some bumpy chicken skin pussy fuckin rites

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

limeincoke posted:

I'm disheartened by the amount of celebrities, male and female, who don't shave their genitals. Like, it takes 5 minutes. Fuckin spare the mass amount of partners you have the annoyance of having pubes in their mouth.

gently caress u

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

newreply.php posted:

my pic is in the FiB thread, im sure forums poster a Loving Dog would gladly dig it up for you, post histories are kinda his "thing"

Lol u mad bitch? Pectus excavatum got you down?

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Rambling Robot posted:

I'm already in jail for looking at Justin Verlander's huge hairy bum.

I'm more the Big McLargeHuge type.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

limeincoke posted:

I'm disheartened by the amount of celebrities, male and female, who don't shave their genitals. Like, it takes 5 minutes. Fuckin spare the mass amount of partners you have the annoyance of having pubes in their mouth.

Pubic hair removal naturally irritates and inflames the hair follicles left behind, leaving microscopic open wounds. Rather than suffering a comparison to a bristle brush, frequent hair removal is necessary to stay smooth, causing regular irritation of the shaved or waxed area. When that irritation is combined with the warm moist environment of the genitals, it becomes a happy culture medium for some of the nastiest of bacterial pathogens, namely Group A Streptococcus, Staphylococcus aureus and its recently mutated cousin methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA). There is an increase in staph boils and abscesses, necessitating incisions to drain the infection, resulting in scarring that can be significant. It is not at all unusual to find pustules and other hair-follicle inflammation papules on shaved genitals.

Additionally, I've seen cellulitis (soft-tissue bacterial infection without abscess) of the scrotum, labia and penis as a result of spread of bacteria from shaving or from sexual contact with strep or staph bacteria from a partner's skin. Some clinicians are finding that freshly shaved pubic areas and genitals are also more vulnerable to herpes infections due to the microscopic wounds being exposed to viruses carried by mouth or genitals. It follows that there may be vulnerability to spread of other STIs as well.

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006

zoux posted:

She begged to sniff her bf's butthole and he fought her off with a semi and now we've all seen it and I don't even begin to know how you come back from that.

I still have found no proof of this. You are a liar sir.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

a Loving Dog posted:

You are a cocaine addict who deadlifts 160 lbs and works in IT

230, not as if thats much to brag about but hey. i think your obsession with me is pretty weird and not in a funny way (mlyp)

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

zoux posted:

She begged to sniff her bf's butthole and he fought her off with a semi and now we've all seen it and I don't even begin to know how you come back from that.

the hacker reportedly has her doing "nasal"

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

newreply.php posted:

230, not as if thats much to brag about but hey. i think your obsession with me is pretty weird and not in a funny way (mlyp)

what obsession?

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

newreply.php posted:

230, not as if thats much to brag about but hey. i think your obsession with me is pretty weird and not in a funny way (mlyp)

Lmfao

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 668 days!)

buff on the internet

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
if you shave your pubes i begin to suspect that you have far too much free time on your hands and this eventually kills my attraction for you dead. not at first, but eventually

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Just fyi I'd bang every celeb with leaked nudes. Let's keep it real

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

vyst posted:

Just fyi I'd bang every celeb with leaked nudes. Let's keep it real

that would be rape

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

vyst posted:

Just fyi I'd bang every celeb with leaked nudes. Let's keep it real

Same except just the hot millionaire women.

Na'at
May 5, 2003

You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star
Lipstick Apathy

Jerk off or gently caress off, fat lover.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Na'at posted:

Jerk off or gently caress off, fat lover.

:iamafag:

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

limeincoke posted:

I'm disheartened by the amount of celebrities, male and female, who don't shave their genitals. Like, it takes 5 minutes. Fuckin spare the mass amount of partners you have the annoyance of having pubes in their mouth.

So long as it's trimmed to a manageable degree, hair doesn't really bother me. If I'm allowed to be hairy in my relationship, I'm not gonna turn around and demand my SO go bald. My 2 centz.

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