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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i dont even like it bald. Nice and trimmed is fine

[edit]oh poo poo, top of the page. Well have a cool nude picture to keep this thread on track

:nws: http://i1.minus.com/ibaFSov4lljtvS.jpg

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Sep 3, 2014

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Lena Dunham should remake "Roseanne" with her as the lead character. Her show of white privileged young 20s kids is retarded, someone should go all Patrick Bateman on them. Would be a great plot twist.

Anyway instead of Tom Arnold she is married to a Mexican American who openly married her only because she is a white women. The show would be set in San Antonio or Houston.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan
Trimmed, bald, just as long as it's not a crazy 70's bush

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
I like a bush. A nice big, hairy, stinky, smelly loving bush. And I hate when they put cologne on it. They dummy it up with cologne like you don’t know where you are. I like that nice natural scent of salmon.

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye
lol if your genitals aren't as smooth as a baby's backside

Zzulu posted:

[edit]oh poo poo, top of the page. Well have a cool nude picture to keep this thread on track

:nws: http://i1.minus.com/ibaFSov4lljtvS.jpg

:eyepop:

Al Harrington fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Sep 3, 2014

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Vaginal odor is any odor that originates from the vagina. It's normal for your vagina to have a slight odor. But, a strong vaginal odor — for instance, a "fishy" smell — might be abnormal and could indicate a problem.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

Mnoba posted:

I like a bush. A nice big, hairy, stinky, smelly loving bush. And I hate when they put cologne on it. They dummy it up with cologne like you don’t know where you are. I like that nice natural scent of salmon.

I'm embarrassed that I know what this comes from.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Shinjobi posted:

My 2 centz.

That and "just sayin'" are probably two of the most obnoxious terms in the English language at the moment. gently caress, I hate you just for that.

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Pohl posted:

That and "just sayin'" are probably two of the most obnoxious terms in the English language at the moment. gently caress, I hate you just for that.

you're an angry person, just sayin'

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
So no 2nd leak, eh?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

was alison brie too smart to get caught up in this because if not i'd like to take a gander at her butthole if you know what i'm getting at

too vague i have no clue what you meant at all you vague gently caress

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


DEAR RICHARD posted:

So no 2nd leak, eh?

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Pohl posted:

That and "just sayin'" are probably two of the most obnoxious terms in the English language at the moment. gently caress, I hate you just for that.

:wink:

Jus saiyan

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014

I think you guys are focusing too much on her body when at least 1/2 of your disgust should be on her face

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Vag Assault Weapon posted:

I think you guys are focusing too much on her body when at least 1/2 of your disgust should be on her face



and 1/3 on that godawful tattoo

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Vag Assault Weapon posted:

I think you guys are focusing too much on her body when at least 1/2 of your disgust should be on her face



i want no contact, thanks, musical or otherwise

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Vag Assault Weapon posted:

I think you guys are focusing too much on her body when at least 1/2 of your disgust should be on her face



"Hooba naka bayan Solo!"

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

LifeSizePotato posted:

and 1/3 on that godawful tattoo

I bet it has some kind of deep artsy meaning we'd never understand.

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014

I personally applaud her for standing up to well known patriarchy inspired values such as brushing your god drat teeth

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Vag Assault Weapon posted:

I think you guys are focusing too much on her body when at least 1/2 of your disgust should be on her face



that armpit fold :barf:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


vyst posted:

Just fyi I'd bang every celeb with leaked nudes. Let's keep it real

Quoting this for when the Sarah Jessica Parker nudes hit

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
im calling bullshit on anyone that wants to bang kirsten "melty face" dunst

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
then call bullshit, but i'll have sex with practically anyone

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Orkin Mang posted:

then call bullshit, but i'll have sex with practically anyone

chyna

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Its always funny to see obese gbs posters like agrajag really take the piss out of another human beings appearance, to me

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Agrajag posted:

im calling bullshit on anyone that wants to bang kirsten "melty face" dunst

what if you are the bullshit though, eh ?

If you ever got the chance you'd totally bang her.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

a Loving Dog posted:

Its always funny to see obese gbs posters like agrajag really take the piss out of another human beings appearance, to me

same.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Fathis Munk posted:

what if you are the bullshit though, eh ?

If you ever got the chance you'd totally bang her.

back during the spiderman movies? gently caress yeah.

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014

Them pictures of Kirsten were hot, she's looking down into the camera with a stern Mary Kay Letourneau teacher gaze

All the fun of statutory rape with none of the jail time

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

a Loving Dog posted:

Its always funny to see obese gbs posters like agrajag really take the piss out of another human beings appearance, to me

i think it's a coping mechanism

"Well I might be obese, but goddamn, look at that actress, her face is all melty !" :smug:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
id gently caress drag stephen fry, is how low id go

naem
May 29, 2011

Kirsten looks awesome and I'm all about it, it of course meaning really awkwardly attempting to like make out with her after several drinks and she's like "yeah you know what? Ok"

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian
shut up about lena dunham. girls is an imperfect show but it's ridiculous to think she's not talented and ridiculing her for her looks is the most goony of all things

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Celebrities, ha, just what will they do next. Boom Zoink! Those doggone celebs are at it again.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
nah she still uggo

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

naem posted:

Kirsten looks awesome and I'm all about it, it of course meaning really awkwardly attempting to like make out with her after several drinks and she's like "yeah you know what? Ok"

A good ice breaker would be to tell her about how in the porn parody of Spiderman, Mary Jane gives Spiderman an upside down BJ instead of a kiss. Then maybe glance at her meaningfully before gazing back at the floor.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Rad Tad posted:

yo i looked at that baseballman's dick and i didn't j/o but i feel bad where does my guilt go

like the Chinese who internalize their cum to gain special sex powers you must keep it inside and let it make you strong

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Agrajag posted:

im calling bullshit on anyone that wants to bang kirsten "melty face" dunst

i 100% unironically would

naem
May 29, 2011

Costello Jello posted:

A good ice breaker would be to tell her about how in the porn parody of Spiderman, Mary Jane gives Spiderman an upside down BJ instead of a kiss. Then maybe glance at her meaningfully before gazing back at the floor.

I'm not a bad looking guy I could see kristin Stewart going in a date with me

No Kristin bell

No lake bell

Wait, kisrten dunst

Really any of the kirstens

Just me and a big pile of Kirstin's

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Agrajag posted:

nah she still uggo

i'm really surprised you didn't change this opinion

what with so many compelling arguments coming at you

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