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Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Bored posted:

I have no clue why, but this is awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT5AQIlmM0I

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Thanks.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

A Moose posted:

That is... quite a lot of those cards.

He's going to run out much faster than he thinks he will.

PepeSilvia
Mar 17, 2009

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Choco1980 posted:

He's going to run out much faster than he thinks he will.

If he works customer service, that might not last a shift

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


Dick butt gave massages for 55 years

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Pfft. Amateur.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
Crossposting from GiP:

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Anyone else have Chase Freedom VISA cards? Notice anything... odd?


Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

cyberia posted:

Crossposting from GiP:

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


gently caress yeah dogaroo. They get much crazier than that

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Cacafuego posted:

gently caress yeah dogaroo.

?

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


Cacafuego has a new favorite as of 04:16 on Sep 4, 2014

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Goddammit I can never get these loving Magic Eye pictures to work.

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned


I know what I'm doing Friday at 1pm...

hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009




Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Of course Dick Butt was from Spokane. All the weird poo poo happens up there.

I don't remember where I got this from. Maybe earlier in this thread? I hope not.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

cyberia posted:

Crossposting from GiP:

Dang, my chip is missing a 'finger' :( Maybe he just got into an accident:

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

mng posted:

Dang, my chip is missing a 'finger' :( Maybe he just got into an accident:



Probably from failing to follow proper procedure when sticking a power tool into his rear end. Remember: measure twice, plug once.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

TetsuoTW posted:

Goddammit I can never get these loving Magic Eye pictures to work.

It's a schooner :ssh:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


TetsuoTW posted:

Goddammit I can never get these loving Magic Eye pictures to work.

Don't worry, you were lucky. I had a Magic Eye VHS tape given to me once. You try seeing the Schooner through a jumpy glitchy paused screen.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


EXAKT Science posted:

It's a schooner :ssh:

No, it's a sailboat.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Inzombiac posted:

No, it's a sailboat.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

I expected dickbutt.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.


You know what? There is no Easter Bunny!

Sissy Jupe
Sep 9, 2009
I really want to see a dog with only hind legs take a poo poo.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

mr pooglyfoop posted:

I really want to see a dog with only hind legs take a poo poo.

Aristophanes
Aug 11, 2012

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!
That dog clearly has a third leg :colbert:

Sissy Jupe
Sep 9, 2009


It's truly an amazing time to be alive.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Hospital records

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

I've been lied to.

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Radio Paranoia posted:

Hospital records



It's like reading hospital records from Night Vale..

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

New Leaf posted:

It's like reading hospital records from Night Vale..

Naww, for all their training, doctors are idiots.

One of the best one's I've seen are "Patient suffers from erectile dysfunction with associated wrist pain."

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

I never get tired of the jazz hands at the end :allears:.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

cult_hero posted:

Naww, for all their training, doctors are idiots.

One of the best one's I've seen are "Patient suffers from erectile dysfunction with associated wrist pain."

Doctors are dumb as poo poo when it comes to anything that isn't medical related or out of a book. 2 of the biggest pains in my rear end as an IT guy here at work are doctors.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Shamelessly pilfered from the D&D pictures thread:

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I've been in Waterstone's once in my life and I recognize it immediately :allears:

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