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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

is swap.avi even shocking anymore now that 2-girls-1-cup was a huge meme

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

spudsbuckley posted:

And yet her feeders are already starting to sag.

Lol that's what large, natural boobs look like.

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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LifeSizePotato posted:

is swap.avi even shocking anymore now that 2-girls-1-cup was a huge meme

all that poo poo is like watching disney now

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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BigBoss posted:

Lol that's what large, natural boobs look like.

big tits look great under clothes. they look like aunt olga naked

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
After your first beheading, everything else is tame by comparison. I never intentionally watch another beheading. I'll watch 2 girls 1 cup all day long.

EDIT:
I should have known because when Ned Starks head was cut off, I couldn't watch.

Chris Awful fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Sep 4, 2014

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Oct 29, 2004


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Chris Awful posted:

After your first beheading, everything else is tame by comparison. I never intentionally watch another beheading. I'll watch 2 girls 1 cup all day long.

/r/watchpeopledie is like bedtime stories to me now. there is something wrong with me.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Pukestain Pal posted:

/r/watchpeopledie is like bedtime stories to me now. there is something wrong with me.

after the /r/sexycorpses i know now that that is probably a real thing

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Oct 29, 2004


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LifeSizePotato posted:

after the /r/sexycorpses i know now that that is probably a real thing

it's definitely more active than Lena Dunham's metabolism.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I thought nothing was worse than Kate Upton fat-chat, but then I waded through like 9 more pages of Lena loving Dunham.


Almost worth it.

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH
has anyone posted the pics of jeff dunham's tits and poosay yet?

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Lena Dun-ate-a-ham

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp

BigBoss posted:

It's not 1960 anymore. 32 isn't old the way it used to be. Cosmetics, moisturizers, fitness, nutrition, and lifestyle have changed a lot since then. Kate Upton has access to all the top flight poo poo cause she's rich and famous. She will be fine as long as she keeps on it.

LifeSizePotato posted:

miranda kerr is 31 and has a child and is bangin like a biscuit

It's not about age. It's about metabolism and body type. Miranda Kerr is naturally thin and waifish. Upton's the kinda chick that's on a hiding to nothing when it comes to her weight; yeah, she looks okay now but that penchant for Ding-Dongs and general lack of activity's going to kill her once she gets pregnant or past thirty. She's the epitome of one of those women who was hot in high school then you see her at a reunion years later and she's pushing two-fifty or three bills. 5'10" is gonna hurt her too. She's 22 and she already has Kathy Bates' rear end.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Kate Upton has 20 million dollars

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Oct 29, 2004


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Arian_Samurai posted:

Kate Upton has 20 million dollars

roseanne is worth 80 million

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Luis Guzman has 14 million.

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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Kirk Johnson posted:

Luis Guzman has 14 million.

Lena Dunham has 15 pizzas and 46 donuts. I pray they will make it through the day.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

heh lena dunham doesnt adhere to my standards of what a woman should be, disregard her opinion lol burger *is a 300 pound goon still posting on this poo poo thread*

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
if you dont post a picture of yourself after criticizing lena dunham im gona assume youre fat as gently caress and have banged nothing but your shin as you wobble in the dark for more pie

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Pon de Bundy posted:

if you dont post a picture of yourself after criticizing lena dunham im gona assume youre fat as gently caress and have banged nothing but your shin as you wobble in the dark for more pie

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Bobnumerotres posted:

heh lena dunham doesnt adhere to my standards of what a woman should be, disregard her opinion lol burger *is a 300 pound goon still posting on this poo poo thread*

You were an excellent GBS 1.0 poster.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless



lol too scared to post your own picture ya little bitch

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Sure they're hot now, but in another 150 years they'll all look like skeletons.

Skeletons with SAGGY BOOBS

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008
What about J-Lo's tits instead?

That would be great!

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

it's almost as if we've spent like 50+ pages arguing about subjective opinions as if they were objective fact.

huh... really makes you think

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010
If you're sexually attracted to women it's literally rape.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

if you have a penis, every action you perform or consider performing is literally a form of rape.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Tuxedo Gin posted:

if you have a penis, every action you perform or consider performing is literally a form of rape.

If you have a sex change operation where you invert the penis and stick it into your own body cavity, did you technically just rape yourself? Makes you think.

naem
May 29, 2011

I keep thinking you're talking about Lena headly lol

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010
If you shake it once after peeing it's molestation and two times it's rape.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




would

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005
lena dumbham's boyfriend dated scarlett johanson as a teenager... talk about peaking in high school

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Pukestain Pal posted:

roseanne is worth 80 million

I would totally gently caress her everyday if it meant that I could do whatever else I wanted with her money.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Modus Operandi posted:

If you shake it once after peeing it's molestation and two times it's rape.

i have to shake it like 10-15 times because i've got a dripper with a faulty valve or something

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i have to shake it like 10-15 times because i've got a dripper with a faulty valve or something

You're going away for a long, long time

you know what they do with your types in prison?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Quickscope420dad posted:

You're going away for a long, long time

you know what they do with your types in prison?

hopefully end my pathetic loving life

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

guys these ladides did not consent to give oyu there naked photographs

Snodgrass Supreme
Nov 6, 2012

smoobles posted:

guys these ladides did not consent to give oyu there naked photographs

thats why my i'm so erect, nonconsensual voyeurism of ladies i saw on tv is my fetish

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I never asked for this!

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greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

smoobles posted:

guys these ladides did not consent to give oyu there naked photographs

I sent a telegram asking for permission. Should receive a reply soon.

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