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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

boobs are good

you say that but then the guy right after you spewed a bunch of anti-boob rhetoric so im not really sure

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naem
May 29, 2011

Benedick Cuckold posted:

same here. basically there are three categories of people on the somethingawful forums:

1) people who don't have their poo poo together, but aren't fat

2) people who have their poo poo together, but are fat

and

3) people who have their poo poo together, aren't fat, but are terrible loving nerds (because everyone on here is a terrible nerd)

3 here

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

naem posted:

3 here

Sup! ;-*

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

redshirt posted:

Some say yes, some say no.

Consider the sizable "I'm gay" crowd. Do they likes boobs? Perhaps not.

they were once babies, and most babies like the boobs

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

naem posted:

3 here

same

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Benedick Cuckold posted:

same here. basically there are three categories of people on the somethingawful forums:

1) people who don't have their poo poo together, but aren't fat

2) people who have their poo poo together, but are fat

and

3) people who have their poo poo together, aren't fat, but are terrible loving nerds (because everyone on here is a terrible nerd)

4) people who don't have their poo poo together, and are fat.





I'm 450 lbs. I eat pizza every day.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Medieval Medic posted:

Press down on your taint. Trust me.

engage in light taintplay in a public toilet. trust me.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



ArtIsResistance posted:

didnt read thread what's everyone talking about and what is the gbs stance on boobs

I'm pro boobs

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ArtIsResistance posted:

didnt read thread what's everyone talking about and what is the gbs stance on boobs

:gizz:

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009


I'm honestly surprised, I would have guessed she was in way worse shape

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003


she has good dental hygiene at least

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



The nice thing about loving Rosanne would be after the gross sex in which you'd imagine Tom Arnold in the very same positions, she'd at least have a personality afterwards so you guys could laugh about poo poo and probably get some goddamn nachos.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kirk Johnson posted:

These tits and that poos:

http://imgur.com/a/ZJWyT

NSFW also please do not objectify thx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2omCeECZF8

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
so today there are at least 3 people on my facebook feed posting that anybody involved in looking at or rehosting the celebrity nude pictures are guilty of sexually assaulting the pictured person

personally, i think devaluing the concept of sexual assault is literally sexual assault on all women so i think some jail time is in order for SOMEBODY

http://time.com/3263406/jennifer-la...campaign=buffer

here's a link someone posted about a 'harvard sex blogger' (mods namechange please tia) who had photos of herself leaked by an ex and because of that she didnt turn in her final paper and had to leave school for a year. she also has this amazing superpower where she can tell what would have happened to her life if she hadnt had those photos leaked, which is pretty impressive imo

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Sep 5, 2014

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
If someone had said to me at the start of the week that I'd see Bar Rafaeli pulling her own rear end in a top hat open I'd have been like 'nah'.

I think that's the important point here.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/nAiOKhy.jpg :nws:

Kirk Johnson fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Sep 5, 2014

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

so today there are at least 3 people on my facebook feed posting that anybody involved in looking at or rehosting the celebrity nude pictures are guilty of sexually assaulting the pictured person

personally, i think devaluing the concept of sexual assault is literally sexual assault on all women so i think some jail time is in order for SOMEBODY

http://time.com/3263406/jennifer-la...campaign=buffer

here's a link someone posted about a 'harvard sex blogger' (mods namechange please tia) who had photos of herself leaked by an ex and because of that she didnt turn in her final paper and had to leave school for a year. she also has this amazing superpower where she can tell what would have happened to her life if she hadnt had those photos leaked, which is pretty impressive imo

lol maybe the dumb sluts should stop taking nudes if they don't want their nudes being leaked

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
also someone on my facebook asked "why didnt the hackers spread the celebrity dick pics? oh thats right, because of sexism" and im like uhhhh duhhh did you even try looking for them? http://www.celebritypenispics.com/ (do i have to say NWS? NWS. the website 'celebrity penis pics dot com' is a not work safe site. it is NWS)

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
also the funniest part is some totally unfamous 'celebrity' girl who was involved in the scandal came forward to say that the pics stolen from her were taken when she was underage (didnt read the thread, you guys have probably already covered it)

she did this as a citizen of the united states, the country that will put kids of any minor age on the sex offender registry for texting photos of themselves that they themselves had taken, of themselves

loving lol

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Remember when deadspin showed the world Brett Favre's dick?

What a time to be alive

EbolaIvory
Jul 6, 2007

NOM NOM NOM

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

also the funniest part is some totally unfamous 'celebrity' girl who was involved in the scandal came forward to say that the pics stolen from her were taken when she was underage (didnt read the thread, you guys have probably already covered it)

she did this as a citizen of the united states, the country that will put kids of any minor age on the sex offender registry for texting photos of themselves that they themselves had taken, of themselves

loving lol

Couldn't she get like multiple charges per photo too?

1 for distro of child porn
1 for intent to distribute child porn (storing, and cloud)
1 for possession of child porn


Holy balls thats a lot of charges!

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

naem posted:

3 here

3 is the place to be.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

EbolaIvory posted:

Couldn't she get like multiple charges per photo too?

1 for distro of child porn
1 for intent to distribute child porn (storing, and cloud)
1 for possession of child porn


Holy balls thats a lot of charges!

see? it's never anyone smart who does this poo poo it's the loving idiots who are somehow surprised when their butthole scented curling iron pics wind up all over the net even tho this shits been happening since 2 seconds after the internet

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

At first I thought people were trolling about that, it seems...insane?

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
let's inject a bit of sanity here and remind everybody that contrary to the flailing scaremongering of pedo apologists, virtually no 17 year old is put on the sex offender registry or prosecuted for taking or texting nude pictures of themselves

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Yeah, but you had to qualify that with "virtually" right?

I actually don't know the details.

EbolaIvory
Jul 6, 2007

NOM NOM NOM

SilvergunSuperman posted:

At first I thought people were trolling about that, it seems...insane?

Insane? Sure. No doubt.

"Technically" though. On paper, She did break the law and poo poo. The only one that is more of a forced charge is intent to distro. And thats just looking at how the "law" treats all kinds of other poo poo with drugs and things. Own a scale? DISTRIBUTING DRUGS


Anyways I do think thats pretty accurate though. Funny huh?

Tezzor posted:

let's inject a bit of sanity here and remind everybody that contrary to the flailing scaremongering of pedo apologists, virtually no 17 year old is put on the sex offender registry or prosecuted for taking or texting nude pictures of themselves


Parents have a friend whos son sent dick pics to a girl. They were like 15(him) and 16(Her). And they both about ended up in serious trouble over it. Girls parents reported it to the cops, they found the "logs" of texts, girl basically asked for it, charges for both. Thankfully, it was a small town, and the judge basically said "LOL Get out of here you silly kids". But yeah the struggle as a teen is real

EbolaIvory fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Sep 5, 2014

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

SilvergunSuperman posted:

At first I thought people were trolling about that, it seems...insane?

it is, it's unsubstantiated demonization of sex offender laws by sex offenders and those who credulously regurgitate their self-serving absurd lies

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Tezzor posted:

let's inject a bit of sanity here and remind everybody that contrary to the flailing scaremongering of pedo apologists, virtually no 17 year old is put on the sex offender registry or prosecuted for taking or texting nude pictures of themselves

right, because millions of kids do it every day and it hardly ever goes to anyone other than the intended recipient

as soon as the dad gets angry and reports it, the kid is on the registry. am i mistaken? are there cases where it has come up and the kid hasnt been put on the registry? genuinely curious, because in my locale its not common but has happened and its ruined more than a few kids lives, sometimes literally through suicide once they were convicted and put on the registry for life

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Sep 5, 2014

EbolaIvory
Jul 6, 2007

NOM NOM NOM

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

right, because millions of kids do it every day and it hardly ever goes to anyone other than the intended recipient

as soon as the dad gets angry and reports it, the kid is on the registry. am i mistaken? are there cases where it has come up and the kid hasnt been put on the registry? genuinely curious, because in my locale its not common but has happened and its ruined more than a few kids lives, sometimes literally through suicide once they were convicted and put on the registry for life

Thats exactly how it can work.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

also the funniest part is some totally unfamous 'celebrity' girl who was involved in the scandal came forward to say that the pics stolen from her were taken when she was underage (didnt read the thread, you guys have probably already covered it)

she did this as a citizen of the united states, the country that will put kids of any minor age on the sex offender registry for texting photos of themselves that they themselves had taken, of themselves

loving lol

It was Mckayla Maroney and the real funny part is that it was her lawyer who released the statement saying she was underage

Dude is a lawyer and still thought it was a good idea to tell the media his client made child pornography

Nothing will happen cuz she's america's sweetheart and poo poo but lol still

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....


hey guys whats "fappening" in this thread

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Kevyn posted:

It was Mckayla Maroney and the real funny part is that it was her lawyer who released the statement saying she was underage

Dude is a lawyer and still thought it was a good idea to tell the media his client made child pornography

Nothing will happen cuz she's america's sweetheart and poo poo but lol still

so will future kids who get on the wrong side of an angry dad be able to point to this to avoid conviction? i dont know if precedence includes legal decisions that DIDNT happen but ideally this situation means that no one will ever get in legal trouble for that kind of thing every again? because its pretty stupid and it gets more coverage every year and many states are no longer doing it, but especially southern states are still big on the no tolerance deal

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kevyn posted:

It was Mckayla Maroney and the real funny part is that it was her lawyer who released the statement saying she was underage

Dude is a lawyer and still thought it was a good idea to tell the media his client made child pornography

Nothing will happen cuz she's america's sweetheart and poo poo but lol still

America's Sweetheart secretly making child porn is actually a pretty fitting analogy for America. Does Lady Justice sell blow?

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

right, because millions of kids do it every day and it hardly ever goes to anyone other than the intended recipient

as soon as the dad gets angry and reports it, the kid is on the registry. am i mistaken? are there cases where it has come up and the kid hasnt been put on the registry? genuinely curious, because in my locale its not common but has happened and its ruined more than a few kids lives, sometimes literally through suicide once they were convicted and put on the registry for life

Pedo lies

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Tezzor posted:

let's inject a bit of sanity here and remind everybody that contrary to the flailing scaremongering of pedo apologists, virtually no 17 year old is put on the sex offender registry or prosecuted for taking or texting nude pictures of themselves

wasn't there a case where this is exactly what happened, some kid went to jail for sending nude photos of herself or some poo poo

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Have you ever noticed the amount of concern expressed by internet dudes as to the number of unjust edge cases in the sex offender system compared with the amount of concern expressed for the problems with the general justice system which commits injustices far more grievous against far more people at astronomically greater rates

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Tezzor posted:

Have you ever noticed the amount of concern expressed by internet dudes as to the number of unjust edge cases in the sex offender system compared with the amount of concern expressed for the problems with the general justice system which commits injustices far more grievous against far more people at astronomically greater rates

the fact that you wasted the time typing about this instead of campaigning for women/minority equal rights suggests that you are probably literally hitler

go out and volunteer, tezzor

but yeah you're right 4 posts is a lot of concern. drat i should rethink my whole worldview. ive only spent roughly 1000 times as many hours donating my time to charity i should probably improve that ratio lol

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Sep 5, 2014

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

the fact that you wasted the time typing about this instead of campaigning for women/minority equal rights suggests that you are probably literally hitler

go out and volunteer, tezzor

cry more about the pedo punishment system about it

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Tezzor posted:

cry more about the pedo punishment system about it

go volunteer at a women's shelter, hitler

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Yaw thinking teens probably shouldn't have their life destroyed by stuff like a dickpic, what a bunch of creepy neckbeards!

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