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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Tezzor posted:

let's inject a bit of sanity here and remind everybody that contrary to the flailing scaremongering of pedo apologists, virtually no 17 year old is put on the sex offender registry or prosecuted for taking or texting nude pictures of themselves

a 17-year-old kid in my city just got put on probation for doing just that. they wanted to charge him with two felony counts, and the cops wanted to forcibly inject him with a drug to give him an erection so that they could take a picture of his erect penis and compare it against the sexting pictures for evidentiary purposes. so basically they were going to create actual child pornography, using an unwilling child, in order to prosecute that very same child for creating child pornography of himself. luckily they backed off of that part after public outcry. lol

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local...2637_story.html

so no, let's not inject a bit of sanity here, because there is no sanity in america when it comes to this

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
I have to see this young boy's erection... for reasons.

Boys in blue, pedo crew

Amgard
Dec 28, 2006

Benedick Cuckold posted:

a 17-year-old kid in my city just got put on probation for doing just that. they wanted to charge him with two felony counts, and the cops wanted to forcibly inject him with a drug to give him an erection so that they could take a picture of his erect penis and compare it against the sexting pictures for evidentiary purposes. so basically they were going to create actual child pornography, using an unwilling child, in order to prosecute that very same child for creating child pornography of himself. luckily they backed off of that part after public outcry. lol

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local...2637_story.html

so no, let's not inject a bit of sanity here, because there is no sanity in america when it comes to this

He's giving his lady the D

It's not a crime

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Tezzor posted:

Have you ever noticed the amount of concern expressed by internet dudes as to the number of unjust edge cases in the sex offender system compared with the amount of concern expressed for the problems with the general justice system which commits injustices far more grievous against far more people at astronomically greater rates

No but I've noticed you're quite the faggy human being re: posting

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
welcome back zor

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Benedick Cuckold posted:

a 17-year-old kid in my city just got put on probation for doing just that. they wanted to charge him with two felony counts, and the cops wanted to forcibly inject him with a drug to give him an erection so that they could take a picture of his erect penis and compare it against the sexting pictures for evidentiary purposes. so basically they were going to create actual child pornography, using an unwilling child, in order to prosecute that very same child for creating child pornography of himself. luckily they backed off of that part after public outcry. lol

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local...2637_story.html

so no, let's not inject a bit of sanity here, because there is no sanity in america when it comes to this

oh no what a statistically irrelevant occurrence that pedos will pretend is a systemic problem instead of an anecdote

e: the article states that nobody actually took a picture of his penis, he wasn't charged with a felony or placed on the sex offender registry lol

Tezzor fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Sep 5, 2014

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
#ArrestMckayla

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

DrPlump posted:

#ArrestMckayla

Imagine if Lena Dunham did gymnastics.

Gihon
Jan 9, 2014

DrPlump posted:

#ArrestMckayla

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

DrPlump posted:

#ArrestMckayla

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


DrPlump posted:

#ArrestMckayla

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Tezzor posted:

oh no what a statistically irrelevant occurrence that pedos will pretend is a systemic problem instead of an anecdote

i'm sorry tezzor. it's probably not the biggest or most important problem, but it's also not a problem that's isolated to the incident i just posted. i'm just saying it does happen relatively frequently--in fact it's not hard to just google it and find many examples--and it's a pretty egregious miscarriage of justice when it does. i assure you i am not a pedophile, and in fact i don't spend much time obsessing over--or even thinking about--this particular issue. even though i posted about it on the internet, i don't actually care that much. i know you personally may be unfamiliar with that concept, and that's okay. everybody's different.

now just tell us what you would rather be talking about, and we'll talk about it. i'll make a thread about it, even, if you want.

e:

DrPlump posted:

#ArrestMckayla

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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Benedick Cuckold posted:

i'm sorry tezzor. it's probably not the biggest or most important problem, but it's also not a problem that's isolated to the incident i just posted. i'm just saying it does happen relatively frequently--in fact it's not hard to just google it and find many examples--and it's a pretty egregious miscarriage of justice when it does. i assure you i am not a pedophile, and in fact i don't spend much time obsessing over--or even thinking about--this particular issue. even though i posted about it on the internet, i don't actually care that much. i know you personally may be unfamiliar with that concept, and that's okay. everybody's different.

everyone knows that we all jerk off to cutecorpses

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Pukestain Pal posted:

Imagine if Lena Dunham did gymnastics.



lol

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Benedick Cuckold posted:

i'm sorry tezzor. it's probably not the biggest or most important problem, but it's also not a problem that's isolated to the incident i just posted. i'm just saying it does happen relatively frequently--in fact it's not hard to just google it and find many examples--and it's a pretty egregious miscarriage of justice when it does. i assure you i am not a pedophile, and in fact i don't spend much time obsessing over--or even thinking about--this particular issue. even though i posted about it on the internet, i don't actually care that much. i know you personally may be unfamiliar with that concept, and that's okay. everybody's different.

now just tell us what you would rather be talking about, and we'll talk about it. i'll make a thread about it, even, if you want.

e:

here's a tip for happyh and successful gbs posting: never engage the tezzor

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

LifeSizePotato posted:

here's a tip for happyh and successful gbs posting: never engage the tezzor

Kill him with kindness, he really is the sweetest loving creampuff I've ever met.

naem
May 29, 2011

Hi quick reminder that there haven't been any more nudey pics in three whole days and that this thread is entirely a bunch of gross weird guys typing one handed while spankin it now, have a nice day

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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naem posted:

Hi quick reminder that there haven't been any more nudey pics in three whole days and that this thread is entirely a bunch of gross weird guys typing one handed while spankin it now, have a nice day

I'm edging while waiting for more photos of avril lavigne's teeth.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

lol if you have to type one handed when you can just use speech to text to post while jacking it, allowing you to use your free hand to enhance your pleasure with some ball cupping or prostate massaging

naem
May 29, 2011

Pukestain Pal posted:

I'm edging while waiting for more photos of avril lavigne's teeth.



She really is a vampire holy poo poo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Pukestain Pal posted:

I'm edging while waiting for more photos of avril lavigne's teeth.



*Hiss*

homercles
Feb 14, 2010

Benedick Cuckold posted:

a 17-year-old kid in my city just got put on probation for doing just that. they wanted to charge him with two felony counts, and the cops wanted to forcibly inject him with a drug to give him an erection so that they could take a picture of his erect penis and compare it against the sexting pictures for evidentiary purposes. so basically they were going to create actual child pornography, using an unwilling child, in order to prosecute that very same child for creating child pornography of himself. luckily they backed off of that part after public outcry. lol

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local...2637_story.html

so no, let's not inject a bit of sanity here, because there is no sanity in america when it comes to this

why wasn't his girlfriend charged with creating/producing child pornography as well?

america land of the free

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Pukestain Pal posted:

I'm edging while waiting for more photos of avril lavigne's teeth.




Look at that giant loving disgusting mole right at the bridge of her nose. Jesus Christ It's like she's a cyclops with eye black underneath each half of that fuckin' cyclops eye.

Avril Lavigne more like A-dysseus Lavigne holy loving poo poo go see a doctor you disgusting nobody. Go throw a loving touchdown while you're at it you quarterback cyclops.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

Drifter posted:

Look at that giant loving disgusting mole right at the bridge of her nose. Jesus Christ It's like she's a cyclops with eye black underneath each half of that fuckin' cyclops eye.

Avril Lavigne more like A-dysseus Lavigne holy loving poo poo go see a doctor you disgusting nobody.

Would.

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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would.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Did all the pictures/videos get released or did the guy get nabbed before then?

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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Johnny Aztec posted:

Did all the pictures/videos get released or did the guy get nabbed before then?

it's basically getting dribbled out like cum out of my dick after the 3rd time I've cum on a printed out photo of lena dunham

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Jesus eat a sandwich!

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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redshirt posted:

Jesus eat a sandwich!

preferably gluten free with tomatoes.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Pukestain Pal posted:

it's basically getting dribbled out like cum out of my dick after the 3rd time I've cum on a printed out photo of lena dunham

Bah, theres like 1500 posts or more since I checked this last. Any really good pictures come out?
I'm pretty much waiting for the collected torrent to be released.

edit: did that ugly betty lady get nabbed?

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 662 days!)

the avril lavigne sex tape came out years ago and yah she had a super cute rear end back in like 2005 or w/e

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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Johnny Aztec posted:

Bah, theres like 1500 posts or more since I checked this last. Any really good pictures come out?
I'm pretty much waiting for the collected torrent to be released.

I think it's been mostly teases urging people to be patient. Dribbling them out probably makes sense if they are trying to get people to pay for them.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Is this the Fappening thread? Because that poo poo was weak. Except for the one video of that one chick grinding on that dudes cock or whatever.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

a cop posted:

Is this the Fappening thread? Because that poo poo was weak. Except for the one video of that one chick grinding on that dudes cock or whatever.

nah this is something else i think. get lost

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

bunky posted:

nah this is something else i think. get lost

It's the new Bioware videogame rpg thread.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 662 days!)

this makes sense to me, trying to make money off those nudes is like trying to fence a picasso

http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/4/6106363/celebgate-fappening-naked-nude-celebrities-hack-hackers-trade

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Pukestain Pal posted:

I'm edging while waiting for more photos of avril lavigne's teeth.



oh poo poo u didn]t see the avril lavigne vid?

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

shiksa posted:

oh poo poo u didn]t see the avril lavigne vid?

Who listens to this loving poo poo.

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

She went and got tsuke yaeba, when did she turn weeaboo? I though that was only Gwen Stefani?

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

redshirt posted:

I've never even seen an anime and I do 100 pushups a day, every day.

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