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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@timsylviamma:
Going to the bellator fights tomorrow night got a big announcement while I am there.

noooo coker don't do it

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Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Yuriy posted:

noooo coker don't do it

Tim's gunna storm into the cage and shoot himself.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

So how big of a tomato can is John Burns?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


No matter how loudly you say it, a nacho order is not an announcement.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Testekill posted:

So how big of a tomato can is John Burns?

He's 8-7 and those 8 wins have come against opponents with a combined 3-14 record, so this is one step above the guarantee of paying Sapp to take a loss at a fraction of the cost.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Yuriy posted:

noooo coker don't do it

all those times i've yelled out "can i get a hell yeah" into the night sky and gotten no response... god finally answers

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
yo what the gently caress, pat curran vs pitbull 2 is tonight?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Yuriy posted:

noooo coker don't do it

Mom & Pop Rescue w/ host Tim Sylvia

Host Tim Sylvia visits struggling mom & pop grocery stores around the country, saving their businesses by purchasing and eating their entire inventory.

mewse
May 2, 2006

sportsgenius86 posted:

Mom & Pop Rescue w/ host Tim Sylvia

Host Tim Sylvia visits struggling mom & pop grocery stores around the country, saving their businesses by purchasing and eating their entire inventory.

Beast mode

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Tim Sylvia has been watching a lot of Danny DeVito movies lately and is now convinced he is pregnant.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Can you imagine JT Vs Tim Sylvia being a main event?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

willie_dee posted:

Can you imagine JT Vs Tim Sylvia being a Maine event?

Now I can

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

JT just had a baby with his fiancee, it came 5 weeks early but all was good. I don't think they have picked a name yet. I imagine that will be motivation for him to crush Tim.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

JT beating the giblets out of Sylvia would be both hilarious and depressing.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
There's Polish MMA on atm

http://team-cast.pl/kanalyFlash/sport/orange.html

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

willie_dee posted:

Can you imagine JT Vs Tim Sylvia being a main event?

I BELIEVE

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

I just saw a mma sunset flip, thanks Poland

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Keith Jardine sighted at Invicta weighins

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

Keith Jardine sighted at Invicta weighins

He is married to Jodie Esquibel. They will sell you coffee with butter and oil in it, you know, like the cavemans drank.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


LobsterMobster posted:

He is married to Jodie Esquibel. They will sell you coffee with butter and oil in it, you know, like the cavemans drank.

Ah, yeah he was there with her.

Faber also made an appearance cornering that Rothenhauser girl. She looks like she's bigger than anyone at TAM.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
She probably is.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I'm glad that Keith Jardine is married and has a successful side business of being weird about coffee

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
I really wish Rothenhausler could safely make 145 without dying because seeing her destroy faces is :krad: and there's never going to be a for real women's lightweight division

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!
Holy poo poo did Gomes look to be in rough shape. She must have a pretty brutal cut to 135.

Modafferi can always be trusted to back up my thesis that MMA fighters are the biggest nerds in sports.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
http://www.spike.com/shows/bellator-mma/live

we live yo

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Triticum Guzzler posted:

I'm glad that Keith Jardine is married and has a successful side business of being weird about coffee

Don't forget his mean1 clothing line.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
That shot of Bellator showing the camera getting knocked down made me laugh so hard

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Dan Mirgliotta is so, so bad at his job

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Josh Burns looked like he was swigging from a gallon of piss.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Did he get a Todd Starnes sponsorship?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Well, Kongo/Johnson was just as dumb as I expected, albeit with less dick trauma

eaglesmerlin1
Mar 29, 2010
dude just quit to a masterlock

eaglesmerlin1
Mar 29, 2010
never bet the house on hammer house


*and lashley tna highlights huh? this feels like the intro video on pro vs joes/american ninja warrior.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
I'm excited for this shitfight.

INTENSITY

eaglesmerlin1
Mar 29, 2010

PaganGoatPants posted:

I'm excited for this shitfight.

INTENSITY

intense gassing incoming

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
"As a professional wrestler he knows how to use his weight"
-Jimmy Smith, professional MMA commentator, 2014

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

fatherdog posted:

"As a professional wrestler he knows how to use his weight"
-Jimmy Smith, professional MMA commentator, 2014

He must've watched the last Metamoris.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
How can his head be that red?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

fatherdog posted:

"As a professional wrestler he knows how to use his weight"
-Jimmy Smith, professional MMA commentator, 2014

Sandbagging

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


poo poo, didn't realize I was missing the Lashley fight. I will dub his opponent Heft Monson

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