B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

LobsterMobster posted:

Sandbagging

More like canbagging

# ? Sep 6, 2014 01:43

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# ? May 9, 2024 20:24

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

Calling that an "explosion" to his feet was pretty generous

# ? Sep 6, 2014 01:45

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Holy poo poo, Tamdan McCrory is back? He looks terrible. I'll always remember him for getting badly subbed twice in the UFC.

Edit: :drat:

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is pepsi ok fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Sep 6, 2014

# ? Sep 6, 2014 01:56

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Whoa

# ? Sep 6, 2014 01:59

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

MOTHERFUCKIN BARN CAT!!!!!!!!

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:00

Dirp: May 16, 2007

Brennan Ward being brutally KOed brings me alot of joy.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:01

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Opponent's consciousness receding as quick as McCrory's hairline

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:02

Cool Post Beg: Mar 6, 2008; DADDY MAGIC

Dick Riding - verb

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:13

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Dick-riding = bitch-made.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:13

eaglesmerlin1: Mar 29, 2010

PaganGoatPants posted:

Dick-riding = bitch-made.

wtf is going on right now!?!? are they really burying bjorn right now? this is hella b-league

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:15

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Haha Bonnars suit is screwing up my tv.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:41

Stimulus: Mar 25, 2005

Hahaha this guy in the black mask

Bonnar's speech

I'm dying

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:41

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Tito stop going off script!

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:42

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

OH MY GOD

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:43

Cool Post Beg: Mar 6, 2008; DADDY MAGIC

really gonna need that Nsane 1 reveal giffed

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:43

Max Awfuls: Sep 10, 2011

Even King Mo must be feeling embarrased by this backstage.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:47

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Whatever that was made me hate MMA for about two minutes

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:48

Bulky Bartokomous: Nov 3, 2006; In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Who would have thought the TNA champion probably isn't even in the top three most pro wrestling things that happened tonight.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:48

eaglesmerlin1: Mar 29, 2010

this has been the best impact episode in a long time.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:49

Bulky Bartokomous: Nov 3, 2006; In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Max Awfuls posted:

Even King Mo must be feeling embarrased by this backstage.

lol

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:51

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

beggar posted:

really gonna need that Nsane 1 reveal giffed

bam

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:55

Bulky Bartokomous: Nov 3, 2006; In Mypos, only the strong survive.

A Brazilian that uses Thunderstruck as walkout music, gotta root for that.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:57

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

LobsterMobster posted:

bam

Oh my god

# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:00

Cool Post Beg: Mar 6, 2008; DADDY MAGIC

LobsterMobster posted:

bam

Between Lashley's Kimura Quest, King Mo's off-Broadway Rashad Evans, and this ode to Vince Russo, Bellator has made my night.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:06

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Is that McCully?

# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:08

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

sportsgenius86 posted:

Is that McCully?

you know it

# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:11

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Can someone please explain why Dave Meltzer just had an aneurysm about Bellator?

# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:11

Max Awfuls: Sep 10, 2011

beggar posted:

Between Lashley's Kimura Quest, King Mo's off-Broadway Rashad Evans, and this ode to Vince Russo, Bellator has made my night.

It's really odd having a decent fight between two talented fighters after all this.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:12

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Max Awfuls posted:

It's really odd having a decent fight between two talented fighters after all this.

It is weird.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:25

Bulky Bartokomous: Nov 3, 2006; In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Awesome scramble there. Entertaining fight.

E: drat, Curran recovers fast.

Bulky Bartokomous fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Sep 6, 2014

# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:26

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Uh ohhh.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:29

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

How is he still standing?

# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:29

Lloyd Boner: Oct 11, 2009; Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

I'm not watching Bellator but Pitbull owns

# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:43

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Lloyd Boner posted:

I'm not watching Bellator but Pitbull owns

Dale!

# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:44

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

LobsterMobster posted:

bam

SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS. this is the last thing i see before i go back to bed and i will have such beautiful dreams

# ? Sep 6, 2014 04:54

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Triticum Guzzler posted:

SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS. this is the last thing i see before i go back to bed and i will have such beautiful dreams

Bonnar brought a masked man into the ring while calling out Tito, and said that Tito is such a dick all his ex coaches and training partners are lining up to help kick his rear end. "And this guy, who led Tito to so many victories, you probably remember seeing him in his corner all those times!" *DRAMATIC UNMASKING OF THE NSANE1*

# ? Sep 6, 2014 04:58

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

LobsterMobster posted:

bam

UFC is loving dead.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 05:07

Solomonic: Jan 3, 2008; INCIPIT SANTA

LobsterMobster posted:

bam

IT'S ME, AUSTIN

# ? Sep 6, 2014 05:10

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Triticum Guzzler posted:

SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS. this is the last thing i see before i go back to bed and i will have such beautiful dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIbWE_PEjQ

# ? Sep 6, 2014 05:11

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# ? May 9, 2024 20:24

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Captain Log posted:
"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"

So Stephan Bonnar is basically a double agent for the UFC being paid under the table to make Bellator as God damned ridiculous as possible. I approve.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 05:14

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Captain Log posted: