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Root Bear posted:The sum of the square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. They're my lines as the Scarecrow in "The Wizard Of Oz".
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That was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!" He says...[checks previous posts]..."D'oh!"
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Jerusalem posted:Hehe, yep, that's what they all say. They all say,"Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I've got Dr. Hibbert and Principal Skinner staring at me from Principal's World and an empty picture frame with their dead eyes?" What kind of catch phrase is that?
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Sep 6, 2014 08:09
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Drink-Mix Man posted:What kind of catch phrase is that? Uhhh...... THE BEST drat CATCHPHRASE ON THE SOMETHINGAWFUL FORUMS! 
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Sep 6, 2014 08:30
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:They're my lines as the Scarecrow in "The Wizard Of Oz". Um...because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start. 
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Sep 6, 2014 09:03
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JethroMcB posted:That was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!" He says...[checks previous posts]..."D'oh!" Hello, Mr. ...Kurns. I bad want...money now.
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Sep 6, 2014 10:13
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The Dennis System posted:Hello, Mr. ...Kurns. I bad want...money now. WORKS ON CONTINGENCY NO MONEY DOWN
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Sep 6, 2014 11:30
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TMMadman posted:Um...because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start. When I was a little goon, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience... 
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Sep 6, 2014 13:31
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Jorghnassen posted:WORKS ON Also, this bar logo shouldn't be here.
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Sep 6, 2014 13:47
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Jerusalem posted:Uhhh...... THE BEST drat CATCHPHRASE ON THE SOMETHINGAWFUL FORUMS! Alright. But you goons remember: baby alligators might seem like a cute idea now. But they grow up!
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Sep 6, 2014 13:49
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We flushed the alligator down the toilet, but it got stuck halfway and now we have to feed it!
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Sep 6, 2014 15:58
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Spectacle Rock posted:We flushed the alligator down the toilet, but it got stuck halfway and now we have to feed it! It turns out we were wrong: that alligator was sexually harassing that woman.
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Sep 6, 2014 16:35
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:It turns out we were wrong: that alligator was sexually harassing that woman. And the dog on the Coppertone ad? Same deal?
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Sep 6, 2014 16:51
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:And the dog on the Coppertone ad? Same deal? 
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TMMadman posted:Um...because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start. 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:And the dog on the Coppertone ad? Same deal? With a man in the White House? Not likely!
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TMMadman posted:Um...because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start. I have directed three plays, and had three heart attacks. That's how much I care, I'm planning for a fourth.
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Jerusalem posted:Uhhh...... THE BEST drat CATCHPHRASE ON THE SOMETHINGAWFUL FORUMS! 
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IMJack posted:I have directed three plays, and had three heart attacks. That's how much I care, I'm planning for a fourth. I am not an easy man to work for. While directing "Hats off to Chanukah", I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth-graders? The review 'Play enjoyed by all' speaks for itself.
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Sep 6, 2014 18:52
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TMMadman posted:I am not an easy man to work for. While directing "Hats off to Chanukah", I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth-graders? The review 'Play enjoyed by all' speaks for itself. TMMadman, do you know what a poster is saying when they quote The Simpsons? They're saying "I am a leach".
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Sep 6, 2014 18:58
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:TMMadman, do you know what a poster is saying when they quote The Simpsons? They're saying "I am a leach". Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well it wasn't exactly a pharmacy... more of a bait shop.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Charlie Foxtrot. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell.
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Sep 6, 2014 20:28
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Applewhite posted:Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Charlie Foxtrot. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell. CharlieFoxtrot, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.
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MondayHotDog posted:CharlieFoxtrot, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do. Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall.
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Sep 7, 2014 02:16
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MondayHotDog posted:CharlieFoxtrot, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do. Oh, I know what it is. You’re the biggest man in the world now, and you’re covered in gold.
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TMMadman posted:Oh, I know what it is. You’re the biggest man in the world now, and you’re covered in gold. Max...Power!! He's the man, with the name You'd love to touch - ...but you mustn't touch!! His name sounds good in your ear, But when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said... ...by anyone! so mad I can't go to The Simpsons at the Hollywood Bowl next weekend 
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Sep 7, 2014 03:27
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:so mad I can't go to The Simpsons at the Hollywood Bowl next weekend Peh. They're butchering the classics. Could that bassoon have come in any more late? 
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Sep 7, 2014 03:58
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Peh. They're butchering the classics. Could that bassoon have come in any more late? CharlieFoxTrot, have the Rolling Stones killed.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Peh. They're butchering the classics. Could that bassoon have come in any more late? John Williams must be rolling in his grave.
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Sep 7, 2014 04:02
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Peh. They're butchering the classics. Could that bassoon have come in any more late? Now is the winter of our discontent.
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Sep 7, 2014 04:30
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Writer Cath posted:Now is the winter of our discontent. Oh no!  Run!
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TMMadman posted:Oh no! Something said! ....not good!
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Sep 7, 2014 05:41
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Writer Cath posted:Now is the winter of our discontent. Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?
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After The War posted:Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare? He was a zombie?
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Technogeek posted:He was a zombie? I'm not a zombie. But hey, when in Rome...
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Technogeek posted:He was a zombie? I do have a life outside this thread, you know! 
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Writer Cath posted:Now is the winter of our discontent. Oh no! Run!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Peh. They're butchering the classics. Could that bassoon have come in any more late? American nerd snark is best snark!
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Writer Cath posted:Now is the winter of our discontent. I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
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After The War posted:Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare? K-Z-M-B, All zombie radio! grrrrrrrrrrrr
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